Plagued Nice Guys

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Faint taste of butter said:
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I've been seeing this pic on social media A LOT and all I could think of was “what kind of nice guy propaganda is this“.
They' d never chose the girl on the left, but want to be accepted and loved by the girl on the right.
also, notice how the big guy looks like the average reddit neckbeard?
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Holy shit. Haven't had this good of a cry laugh in awhile. I can't take the 2 tons of hair and trilby seriously.

How much of a thirsty, pathetic loser do you have to be to share this on your social media account(s) unironically? No joke, if I had a friend/follower/etc that shared this, I would publicly mock them. Posting passive-aggressive memes is not going to attract girls or guys to be in a relationship with you. Not now, not ever. Get off Reddit and 4chan, and go have real conversation with people if you want to date them you fucking whiners.
 
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And you just know in the irl version of that retarded hypothetical those texts are sequential with no response from the girl in between.
El Porko Fako said:
Found this one off some click bait article, but it gave me a good laugh at just how awful this person is.

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"So the guy broke into my house, stalked me, and told me he liked his women pre-raped. Two dates later he crossed a line."
 
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Lorento said:
Texting a random girl 'GM Beautiful' is not cute. It's not even close. It's fucking creepy.
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I agree. The only context in which that wouldn't be creepy would be if you already were in a committed relationship with the woman you sent that to. My female friends absolutely hate it when some random hanger-on starts gushing about their positive qualities. That kind of thing is reserved for one's significant other. From anyone else, it's a pickup attempt, and it shows you do not respect her boundaries, so why in the hell would she date you?

I'm still laughing at the guy who broke into a girl's house to leave her flowers. The only problem with this thread is there's rarely any way to follow up on the posts we talk about. I wanna know if the charges against him stuck. I hope so, that kind of behavior needs to be firmly discouraged.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
I agree. The only context in which that wouldn't be creepy would be if you already were in a committed relationship with the woman you sent that to.
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I think that's what a lot of these Nice Guys miss.

Giving your girlfriend flowers for no reason? Cute and romantic, if she's into that kinda thing

Getting flowers from your guy friend (the one who always complains that he never gets laid) randomly? Weird and uncomfortable
 
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Country Matters said:
I think that's what a lot of these Nice Guys miss.

Giving your girlfriend flowers for no reason? Cute and romantic, if she's into that kinda thing

Getting flowers from your guy friend (the one who always complains that he never gets laid) randomly? Weird and uncomfortable
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Context? In my :autism:?
 
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Country Matters said:
I think that's what a lot of these Nice Guys miss.

Giving your girlfriend flowers for no reason? Cute and romantic, if she's into that kinda thing

Getting flowers from your guy friend (the one who always complains that he never gets laid) randomly? Weird and uncomfortable
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I would be very wary of accepting gifts from guys you're not in a relationship with. They invariably feel they're owed something other than a thank you.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
I would be very wary of accepting gifts from guys you're not in a relationship with. They invariably feel they're owed something other than a thank you.
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Definitely. I mean that's the problem with Nice Guys: if you're the unfortunate object of their affection there's no winning. If she turns down the gift (in order to not give him false hope or use him) she's an evil, stuck-up bitch who can't just accept someone doing something nice for her without thinking eveyone wants to get into her pants. If she does accept it she's leading him on and a user for not giving the guy what he's hoped for despite his efforts.

Someone here has said it before (I'm pretty sure it was this thread, might have been the incels one) and I totally agree: they seem to have a script running in their head where, if they do A, it leads to B etc. completely disregarding that the other person has a mind, history, life, thoughts, feelings, attractions, etc. all of their own.
 
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pozilei said:
Definitely. I mean that's the problem with Nice Guys: if you're the unfortunate object of their affection there's no winning. If she turns down the gift (in order to not give him false hope or use him) she's an evil, stuck-up bitch who can't just accept someone doing something nice for her without thinking eveyone wants to get into her pants. If she does accept it she's leading him on and a user for not giving the guy what he's hoped for despite his efforts.

Someone here has said it before (I'm pretty sure it was this thread, might have been the incels one) and I totally agree: they seem to have a script running in their head where, if they do A, it leads to B etc. completely disregarding that the other person has a mind, history, life, thoughts, feelings, attractions, etc. all of their own.
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Better to be thought a bitch for turning down a gift than to get a stalker who thinks you owe him. And if he thinks she's a bitch, he'll probably leave her alone. Who cares what a creepy bastard thinks of you?
 
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DrJonesHat said:
As for not basing your life on fairy-tales, the other thing we need to divest people of is the idea that life is fair. If you weigh 280 lbs, are of average height and never bathe, you're not getting the model unless you are really rich. If you're like the rest of us, you're gonna have to either settle for someone similar to you, or put the effort into changing.
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Being 280lbs and never bathing isn't some kind of curse, though. It's the result of a terrible lifestyle. There aren't that many people who are genetically doomed to being hideous. Even Chris wasn't, if he'd exercised instead of trying to turn into a woman.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
"Jimbo" -- with his "124 IQ" -- eloquently sums up the "Nice Guy" mentality:

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The wizards that talk up their intelligence are the funniest to me because their approach to problem solving regarding dating is DSP-level stupid. When you want to accomplish something and you're consistently not getting the results you expect or want, the "high IQ" thing would be to look at examples of success rationally and try to emulate them (get fit, improve your fashion sense, don't appear clingy or desperate, have realistic standards), not to bang your head against a brick wall incessantly and go "there's nothing I could dooooo."
 
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Yaoi Zowie said:
The wizards that talk up their intelligence are the funniest to me because their approach to problem solving regarding dating is DSP-level stupid. When you want to accomplish something and you're consistently not getting the results you expect or want, the "high IQ" thing would be to look at examples of success rationally and try to emulate them (get fit, improve your fashion sense, don't appear clingy or desperate, have realistic standards), not to bang your head against a brick wall incessantly and go "there's nothing I could dooooo."
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The IQs are as inflated as Andrew Dobson's drawings. I've seen these people claiming to have 140+ IQs before, which is way above the limit to join Mensa (130 on most tests). Only a small fraction of people are anywhere near that high, and they don't use wizardchan.
 
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Chocolate Elvis said:
Nice Guy anthems?
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My favorite lines are in this last verse.

If you feel like leaving
I'm not going to make you stay
But soon you'll be finding
You can run
You can hide
But you can't escape my love


Edit: Holy shit! I just noticed how perfect the thumbnail was upon posting this. LOL!
 
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