Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[AfghanBlue]

Eliminationist rhetoric is *actual* Nazism, Becky you dumb bint.

Don't read into the tortilla blanket as a Latinx thing. It's just another XDrandom big chonker darth vader teeshirt lego adult purchase.

It must be weird and sad and hollow not to have any taste at all. At least I assume that must be what drives the endless, endless consumption of the type of people who buy and decorate their houses with funko pops and such, the Gerber household type of place.
There is fundamentally no longer the joy therein those little monuments to childhood that they buy with their adult money, so they buy them and it doesn't do anything to help, so they just keep buying more?
And all their lame friends houses are full of the exact same shit.
I dunno. I don't understand it, it makes me feel ill but in a really weird antiseptic type of way.

 

[StoneColdSteveAutism]

Eliminationist rhetoric is *actual* Nazism, Becky you dumb bint.

Don't read into the tortilla blanket as a Latinx thing. It's just another XDrandom big chonker darth vader teeshirt lego adult purchase.

It must be weird and sad and hollow not to have any taste at all. At least I assume that must be what drives the endless, endless consumption of the type of people who buy and decorate their houses with funko pops and such, the Gerber household type of place.
There is fundamentally no longer the joy therein those little monuments to childhood that they buy with their adult money, so they buy them and it doesn't do anything to help, so they just keep buying more?
And all their lame friends houses are full of the exact same shit.
I dunno. I don't understand it, it makes me feel ill but in a really weird antiseptic type of way.

The self in the twentieth century is a voracious nought which expands like the feeding vacuole of an amoeba seeking to nourish and inform its own nothingness by ingesting new objects in the world but, like a vacuole, only succeeds in emptying them out.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

getting an actual hispanic woman a tortilla blanket would be insulting.

Of course a fake Latina like Becky would fail to realize that tortillas are a MEXICAN thing, not CUBAN. If Mami saw that she would throw a chancla at Becky's hollow cabeza.

This is some dumb social justice warrior bullshit. Becky is a lot of bad things, we don't need to reach or make up reasons why she is a terrible person with terrible taste and poor judgment. Cubans are allowed to have a Speedy Gonzales shirt, and it's not some chilling act of racism to give a Mexican woman twee tortilla merch (though it may be a crime for the fashion police to book you on).

 

[ZeroCool129]

I just want to say, that tortilla blanket fucking sucks. If I remember, I think I saw it on Thinkgeek years ago and it looked like shit. In 2025, it still looks like shit.

 

[Uncle Tom's Condo]

That Becky post about Hannah snuggling up to her and falling asleep for the first time was beyond depressing.

Spoiler: Babby PL

The first time I saw my then little nephew he was six months old and I was watching him and he dozed off so I laid down on the couch and he snoozed on my chest. It's my fondest memory of him and it was just incredible. Now he just talks about Minecraft and is a bit big for his britches.

i find it a bit odd that nobody in the house talks about the tranny lodger. For people who are retards and overshare everything it's a giant black hole. Kinda odd.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

This is some dumb social justice warrior bullshit. Becky is a lot of bad things, we don't need to reach or make up reasons why she is a terrible person with terrible taste and poor judgment. Cubans are allowed to have a Speedy Gonzales shirt, and it's not some chilling act of racism to give a Mexican woman twee tortilla merch (though it may be a crime for the fashion police to book you on).

I brought it up not in the sense that I an mad about it but that it's so hypocritical for her to gatekeep other white people on the right way to be Jewish or Latina when she is neither and can't LARP them correctly.

 

[Eventide]

She said earlier that the membership was important so they could pass their faith to their daughter. So ???

But Daniel isn't Jewish...?

i find it a bit odd that nobody in the house talks about the tranny lodger. For people who are retards and overshare everything it's a giant black hole. Kinda odd.

Isn't he an efilist? They're probably memory hole-ing him/not bringing him up, due to the whole efilist fertility clinic bomber from last month.

On the topic of efilism (a belief which is anti baby!), it begs the question why any of them would feel the need to move in such an individual into casa-la-cuck.

 

[Trombonista]

The fuck are the stains on this blanket? Is it burned?

Perhaps Becky has gotten a little too into the weed...

Edit: Wait, never mind, it's a tortilla pattern. Now I wonder if she's ever tried to eat it while high.

Lol, I remember this one. The blatant "kill counter" lie always gets me.


The journoscum who wrote that article is named Sarah Nachimson. Here's her Muckrack: https://muckrack.com/sarahnachimson


Jewish woman, self-proclaimed dyke, seems to be some flavor of nonbinary (based off the preferred "Eli" name and use of "they" pronouns).
100% guaranteed that she was one of Becky's twitter mutuals. And Becky was likely the one who contacted her first, asking for an article to be written.

(Becky was very proud at the time, since her twitter sperging convinced Archive.org to remove KF from the Wayback Machine. [1] [2] The removal happened on Sept 6th 2022, and this article was subsequently published on Sept 13th. She definitely wanted to brag and get some publicity for it. Probably also motivated by jealousy of Keffals, who was getting all the credit for the #DropKiwiFarms stuff on social media.)

I just want to say that The Forward is actually a really good source for Jewish news aside from this bullshit article.

 

[Pube Dandruff]

I don't own a tortilla blanket but for [PL] reasons there came a time one was in my house. I wrapped the kids in it for a photo op and found it goddamn adorable. For context I too am white and trashy.

