Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%

  • Total voters
    305
In all the bodycam tsouris a few things have been missed.
First up, who has and has not been making noise beside Rekieta himself.
Secondly, Rekieta's remarkably selective faggotry, most of which was directed at Null and the bodycam despite other things clearly happening. What happened to the attacks on the nanny? Where was the hate for Aaron Imholte? Where were the cringe inducing references to "Lady Rackets" (ugh)?
Something is afoot.
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The judge has already instructed it's release, now some embarrassed cops are contravening lawful order and for some inexplicable reason, the prosecution is balldoguarding Nick, likely because they don't want to deal with the headache of prosecuting him again when he inevitably crashes into a tree with a child in the backseat due to exhaustion.
It sounds like a judge—not the trial court judge in Nick's county, but an administrative judge or two—has cleared the release. The attempt now is to subvert the administrative judge's determination by retconning the evidence. It's a pretty scummy move. I'd say it proves Nick has no principles because he's conspiring with the evil government to keep information tinged with a public interest away from the public, but everybody knows Nick has no principles at this point. He's just throwing a nitrous tard tantrum.
The prosecution has been working to protect him all along, reminder when they tried to get the prison time removed simply because the defendant dreamt it wasn’t included?
 
Dozens of pages of cope about the bodycam.

Does anyone really think Ralph and Nick are going to score a W here? Relax.

I think the bodycam may be a little bit disappointment for us (and mostly L for Nick as he loses control of the narrative which is the ultimate narc injury).

Another aspect: when Nick plead guilty I thought that maybe he finally started coming to his senses. Of course last month completely shattered that possibility. He may be even worse than ever.

Is it possible that he plead guilty only to bury the bodycam? If it comes out then his plea was in vain, similarly to him paying money to be able to drink only for the CPS case to make him test anyway.
 
Does anybody remember the Breaking Bad episode "Peekaboo"? Where Jessy is at the house of the two Meth addicts waiting on the couch surrounded by complete squalor? And then this dirty kid just quietly comes out and puts on the TV on some telesales channel and quietly sits down next to him? Then he asks the kid when his parents are coming back home and he says "I'm hungry". It's probably the most heart breaking thing I've seen on TV.
That's what I imagine the Rekieta household being like. All I can find on YouTube is a clip with music which really ruins the vibe of the scene, but here it is: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DM6yKW4OQBA
 
The drugs weren’t locked away in a safe, as he falsely claimed; they were in plain view, and he’s contradicted that lie more than once.
I hope someone has compiled all of the statements that could be contradicted by the footage, so that Null can fact check in real time.
 
Reminder that the girl on the cover is a 17 year old rape victim that's been brainwashed into being a sex slave and that the entire anime is a revenge fantasy where a kid rapes other kids

Between this and the kill list it REALLY makes you think about Nick's mental state
 
So, let me get this straight. A SON, this time, shows up at 2 AM CT to have his homework checked as Nick is making sucking noises into the mic as he was making fun of Kurt.
You may not realize it, but this is what winning looks like:
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I really think he has some sort of minimum hours per week he is required to do because I cant think of why else he would do such a meaningless stream which nobody was watching anyway.
This could be quite amusing. If he was already complaining before of being contractually obligated to do Locals streams, imagine now being required by Big Daddy Government to stream at least 6–7 hours per day on weekdays.
 
This has probably been posted before, but just as a reminder of the HYPOCRISY:


Credit to Scarebro, I stole it off his twitter.

EDIT: "...or maybe people who just like to talk really big about not listening to government till the government comes knocking. Then suddenly, they're fucking pussies, running around in the truest definition of a 90's faggot, crying, prostrating themselves, begging for the leather to put their tongue on like it's a big chocolate starfish, of their local police chief or whatever. You will never, ever find that attitude from me or my channel"
 
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