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School with a name so generic Google is only giving me local results. Whatever, she officially has no excuse to draw this awful.
🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.
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I looked around and my guess is for around that time period she went through the Centre for Distance Education program which no longer offers these courses specifically but in 2013…
At least googling the phrase sent me through other resumes with it and eventually to CD-ED through this link
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You forget that current art culture is obsessed not with realistic or beautiful depictions of reality, but expression for expressions sake.
To a modern artist it is not a goal to adhere to a and perfect a particular art style, but to develop your own style that can instantly be recognized as yours.
I still remember before vivziepop got greenlit for her dumbass show she had some really dedicated haters in the art space, who hated her for no reason other than her style was to similar to another artist and they claimed she "stole" it rather than developing it herself.
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WIP warning: This post, as a multi parter, is still under active development. I will be making a big compilation post with links to all the sections later down the line.
Ahhh, part 8. That one was truly something, and not just because it was all Ace Attorney. It also showed us how Ellen used a suicide of a famous person for her own gain, alongside a few other, simillar tragedies, as well as showed us just how much respect Ellen has for social rules (as hinted at all the way back in deviancy).
Part 9, therefore, will discuss why Ellen's recklessness is so dangerous to everyone around her, including accidentally making stories about her daughter getting raped, as well as endangering her kids online, leading to her fans making porn depicitng her daughter getting raped...and that's just the teaser.
Oh, and it will be yet more Ace Attorney! Cool!
...as fun as these are to watch, they are extremely tedious to make, and they aren't really all that great for my typical style of posts.
Posts, such as part 10 of the psycho analysis, finally delving into the real meat of Ellen's horrifying lore, and even Reddit as a whole. We'll finally explore how Ellen controls all of r/comics using her army of personal pets, such as u/Merari01...whom you should definitely be familliar with...as well as how she uses her slew of connections to various internet celebrities to coerce and threathen people she has beef with, even CEO's of the platforms she was banned on, into obedience.
Ahhh, part 8. That one was truly something, and not just because it was all Ace Attorney. It also showed us how Ellen used a suicide of a famous person for her own gain, alongside a few other, simillar tragedies, as well as showed us just how much respect Ellen has for social rules (as hinted at all the way back in deviancy).
Part 9, therefore, will discuss why Ellen's recklessness is so dangerous to everyone around her, including accidentally making stories about her daughter getting raped, as well as endangering her kids online, leading to her fans making porn depicitng her daughter getting raped...and that's just the teaser.
Oh, and it will be yet more Ace Attorney! Cool!
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[11]Apologies for doublepost, but I felt it needed its own post...and I had to make it now, to vent my frustration with learning all of this...
...usually, when I make posts like these, even during research, I end up laughing at whatever Ellen has done, whether it's because of how bad her work is, what horrible takes she has, or due to some other, situational reason.
...the same was true for even things like Mombie 10, which, at the time, I believed to depict sexual assault in a literal sense...
However, the following revelation, one that I have come to after analysing the comics indepth and the context behind them...genuinely made me depressed.
When I started out (as I have mentioned before, it was the Hot Blind Wife Guy comic that has actually lead me to discover Pizzacake's other side), I couldn't have possibly imagined the extent to which Ellen has, in various ways, hurt everyone around her.
And, worst of all, with each passing day that I spend analysing what she does, looking up stuff, going through her Discord and Patreon leaks...I realise how truly horrifying Ellen is.
People dismissing anything Ellen does as pure leftist ragebait have it easy. They, due to only finding out surface level info about Ellen, have never discovered any of this, and they can stay in their dumb, joyful state of bashing her for unrelated reasons.
Me, however?
I had to look up, archive and find more info about this.
I saw all of those images, in full quality, each one making my eyes bleed with higher and higher intensity.
Those poor, poor kids. They'll never have a chance of having a normal life...
This is the turning point.
One does not simply come back from this, unscathed.
It will leave pernament trauma in you, for it is not even the images by themselves that are painful...but the implications for the grander Ellen lore...
Don't say I didn't warn you.