 

[Kheapathic]

The country moved forward over the bodies if Nazis and Confederates; now do natives, blacks, mexicans and any others Becky. Come on, use that knife and cut both ways. All the losers can stay dead and be mocked, all of them, C'mon Bex.

As for blankets, and number of my older cousins are into knitting, crochet, and other things. For the past 20+ years, one has made a baby blanket for any family member. She'd ask both parents their top 3 favorite colors, then find a way to make a good color pattern out of their favorite colors. Even subsequent kids get one of their own; she just asks for the colors and to see the first one so she doesn't do any repeats.

 

[Pargon]

In today's Becky histrionics, Republicans=Nazis, full stop. Funny, since her parents (whose money she's happy to take) are both Republicans.

Okay, Becky. I would love to hear your concrete and workable idea for making these people “gone.” It’s cool, take your time.

…

…oh, shit, you meant other people should do something about them. Gooooootcha, my bad.

Best response to a violence-talking leftist: “Cool. You first. I’m right behind you.”

 

[HackerX]

Trouble in paradise!
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Imagine how exhausting it is to be around this womanx. She's not even the type you could just keep a safe distance away from and seldomly interact with. I wonder what the dynamics are within her friend circle. Obv, I imagine it's gigatard levels of crazy, but how does she casually interact with "friends" on a regular basis?

Was going to write the same - it's crazy to me she had the same "fifty years old, crazy, meth addict" face even back then.

She's indescribably off-putting.

It’s her bizarre sunken eyes imo. She’s got orbital sockets you could explore with a submersible.

Phrenologists, please respond.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

I wonder what the dynamics are within her friend circle. Obv, I imagine it's gigatard levels of crazy, but how does she casually interact with "friends" on a regular basis?

What friend circle?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

how does she casually interact with "friends" on a regular basis?

To further clarify, she has no friends and has explicitly admitted this. She currently blames it on her ex, Daniel, although she's never really been able to keep friends who she's not fucking or giving free room/board to (ie, the house troon).

A few leaks who have known her in the past have said basically that Becky is ok in short bursts and can even seem fun and quirky if you're not well-acquainted. But, it's best you don't get very close otherwise she pulls you into her personal life like the black hole of emotion she is.

Phrenologists, please respond.

Those eyes have to be a THING. Like, her bio brother doesn't have those frickin hooded eyes like that. I'd wonder if there's something wrong with her thyroid except supposedly she's had every test ever to figure out her purported medical issues and you'd think they have caught that.

So I gotta think she's just got that Roald Dahl thing where the sheer hideousness of her soul can't help but show on her face. Those eyes should warn people to keep away.

@p0mm3rz It definitely is Hereditary as in, like, the film. Clearly there's a demon involved.

 

[p0mm3rz]

Those eyes have to be a THING. Like, her bio brother doesn't have those frickin hooded eyes like that.

She gets the crazy eyes from her maternal grandfather

 

[There She Glows]

She gets the crazy eyes from her maternal grandfather
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Talk about a serious case of Sanpaku eyes. You can feel the crazy radiating from the photograph.

Spoiler

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Sometimes the eyes really are a window into the soul.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

She gets the crazy eyes from her maternal grandfather
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What do we know about her biological genealogy?

As an ethnographer of DSM-Americans, I'm intrigued.

 

[Temperance]

What do we know about her biological genealogy?

As an ethnographer of DSM-Americans, I'm intrigued.

Here are some random posts and links about Becky's ancestry / biomom & biodad:

Oh shit I think I figured out who Becky's biomom is. EDIT 2: Yup definitely. Apple didn't fall far from that tree, she has an "invisible disability" and is forever "in recovery." Oh yeah, and she's just as prone to taking unflattering photos. Say hi to mommy dearest, Ann Printup/Ann Bowser/Ann Bellinger (maiden name).



Wow. When her mom made one of those cartoon photos of herself for Facebook, this is what she made. Well, folks, that's it, the nature vs. nurture debate is settled; please give this due consideration BEFORE you adopt.



Bonus: Bekah gets her cold dead eyes from her grandpa.

Biomom was also white trash and allegedly a prostitute & drug addict. Combine that with the "invisible disability" and blue hair persona you found above, and it's uncanny how similar she is to Becky!

Oh yes, I'm sure her 101-year-old "biological grandfather" would use the term "folx" http://archive.fo/TG775 http://archive.is/Jgv09

https://buffalonews.com/2018/09/23/zabeli-cazim/

https://archive.ph/5jfgr
https://archive.fo/TG775

Becky's biodad is named Agim Huerisowic / Agim Zabeli.

He lives in Virginia and has an EXTREMELY MAGA twitter. He hasn't talked about the cancer yet on twitter, but it sounds like he just got diagnosed. Also, Becky has, I believe, a half-sister or cousin on this side named Laura Zabeli who is a longshoreman and works a difficult, dangerous job while raising a child.

It seems like the generational curse impacting Becky comes from the other side. Here's some messy gossip about Becky's biomom (Ann Bellinger Printup Bowser), along with the names of her assorted husbands.



It seems the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree. Becky's mom had an unrelated man paying for her kids' domicile and living expenses for a number of years!

Her genetic testing showed that she's pure Eastern European lumpenprole.

(Can't find where Becky actually posted her results, but maybe I'm just not looking hard enough.)

edit: She says she's "biologically Hungarian-Scandinavian" here.

 

[AfghanBlue]

edit: She says she's "biologically Hungarian-Scandinavian

Hungry-skankian more like lol