Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 62 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 140 38.7%

  • Total voters
    362
All because this dicknosed faggot can't handle Eric July being effortlessly more talented and successful than he is with his shitty Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ripoff :story:
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Eric is a grown man and he can deal with jealous anklebiters like EVS, but concern trolling a cancer victim on Twitter is pretty low even for one of Rekieta's "friends". However, self selection applies: after Nick dosed his daughter with cocaine, you're not gonna see any good people defending him.
So this is off topic. @FROG

So when I was a kid, I used to read The Flash a lot. I used to actually go to the comic book store at my local strip mall and buy comic books with my allowance. EVS replaced one of my favorite comic book artists at the time who drew The Flash, a guy named Scott Kolins. In hindsight, EVS probably was a better artist and probably did better than Kolins, but I always preferred Kolins so I resented EVS. Additionally, when they ended the Wally West run of the Flash and replaced him with Barry Allan again (IMO big mistake) they did a six-issue mini-series called "The Flash Rebirth" that explained how Barry Allan came back to life. EVS was the main artist of this mini-series. They came out monthly until issue #4, and there was like a 6-month to a year long delay. I had/have no idea why this delay happened, but at the time, I resented EVS even more, because I just assumed it was all his fault.

TLDR: Even as a young kid, I have always had a bone to pick with EVS
 
It's really a terrible position he's put himself. He's become this kind of Jim Kramer figure, where whatever he says, the opposite happens. So a denial of domestic abuse comes across as an indication that it's true. A real boy cuck who cried wolf kind of story
It's ironic that he's the "free speech lawyer" (can't quote that hard enough). After all of his lies and retardation he still maintains his freedom of speech, Nick can say whatever he wants. His problem is that his words have been rendered completely meaningless. Anything that Nick decides to say he might as well say it into the exhaust pipe of the lawpope mobile. So sure, he has freedom of speech but he's completely killed his ability to freely express himself.
 
The best part about all this is that despite hoping to preempt Gabe and take the wind from his sails, Nick has unintentionally created the best possible teaser for the Thursday stream. I think a lot of people are more interested in the Gabe stream and the abuse allegations than before. Just another example of the Streisand Rekieta effect in action.
 
The best part about all this is that despite hoping to preempt Gabe and take the wind from his sails, Nick has unintentionally created the best possible teaser for the Thursday stream. I think a lot of people are more interested in the Gabe stream and the abuse allegations than before. Just another example of the Streisand Rekieta effect in action.
Ralph couldn't have cut a better promo for Gabe's stream appearance.
 
Well now I'm just imagining everything he says being overdubbed with angry or sad honking sounds.


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Did you resize the video manually after you uploaded it? I've tried that before and it makes it disappear.

Didn't Gabe himself told it wasn't about abuse?
"not sexual in nature"
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The best part about all this is that despite hoping to preempt Gabe and take the wind from his sails, Nick has unintentionally created the best possible teaser for the Thursday stream. I think a lot of people are more interested in the Gabe stream and the abuse allegations than before. Just another example of the Streisand Rekieta effect in action.
95% of Rekieta's problems are caused by the impulsive need to keep talking and not shut the fuck up. If he had shut the fuck up from the beginning of the Monty trial onwards, he would be in a much better place.

And thinking about it, I would say, controversially, this mean that all of Retieka and family's wealth isn't going save him or them. Because whatever wins it gives him, Rackets is going to take it as sign that he was right, double down and make the situation 10 times worse. Like a degenerate compulsive gambler (which he might become in a future arc, given how how has blown through to apothecary for drugs to get high on, along with any chunks of his brain that moderate any gambling), he's only going stop with he absolutely nothing left.
 
95% of Rekieta's problems are caused by the impulsive need to keep talking and not shut the fuck up. If he had shut the fuck up from the beginning of the Monty trial onwards, he would be in a much better place.
All he had to do was say "whoa I was really fucked up that night and I said some dumb shit" and Monty would have gone away. And even after that, okey doke, I'll apologize for saying that dumb shit and maybe paying him a few bucks, because he did dumb shit, and he'd have gone away.