One more warning before we begin, then.
I will be putting some porn in here, behind spoiler tags, for illustrative purposes. This will include porn depicting Ellen's mother.
However, when we get to her children, I WILL NOT be providing anything more than the links to the works, as well as the archive links.
It's, first of all, horribly fucked up, second, I have suffered through enough and I do not want to subject you to this, third...
It's literal CSAM, based on Ellen's actual children.
There's also a fourth reason why not, and I will get to it later...oh, I will get to it later...
Working on stuff like the psycho analysis means that I gotta keep up with all the sources.
My buddy working on this has, for instance, recently checked up on Ellen's enormous wall of DMCA takedowns.
She was, in part, inspired by the post that you all have already seen, where Ellen has shared a video with all of her family voices, where she replied that she didn't want her kids to be used by someone's AI for nefarious purposes.
Bar takedowns for restaurant chains literally baking pizzacake...
...there was another that has piqued my interest.
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Rule34.xxx, a website where people upload legally obtained porn drawings of other people.
So, what happens if you look up Pizzacake here?
...some stolen comics that Ellen hasn't yet managed to take down, as well as a few pics of Ellen, as drawn by other people. Tame shit.
...now, let's see what happens if we lookup Ellen specifically?
...well, that was anticlimactic, guess there's no child porn the-
What, did you really think I was done?
Lemme tell you why that is.
See, both tags actually have a lot more works attached to them.
However, most of those works are only done by two artists.
What I did here is filter out both of them.
Now, let's see what happens when we remove them both.
...yeah...let's address the elephant in the room, shall we?
...and let's make it quick, because I am pretty sure at least ONE of these works contains an elephant engaged in a mating session with Ellen...
The first artist on the list, nsxfdw...frankly, has an obsession with Ellen torture porn.
Hell, most of his other works feature Ellen, just untagged. And they have no AI tag either, making me, frankly, concerned.
Ellen in a MAGA hat getting raped, Ellen fucked by multiple animals at once, Ellen drowned in a toilet...there's a lot to unpack here...but, frankly, I do NOT want to get into it, as there's a more pressing matter.
The second artist, Koni Urameshi.
Now, in order to find out more about him, I tried googling him.
This gave me a Twitter, where he apparently made commissions...which seems to be dead. His commissions page gets some traffic, however.
Since he's a commission artist, this means that what I am about to show you was either commissioned a total of 8 separate times by one guy, or Koni himself made all of this.
...yeah, 8...in the quest to find more about the artist, I have found yet more works of his on Paheal...which means we gotta discuss that situation too.
rule34.paheal.net is even older than rule34.xxx, though it seems to be even weirder on the copyright front.
As you can see, most of the works there are just direct rips from Ellen's Patreon, most uploaded between April 16 and April 18.
Some other works shine through, however, including three AI generated porn comics done in her style.
It will never not be funny to me how AI is genuinely better at making Pizzacake comics than Ellen herself.
..that wasn't always the case though, and Koni Urameshi HAS had some of the works uploaded there before then...and yeah, there's two I haven't seen yet.
We will go through them, one by one, starting from the least painful, to the most painful.
You will, however, quickly realise something about said person...
The first image is a gangbang, featuring Ellen and five guys.
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First of all, the comments are utterly hilarious.
This one was probably inspired by the infamous table gangbang drawing made a few months prior to this one's publication.
However, and it's the first hint towards what I want to tell you about the artist...
The outfit's taken from one of her other works released around the same time.
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what I find funnier, however, is the fact that...Ellen might have ripped it off a few weeks later?
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Next work, then, is the first one to feature Elisabeth...one of five I've found...
It's, however, also the only work not featuring her in a sexual scenario.
See, this work is actually an edit of this comic, by Pizzacake.
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What the edit does is replace the third panel with one of Ellen getting DP'd.
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We, then, get to the last solo comic featuring Ellen.
This time, it follows up on this comic by Pizzacake.
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You can probably tell what's gonna be in that one.
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...yeah...as you can probably tell by now, the guy who commissioned/made these is a BIG Pizzacake fan, to the point they actively follow their comics to base their porn on.
