2025 Israel vs Iran War

[Bork Laser]

Also, if we free them of the regime they will be a happy and grateful democracy just like us.

It's gotta work a fourth time right? We just need to spend 30 years there and spend 500 jillion dollars. They'll be eating hotdogs and celebrating 4th of July in no time.

 

[>IMPLYING]

FUCK.

I will be in my basement all day tomorrow.

Here's some cope for nothing ever happens.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

FUCK.

I will be in my basement all day tomorrow.

Buddy the basement won't save you from the bunker busters.

 

[Muad'Dick]

FUCK.

I will be in my basement all day tomorrow.

Found the Iranian!

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

The Axis of Retardation is smoking some hardcore hashish.

800 meters? You're telling me the Iranians have a facility 2500 feet underground? Right. Maybe we don't need to bomb them, but make them dig deeper so they'll awake the Balrog.

 

[soy_king]

A building belonging to FATA Police (cyber police) was attacked in Tehran. Now Iran can't backtrace any IPs and the consequences will never be the same.
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Are you telling me that the Internet Police are a real thing? Oh man, the consequences will never be the same.

 

[soy_king]

We need some Iranians to balance the thread. It's good the thread has the Israeli perspective but we could use some oppositional voices.

I don't think there are enough native Iranians out there who support the regime to get the proper balance you need. You should try finding some Columbia students instead.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

Its so bizarre to me reading this thread that there are people who in the year of our Lord 2025 actually truly believe Iran has 0 intention of making nukes and is just peacefully making civilian grade uranium in their secret base 300feet underground.

Also this bizarre notion that Iran has made 0 progress on the bomb in the last 30 years is some kind of Bush-era Jew Psy-op when I've been reading about Israel assassinating Nuclear scientists, and bombing Iran nuclear installments for the last 30 years. They haven't been "weeks" or "months" away from a bomb in a total vacuum, every time they get close the kikes knock them back a few years. I don't understand why that is so hard to fathom unless people just haven't been paying attention their entire lives.

 

[Dawdler]

The Axis of Retardation is smoking some hardcore hashish.
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800 meters? You're telling me the Iranians have a facility 2500 feet underground? Right. Maybe we don't need to bomb them, but make them dig deeper so they'll awake the Balrog.

Located in the world's second-most populous country, China's Nuclear Command Bunker (6,561 feet) is designed to house a whopping 1 million people in the event of a nuclear attack, making it by far the largest 'underground city' in the world. It is also the deepest bunker that we know of.

It is 2km underground. Why do you think it is impossible ?

 

[Caligura]

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[Mr. Racewar1488]

Located in the world's second-most populous country, China's Nuclear Command Bunker (6,561 feet) is designed to house a whopping 1 million people in the event of a nuclear attack, making it by far the largest 'underground city' in the world. It is also the deepest bunker that we know of.

It is 2km underground. Why do you think it is impossible ?

I could see the Chinese being able to build that but LiveLeak videos have taught me to never trust Chinese "engineering". The Iranians don't have the industrial base to build an underground base at that depth. 100m to 300m would make more sense but over half a mile deep? I doubt it.

 

[Ponzo]

Looking at how many blonde baddies are walking the streets of Tehran, im not surprised the countrys name means "Land of the Aryans".

Official confirmation that fully armed B-2s are on their way to Guam. An attack could happen anytime after tomorrow afternoon EST when it'd be night in Tehran.
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RIP to another country in the name of ZOG

 

[Muad'Dick]

The Axis of Retardation is smoking some hardcore hashish.

Wait until you see the latest cope from them about the US only being involved because there has been a dip in their oil reserves.

The field of rakes that makes up the islamosphere expands far, far into the horizon.

All they have to do is shut the fuck up for a few days, but they can't even do that.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Talked hostilities. Talked. Were there tanks lining up on the border? Hostile air incursions? Was Iran firing up the mid-range ovens?

As for sponsoring terrorist organisations, thats pretty rich coming from Israel. What is Mossad's motto again?

Maybe if Israel wasn't so neurotic and didn't respond to every perceived slight with a completely out of proportion response then people would take them more seriously.

Missed the "sponsored terrorism" part. What a fucking cucked argument anyways - "Yeah they are threatening your citizens lives and contributing to it directly but that doesn't mean you have a right to defend yourself".

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

I mentioned this in another thread but would Iraq try to capitalize on the opportunity for the second time?

