💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 279 39.6%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.3%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 174 24.7%
  • Total voters
    705
John Andrews Stan said:
Do dudes who obsess about other dudes, post fanfic about imaginary things that other dudes never did, and get MATI about other dudes not realize that they look like fucking faggots?

I get that Nick’s life sucks because of how he fucked it up. I can see how it would be easier to chimp out at Aaron all day and try to get his attention. He must enjoy what it feels like to sperg like that. But damn, how do guys like this not see how pathetic (and gay) they look?
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I mean Aaron both fucked his wife (and maybe him) and opened the Spaghetti-Os when Nick couldn't be arsed. Aaron has both dicked Kayla and raised Nick's kids for him. Plus he hasn't had to plea deal or had his guns taken away by the state. There is no greater usurper or narc injury than that. When you see it that way, his obsession makes sense.
 
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I read that differently when I first saw this. What a cock tease.
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
He has the Courtney Clenney (OF girl) trial that he will probably drop if there are not enough salacious details, but at least it will give him a week or two to make sexual jokes!



Nick is incapable or unwilling to live the lie anymore. He used to do this with his conservative lolbert trad dad routine, but he is not about to stuff himself back into the closet. It is too much work for him.



He, in fact, responded to Hardin and said he would get a subordinate in MN to re-schedule. He could very well have sent someone in his place.
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He doesn't need to be a Christian conservative. Just do election shit and bait like Israel vs Iran.
 
Sloppa said:
Sorry, I worded that poorly, (I'm english SL), I meant it is very foolish of Nick to attract the ire of a woman Like MK.
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What is FL?

August Levasseur said:
Supposedly Matt Jarbo (I think it was him, could've been someone else) used to have Google alerts set up so whenever anyone posted a video or forum post or tweet about him he could see it as soon as Google indexed it.
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Jarbo studied Kibology.

HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Nick’s e-daddy is Juju. Jim Metokur also was a bit of a e-daddy to Nick, but it’s more because Jim is the e-daddy of the Sektur. He just goes out for cigarettes so often that the e-sons get groomed.
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@Null was a bit Nick's edaddy too, regardless of any denials of that.

Lian Xing said:
If you are in the US sans AZ and HI, you aren't on standard time. That's the S (standard ) in the time zone designation. It's daylight time until the first Sunday after Halloween (D). To reduce ambiguity, just write ET or CT. I don't want you to hang your hat on something that someone can challenge you on "muh actually."
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Oh God thanks. This is my Capital-I-Internet (except that that is a pet peeve of mine along with the Null, too). I am pleased to see you have the same suggestion: just leave out "Standard" and "Daylight."
 
Team effort, it took four posters to compile the Balldoman; does that mean we are in a polycule now? Oh wait I meant a quartet (barbershop not withstanding)

I feel like my whippit section is better if in need of revision
 
AnOminous said:
He paid for sex. Something even Russell Greer can do.
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Look at this fucking faggot nerd. This is the dude who thinks he can somehow flex on you.

Look at this fag! Absolute fucking NERD.

Look at this geek, this homo, this gaywad, look what an obvious dorkwad he is!

This is NICK!
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So why didn't he take up jail time? Sounds like he wouldn't have fun and was scared
 
The later issue behind Nick’s whole attitude with statement like “Why should I do continuing education?” or “Why can’t I just pay off the community service?” is that he’s setting a terrible example for his kids. I truly hope the older boys have other strong male role models in their lives, and that the younger girls eventually understand their upbringing wasn’t normal.

Nick doesn’t seem to grasp that being a father—or even an aunt or uncle—means being a role model. Yes, part of growing up is realizing your parents aren’t perfect, that they’re human. But another part is being able to appreciate them when they demonstrate integrity and responsibility in spite of their faults. Nick, however, acts like a perpetual teenager—dodging responsibility and refusing to face the consequences of his actions. I think Kayla at least told the kids that “these are the consequences of our actions” when they got arrested.

Honestly, it feels like Nick doesn’t understand how human interactions work. I don’t know if that’s because he was neglected as a kid—maybe his parents were always working or his sister was out of the house—but he really seems to lack basic social understanding and emotional awareness. I think he ultimately does not view other people as people. Maybe some solipsism along with the narcissism.

I think the drugs have made him more retarded, but I think it also exposed him for being a skinwalker. His trad dad thing always came across as creepy with a twisting of the father as head of the household to “women need to be subservient to their husband” in a creepy incel way.
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
More Internet tough guy behavior, with what could be perceived as legal threats aimed at Aaron Imholte.
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How many fucking spaces does Nick put between sentences?

