Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

The Mackers said:
Marv, do you know whether he made nookie with this hookie, during the day, or night
Click to expand...
Uhh, the notes are probably somewhere, I'm sure. Offhand I don't remember. Probably late afternoon, early evening.

Edit: yeah, that was it.
 
So I was thinking about the time paintingatree accused The Dude of making up his wife. It is bizarre accusation because making up a wife is such a bizarre thing to do. The rest of us don't give The Dude any more or less respect because he is married.

So why does Chris? Except that he is a bizarre weirdo.

Suppose I claimed to be a billionaire, or have graduated Magna cum Laude from Harvard (note: I claim neither of those). Many of you might be skeptical, because you tried in school or tried to make as much money as possible and didn't come that close to those levels. You know that they are really hard to do, and are the sort of thing someone might claim to get more respect/attention. If some random chump on the internet claims it you do not buy it without proof. If I pissed you off, you might call me out on it and tell me my claim to be a billionaire was bullshit.

For Chris, being married is similar. He has focused so much of his time and attention on getting there for a decade, but hasn't come close. How could some chump on the internet have succeeded when he tried so hard and failed?

Not the most insightful post, I know, but the thought intrigued me a little, so I thought I would share it.
 
  • Like
Reactions: BOLDYSPICY!, telegramsamo, Anonimo and 7 others
Yeah, that the cwckiforum people are normal people, and not the cliche's Chris is imagining, bothers him. He might have to accept that doesn't have anything up on the trolls, and that really bothers him.

I'd really love to tweak Chris with this fact, it'd be lots of fun.
 
  • Like
Reactions: BOLDYSPICY!, telegramsamo, Kaiser Carranza and 4 others
Marvin said:
Yeah, that the cwckiforum people are normal people, and not the cliche's Chris is imagining, bothers him. He might have to accept that doesn't have anything up on the trolls, and that really bothers him.

I'd really love to tweak Chris with this fact, it'd be lots of fun.
Click to expand...
I know jealousy will make a normal person act in sort of a "no fuck you didnt, you liar!" Mentality. I assume cwc is probly not gonna give people enough credit to realize they might have things he could be jealous of, but is it at all possible?
 
Anonimo said:
I know that it came straight from the horse's mouth, is there any proof that Chris even managed to get a hold of a hooker?
Click to expand...
Well... He somehow acquired and later sold a gift basket on eBay.

Gift Basket of Fail - In a private facebook note, Chris said that he had given a gift basket to the woman who took his virginity. This relic might not actually exist, as some suspect that "gift basket" is actually a euphemism for payment given to a prostitute. Alternatively, some suspect that Chris had made up the story of how he lost his virginity and that it didn't happen at all.
Click to expand...
 
  • Like
Reactions: BOLDYSPICY! and Anonimo
Interesting to see that all the model planes Chris is trying to sell clearly have water damage. I bet the greedy firefighter doused them when they weren't on fire just to give Chris a hard time.

10iaxeb.png


Also to note that the first one in the pic has a label that says $17.99, but he wants $50.
 
  • Like
Reactions: AgentPickle, Venusaur, OtterParty and 3 others
  • Like
Reactions: GREEDY FIREMAN, Holdek, telegramsamo and 1 other person
cahoots said:
Interesting to see that all the model planes Chris is trying to sell clearly have water damage. I bet the greedy firefighter doused them when they weren't on fire just to give Chris a hard time.

10iaxeb.png


Also to note that the first one in the pic has a label that says $17.99, but he wants $50.
Click to expand...
HA, in the description, he says that it is burnt, as well fucking soaked

And all the items are listed as brand-new, undamaged, etc. Even though the pictures clearly state otherwise
 
Last edited by a moderator:
  • Like
Reactions: AgentPickle, Holdek, telegramsamo and 1 other person
Chris selling soaked boxes for easily twice what they were originally is what I'd expect, but a violin that looks to be in decent shape? (I'm sure he's never played it, and it doesn't necessarily need to be "restrung", it just needs to be tightened--and is that violin still intact or did it get swallowed by the Horde and burnt?)
 
Look at the angle of the Goahawk photo. He put it on his lap and shot a photo downwards at it.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back