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[Ghostse]

have been talking to an iranian person and he told me IRGC is still holding strong and their bases are not completely destroyed their bases is inside cities that are filled with weapons to kill ordinary people and and irgc is not alone there is also the populist movement of basij less weaponized but still effective against ordinary people,

Iran's internal controls are still just as strong as ever. Israel hasn't even bombed any armored division bases or IIRC regular Iranian Army facilities, just IRGC.

A Telegram channel is claiming this audio confirms that the B-2s are fully loaded. Can any Chair Force people confirm that's what's being said?

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My Chairforcese is weak but unless I missed something the only thing out of the ordinary I heard was "non-standard formation"; All he's saying is the B-2s in his flight are not flying in a V. That is something you do when fully loaded and heading to a target but its also something you might just do for any or no reason.
I would think its more likely they'd load the B-2s at whatever base they move to rather than fly them with a combat load, but who knows.

Trump tore that deal up eight years ago.

Sort of. tl;dr Trump couldn't back out of the deal completely. What Trump did do was use Iran's violation of several key parts of the agreement - because the deal was the ultimate dog-shit windows dressing but they still couldn't adhere to it - to suspend/rollback the US portion of sanctions relief Iran was supposed to enjoy as a reward for not publicly testing a nuclear device. And then basically refused to schedule any meetings to determine if Iran was back in compliance and for sanctions relief to resume. Many European "Allies" like France didn't join or didn't join fully in the return of sanctions. This was roughly what the latest round of US negotiations with Iran was supposed to address, where Trump wanted Iran to agree to a much, much less retarded deal and abandon the Obama treaty. Iran knew they had the best deal doing with the Obama framework, tried to force the issue by kicking out the IAEA inspectors, and instead got bombed by the jews.

Nigga you really shouldn't be burning straight up oil to make energy for the grid. That's retarded.

Oil comes with Natural Gas. But I also said "refining".

Why would a country add a perfectly harmless and non-partisan organisation like the UANI to their list of terror groups?

Because it was part of a tit-for-tat where the US sanctioned a bunch of "Islamic Charities" because they were moving money for Hezbollah and other violent sand nigger orgs.

So, you have an NGO doing the dirty work of the state, with a convenient level of plausible deniability which allows them to freely bend international law in ways that normally would certainly result in a diplomatic incident.

This is the usual purpose of any NGO.
Hezbollah is a completely controlled and supplied arm of the IRGC used to attack Israel so Iran can profess non-involvement.

Yeah no. They use single stage processing.

I know you aren't arguing in good faith but :
I said they had facilities with the needed centrifugal length, not that the centrifuges were hooked up.

You are a retard but for non-retarded people reading:
How you enrich uranium is using the very slight difference in molecular weight between U-235 and U-238. Basically if you push a bunch of uranium the lighter U-235 will go further than the heavier U-238 molecules. to give you an idea of the distances involved, if you pushed a Uranianium molecule from the Hollywood Sign to the Empire State Building with just enough energy for a U-235 molecule to make the trip, the U-238 molecule would still make it past Hoboken. And that's for single molecules, when you have a mix of them its even harder to figure out which is which.
So the idea with enrichment is you turn Uranium metal into a gas, and spin the molecules very fast and pick out the lightest ones, then send that to another centrifuge and repeat over and over - you basically keep sending the molecules from LA to NY and eventually you'll pick out the U235.
So to get to weapons-grade, you need to have a certain centrifugal journey distance. Iranian facilities have enough space, and enough centrifuges on-site, to reach that level. the Centrifuges are just not (currently) hooked up in sequence and are set as separate, shorter runs.

Or to put it another way: If all that was needed for nuclear bombs was sending a box of marbles down an 80-foot ramp. In a single facility Iran has a 60 foot ramp and a 20 foot ramp, and the facility's ceiiling is tall enough for an 80-foot ramp to be placed inside. So its true they don't have an 80-foot ramp but they have all the parts needed for an 80-foot on-site.

Yeah. Nah. Natural reactors exist that started just from reaching the critical mass and worked for years.
https://www.iaea.org/newscenter/news/meet-oklo-the-earths-two-billion-year-old-only-known-natural-nuclear-reactor

Uncontrolled reactions sealed from air and minus hotsprings unusable. The output of the "natural reactor" is also nearly dogshit, and wouldn't be able to generate any electricity without a boost from another sources (i.e. preheareted water for turbines, thermal mass for heatpumps, etc)

Because nuclear energy is the best means of escape from energy poverty. Oil plants need a lot of maintenance.