Gotta admit, angry Nick is the funniest Nick. It’s kind of amazing that he lacks the basic empathy to see that chimping at another dude doesn’t make the other dude look bad to other people; it just makes Nick look like a bitch to everyone who isn’t a fellow faggot.
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Yes, part of growing up is realizing your parents aren’t perfect, that they’re human.
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And when Nick's kids grow up (or when they already have), they will not be realizing their father is a flawed human. They'll be realizing their father isn't even a father, but a completely worthless piece of shit who would be vomiting in a gutter on the street if he hadn't inherited wealth. They'll realize their dad is worthless, absolute shit, a scumbag parasite the world would be better without.
John Andrews Stan said:
Gotta admit, angry Nick is the funniest Nick.
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That's the only reason I don't unsubscribe from this thread. Just watching this faggot seethe in his demonic anger is hilarious. Look how angry he gets! He can't do anything about it, but he HATES the fact we can look what he's doing and mock him for it, and can't help himself raging and seething every single day.

SUFFER, BALLDO!
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Honestly, it feels like Nick doesn’t understand how human interactions work. I don’t know if that’s because he was neglected as a kid—maybe his parents were always working or his sister was out of the house—but he really seems to lack basic social understanding and emotional awareness. I think he ultimately does not view other people as people. Maybe some solipsism along with the narcissism.
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He has issues with being unable to pick up on social cues. I think there's a name for this, but Nick doesn't know it.
 
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Folgers Can said:
Somehow I get this hunch that Nick's loyal fanbase can't count on tonight's hot takes on the verdict from the "experts that matters [sic]," because he still has "way more important shit" to do in the nonce chat well after midnight:

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Sorry kids, we're having spaghettios for dinner again, your dad spent all of our money screaming on the Internet again.
 
Folgers Can said:
Somehow I get this hunch that Nick's loyal fanbase can't count on tonight's hot takes on the verdict from the "experts that matters [sic]," because he still has "way more important shit" to do in the nonce chat well after midnight:
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Imagine being Nick's "loyal fanbase" and finally figuring out when Nick says he has "way more important shit" to do than actually covering the verdict of a trial he's been failing to comment on for weeks, what Nick means is that dangling from the nutsack of a fat greasy pedophile is way more important to him than covering the trial he pretended to be covering.

What a loser. A hanger-on to a fat greasy pedophile. He should definitely neck.
 
Folgers Can said:
Somehow I get this hunch that Nick's loyal fanbase can't count on tonight's hot takes on the verdict from the "experts that matters [sic]," because he still has "way more important shit" to do in the nonce chat well after midnight:

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It’s honestly embarrassing how obsessed he is with Aaron Imholte. His entire focus seems to be on ruining Aaron’s life, and I doubt he’ll stop this self-destructive vendetta until either his goal is achieved or he’s drained all his resources in the process.

From what I can gather, he seems to blame Aaron for the decline in his own public image—and, by extension, his shrinking audience and increasing difficulty forming connections on YouTube.

Reading between the lines, my impression is that he’s just waiting for Aaron’s guilty plea to be formalized before launching his next major offensive, this time through legal action. His last offensive, as I see it, was his participation in Hackamania.

If I’m mistaken—and this is just him pounding his chest like the Internet tough guy he sometimes pretends to be—time will tell. But considering how emotionally invested he appears to be in Aaron’s life ruination, I genuinely believe he intends to pursue legal action.
 
I bet Nick is seething at Hardin’s $300/hour rate for Monty. There’s no way Randazza’s fees are anywhere near that reasonable, and he’s getting much poorer representation.
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
It’s honestly embarrassing how obsessed he is with Aaron Imholte. His entire focus seems to be on ruining Aaron’s life, and I doubt he’ll stop this self-destructive vendetta until either his goal is achieved or he’s drained all his resources in the process.

From what I can gather, he seems to blame Aaron ..........
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Presumably, if Aaron fights it, it would then bring out an insane amount of personal details relating to Kayla and Aaron. As well as Nick and April....

Why on earth would Kayla allow Nick to do this, just so Nick can claim internet points and a few grand from Aaron. Also, isn't it an incredibly huge dick move. Which is purely motivated on Ego and Revenge. If Kayla allows Nick to do this, she really is a massive Cunt.
 
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