Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[thismanlies]

This is like something an abuser in a relationship would say. Also, he says he took a 3K walk. I'm doubting him pretty hard:
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The closest he's ever gotten to walking 3k was when he had to park in the back of a McDonalds parking lot.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Decided to make a Bob smiley because I think it's about time we had one. Here ya go:

 

[vertexwindi]

 

[The Nothingness]

For someone who constantly talks about those who refuse to move forward, he certainly wants to keep Mario in a certain way.

 

[AnOminous]

For someone who constantly talks about those who refuse to move forward, he certainly wants to keep Mario in a certain way.

It's his blarms. I'm surprised he hasn't maced a Game Stop himself.

 

[Gordon Cole]

For someone who constantly talks about those who refuse to move forward, he certainly wants to keep Mario in a certain way.

For a guy who complains about entitled fanboys, he sure can bitch with the best of them when they change something he likes.

It's his blarms. I'm surprised he hasn't maced a Game Stop himself.

"FIX MARIO'S CANON IMMEDIATELY NINTENDO!!!"

 

[ZehnBoat]

For a guy who complains about entitled fanboys, he sure can bitch with the best of them when they change something he likes.

for me it's not that he complained it's how he complained.

and average person would have said "well that's stupid" or "ugh not rabbids"
bob said "vandalism". this is defacing mario, belittling his video god.
fucking hell

 

[TheImportantFart]

"FIX MARIO'S CANON IMMEDIATELY NINTENDO!!!"

MARIO AND LUIGI'S ARMS ARE BLUE!!! CHANGE IT BACK NOW NINTENDO!!!

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Decided to make a Bob smiley because I think it's about time we had one. Here ya go:

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Beautiful. Let's make this an actual thing. What would it be, just, :bob:?

for me it's not that he complained it's how he complained.

and average person would have said "well that's stupid" or "ugh not rabbids"
bob said "vandalism". this is defacing mario, belittling his video god.
fucking hell

I'm honestly surprised he didn't scream "heresy!" to the high heavens.

 

[TheImportantFart]

What would it be, just, :bob:?

That or :superior future:

 

[Gordon Cole]

MARIO AND LUIGI'S ARMS ARE BLUE!!! CHANGE IT BACK NOW NINTENDO!!!

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If this Mario/Rabbids game gets a better reception than Super Mario Odyssey, I'm gonna pee my pants.

 

[Clay Claymore]

I just don't get why Bob loves Mario so much. Mario has done the same bullshit for so many years, it's just not fun anymore.

Sonic, to its credit, has tried to do some new things to its gameplay. It's all done very poorly, but at least it's different (and can be good for a laugh). But Mario is just dull and it continues to baffle me how high of a pedestal Bob has put it on.

 

[Keystone]

"I'm an educated, sophisticated, liberal elite that knows better than subhuman and inferior 'Americans' and 'Patriots' that hold us back from evolution and technological progress"

"THIS IS NOT THE DIRECTION MARIO AND THE MARIO FRANCHISE SHOULD GO IN"

I hope people in the future who use archives and read about folks from this period in human history can appreciate what a cow this guy is

 

[Bob Page]

I just don't get why Bob loves Mario so much. Mario has done the same bullshit for so many years, it's just not fun anymore.

Sonic, to its credit, has tried to do some new things to its gameplay. It's all done very poorly, but at least it's different (and can be good for a laugh). But Mario is just dull and it continues to baffle me how high of a pedestal Bob has put it on.

Yeah, that's why i stopped playing mario after galaxy, it's all the same shit. Bob rants about people not embracing change while at the same time championing for a franchise that rarely changes. Ironic, truly ironic.

 

[thismanlies]

I just don't get why Bob loves Mario so much. Mario has done the same bullshit for so many years, it's just not fun anymore.

Sonic, to its credit, has tried to do some new things to its gameplay. It's all done very poorly, but at least it's different (and can be good for a laugh). But Mario is just dull and it continues to baffle me how high of a pedestal Bob has put it on.

When Bob was a kid, he'd hide in his parents' car and play Mario Brothers just so he wouldn't have to interact with them. I believe at one point he also compared it to fighting the Vietnam War or some shit.

 

[SuperSheep]

"I'm an educated, sophisticated, liberal elite that knows better than subhuman and inferior 'Americans' and 'Patriots' that hold us back from evolution and technological progress"

"THIS IS NOT THE DIRECTION MARIO AND THE MARIO FRANCHISE SHOULD GO IN"

I hope people in the future who use archives and read about folks from this period in human history can appreciate what a cow this guy is

Mario is a gameplay whore. There isn't a style of game he wouldn't star in.

I'm looking forward to the eventual Mario RTS and 4X games.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Yeah, that's why i stopped playing mario after galaxy, it's all the same shit. Bob rants about people not embracing change while at the same time championing for a franchise that rarely changes. Ironic, truly ironic.

I'm sure we can name countless other instances of him doing this like his love the MCU and hating comic readers for not liking the replacements for the characters he likes in films.

 

[Bob Page]

I'm sure we can name countless other instances of him doing this like his love the MCU and hating comic readers for not liking the replacements for the characters he likes in films.

It's people like him that always overblow minor things into one big problemo. They always want to make things about race where it probably shouldn't matter. It's the only tactic they can use and a cheap one to boot. I don't mind someone like Idris Elba playing Bond or something to that effect. Race is a moot issue and many people like Bob are too stubborn and fanaticised by their ideology that sets us back more than anything.

 

[BubbleButt]

for me it's not that he complained it's how he complained.

and average person would have said "well that's stupid" or "ugh not rabbids"
bob said "vandalism". this is defacing mario, belittling his video god.
fucking hell

So is this his "BETRAYAL" moment?

 

[Gordon Cole]