Instead, he incessantly lied, claimed he never said it, claimed it was totally okay he said it, and then dumped six figures into losing a motion to dismiss and then a ridiculous appeal on a novel legal theory. Now he's looking at being reduced to crushed Adderal money instead of uncut Peruvian flake money for the rest of his foreseeable life.
 
Ok i might be wrong....trying to remember...but wasn't there messages between Nicky The Nose and Elissa a few years back and if i remember correctly didn't she say along the lines of " Nick quit Whoring out your wife?" and so Nick is over here twisting her words making it sound like " Shes calling her a whore guys...look at what she did...shes a monster hope she dies twice:really: when Elissa was blaming Nicky?.....i just can't remember it might have been on locals or dm's...but Nicky loves a good narrative.🤣
 
Did they wreck one of their cars? Or get in an accident? Did they scam insurance
Maybe they can't get cars insured after the last pupull-over. If he didn't renew registration, maybe he was uninsured the whole time.
.And there's a reason the Rustang is "in storage" this time of year.
Ot maybe they saw the conditions of the house & condemned it for insurance claims.
All together could = screaming at the adjuster.
 
I'm sorry, what? Nick has a sister?
I don't think I've ever heard him mention her
Re. the discussion of Nick's sister several pages ago.

Nick's half sister, Kristen, is over 4 years older than he is. (Celeste got pregnant at 17, gave birth to Kristen Claeys at 18, and married Bob Rekieta a couple years after that. This is all documented on the thread.)

Kristen is not a "dyke" by any measure that I've ever noted. She's more of a new age hippy. Kristen has an adult daughter whom she had with her first husband and has remarried another man. She makes IG vids several times/week promoting her gym in Nicaragua. There's plenty of problematic issues going on with Nick. No need to get carried away with speculation that he did anything to Kristen.
 
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He really thinks the Andy flying to the wrong city story is such an own. It happened over half a decade ago, and he still made it in time for the event. Let it go Nick. As far as I remember Nick wasn't even at Knoxville, but even if he was he wasn't that fucking important
Nick was absolutely there. In fact, he and Kayla stayed with Doug TenNaple, who lives in Knoxville.

Here they are, a night or two before the fight:

Knoxville is also where Andy claims Kayla groped him.

Andy flying into the wrong city, and Ralph having to drive hundreds of miles pick him up, was legit funny when it happened. I mean, Andy isn't too bright.

Here's the thing though:

Andy (possibly doing coke, though I can't remember at the time) mistakes Nashville for Knoxville.
Nick does coke and his kids go unfed, unwashed, and his 8 year old tests positive for coke too.

You tell me which is worse.
 
Constant DISCORD bleep noises throughout as he was distracted and responding to the Hoffman issues (one assumes).
Probably PMs or a small group chat. Don't think he would have a discord server or older group DMs have the ping noise, so probably a new DM or something.
He wants to buy a new PC set-up with an "AI focused machine".
This statement makes no sense. He has no clue how any of this works.
Painting pontification due to Kurt's desire to buy a painting. (Nick thinks he knows about art.)
A random grandma recommending Thomas Kincaid prints and Hallmark cards has better taste in art than Nick.
“I used to be good at math, and then I stopped caring.”
This is the guy that couldn't make it more than 1 year in Chemical Engineering. That isn't enough time to even get to Calc 3, much less differential equations. Nick was never good at math and was always a retard. He probably thought buying an expensive calculator would carry him through advanced math classes, then he got blown out when he realized most competent universities require math tests to be done with basic calculators that can't do anything more complex than division or exponents.
 
Thursday, there's an insane person... from a dubious source
Trying to shift focus from the substance of the accusations to the source by dismissing it as dubious.... Let's be honest, if Nicky said sky was blue, grass is green I'd believe him despite knowing you can't find more dubious person than Nick.
 
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