My nigger, what do you think nuke plants need?
Also if they are so poor, and in such an energy crisis, why spend time and money on specialized centrifuges aand running said centrifuges? They can buy reactor grade yellow cake.

ou are clearly pursuing an agenda and selling it as the true truth

This from the nigga glazing Iran every chance he gets.
Naw bro they aren't building a bomb despite saying they are building a bomb! they only want Weapons grade uranium.

Incorrect. Iranian-Islam is not compatible with other human life on Earth. Your willingness for "some oppositional voices" when that voice is "death to anyone who doesn't worship a pedophile" is why this mess exists in the first place. If the fucking Pope would do his job we wouldn't have to rely on the Jews.

You can just stop at "Islam".

Iran spent decades talking on the destruction of Israel and funneling money to organisations and countries who are active enemies of it. It pretty much needs to be put down before they are able to get nukes to make their threat way larger.

Meanwhile Egypt has a peace treaty, and Saudi Arabia has shared economic and political interests.

For all people sucking muslim cock,

Israel doesn't have as a key tenet of policy that Iran has no right to exist.

Israel has had a more aggressive policy than Iran. It's engaged in wars with nearly every neighbour it has and if called on it, declares it was "defensive" or "pre-emptive".

My nigger. Either those countries were basing forces with the express purpose of attacking Israel or they were allowing terrorist groups safe harbor inside their borders.
I'm not saying that Jew shit like "settlements" is not real fucking horseshit, but this is not even comparative.
Its not paranoia when they really are out to get you.

I guess you'd feel this way if your overriding concern is preserving Israeli dominance. Personally, I'd rather see the US pressure Israel to make concessions and enter peace talks in earnest. I believe we could cool down the mid east and, if we were really even handed, maybe start to pry Iran away from China.

Iran demands Israel cease to exist as a country, and since the revolution has never seriously entertained any international agreement or treaty. They are open about funding terror via proxies and exporting its expertise in weapons whenever possible.

That's the most insane route I've seen and opens them completely to AA given they fly over the sea and over hostile territory. Bombings in iraq vere done via italy airport and straight from USA too.

You a complete retard. B-2s can fly halfway around the world. They just want to move them to where there are facilities.

But more importantly: What AA? Iranian S-300s can't even hit F-35s what make you think they'd have a prayer of finding a B-2?

I think their treatment of their ethnic minorities signals their intent and disposition. While surely a theocracy, Iran has clearly never been hell bent on destroying minority groups.

Some minorities. They recognize other monotheists and don't pogrom them but the saying they aren't hell bent on destroying them eventually is a bit of a stretch. Also these are minorities that survived the revolution.

Iran is very repressive to Bahia which they believe is a herhetical sect. They also have issues with ethnic groups to their East, and offer brutal suppression of members of those peoples due to issues with independence/self-government movements and terrorism.
Basically they give them the same treatment Israel gives the Palestinians for about the same reason, just no one cares because there isn't anything worthwhile out in that area.

Ukraine got more money in the recent 3 years from every one and still losing lol

A corrupt Eastern European slavic shit whole vs. the 2nd most powerful army in the world of a nation 5x its size, and still a functional country after 3 years. I dunno if I'd count that as "losing"

I mean, remember how when the US invaded Iraq in 2003 it took the US over three years and a million casualties to continue to fail to conquer Basra?

 

[Muad'Dick]

Missed the "sponsored terrorism" part. What a fucking cucked argument anyways - "Yeah they are threatening your citizens lives and contributing to it directly but that doesn't mean you have a right to defend yourself".

NO! IN REAL LIFE!

Okay Hassan.

 

[EyeGuy]

Amit Segal:

Western sources:

The Supreme Leader of Iran has instructed Naim Qassem, the Secretary General of Hezbollah, to enter the fighting and launch missiles at Israel.

Qassem refuses to enter for fear of destroying Hezbollah at the hands of the IDF.

BUCK. BROKEN.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

I mentioned this in another thread but would Iraq try to capitalize on the opportunity for the second time?

If Iran is severely weakened I would bet the Sunni groups would use the opportunity to take out the Shia groups and try to remove them from the south and east of Iraq.

It's looking more and more likely we'll be seeing the USAF bombing Fordow tomorrow afternoon. X link

 

[Hatter]

I mentioned this in another thread but would Iraq try to capitalize on the opportunity for the second time?

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Much of Iraq's government is tsundere for Iran.