This, therefore, leads us to the first comic involving Ellen's family member, this time, her mom, as featured in, for instance, this comic of hers.
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The artwork depicts Ellen's mom blowing someone she calls "honey" (I'll assume she means her husband that is not dead for 30 years by now).
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...at this point, we hit the pit of despair.
The comic onwards will all feature Elisabeth (one time also Boston!) in a sexual scenario of varying kinds.
Again, my prior stated rules apply. I will only be providing links and describing what happens in them.
The first one of them depicts Elisabeth, standing in a corridor, on her phone, disgusted, as she watches Ellen get fucked by a stranger against the wall.
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The comments begin to get absolutely disgusting by now.
The second one is from Paheal, and it depicts Elisabeth, laying on Ellen, the two clothed, but engaged in a hot and sweaty makeout session...god help my eyes...
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The third one is where shit gets REAL disgusting. Elisabeth, naked, gets fucked by some guy (probably not Jeff), while Ellen (clothed) holds her arm, and is implied to be fucked by another guy herself.
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No comments there, also...
Then...the fourth work...oh dear, the fourth work...
By now, I am physically cold IRL.
The heater is on, but my limbs are all cold. My body quakes in anguish.
For the fourth work, we, once again, need some context.
This is the said family comic.
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As I have talked about in the past, this was all based on a comic where the punchline was prostitution.
A comic which got a nude alt on her Patreon.
This image...involving shirtless werewolf Boston...mummy Elisabeth...and werewolf Jeff...
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...had a porn version, involving Elisabeth getting fucked by Boston, and Elisabeth fucked by Jeff, all in their respective monster forms...
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...and...yeah...
...remember, this is all done by a fan of hers.
Someone who subscribes to her Patreon.
Follows everything she does.
Those same fans...that she claims protect her from her haters...are actually doing all the work themselves...
...the "haters" were protecting Pizzacake's family all along...and Ellen never realised this.
She was so blinded by pure rage that she treated all of this as a critique of her.
She deleted any and all posts that had people tell her to stop putting her kids online.
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Hell, they knew this would happen with this specific comic all along...
...what did Ellen do?
Now, at this point, you're probably asking yourselves one question.
...does her daughter know Ellen's fans made porn of her?
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Let's get to that difficult truth...
Let what I post speak for itself...
One thing before we begin, her daughter is aware of Pizzacake's online status.
In an interview by ComicLab Podcast, at around 1 hour mark, the following question is asked.
Just the relevant clip, since MP3 does not seem to work here...
I do have this comic, titled "My daughter needs therapy now"...welp...
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Okay, now, let's...welp...
First, "A bit chaotic lately..."
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...then...Mombie part 5, where she involved her daughter for the first time, which eventually turned into a story about implied sexual assault and underage sex...
Here's part 5 of the psychoanalysis with all the relevant links.
And here's the post where I go into that comic more indepth.
Then...this comment...under the previous post...
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The literal next comic she made afterwards?
I have brought up parts 7, 8 and 10 enough in this context before so that I don't need to recap any of it...but the next comic also features Boston...hmmmm...
Hmmm...
Actually, we'll stop by part 8 for a second, for this comment in particular.
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...then part 9 for this comment...
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Then...this comic...
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Then, her hiatus message...
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...and the comment she made under it...
...then, finally, Mombie 12 post on Patreon...
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For the record...
December 17...
DMCA...December 21...
[]...if you don't see it yet...allow me to explain...
...her Mombie comic (a seeming allegory for sexual assault) which prominently featured her daughter...all of her sudden concern with her children's privacy...all of the Operation Snark Sink...all of this...
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...this is so painful to say
when I realised this, I was shocked, broken...
...it was because her daughter...found porn of herself online...
...her daughter learned she became a victim of her own mother's porn fame...
...and Ellen cannot do anything about it.
What can she? It's all up online. It's publically accessible. And no DMCA will stop that.
[/]This, then, leads to another big revelation that I haven't even yet stated.
Remember my post about that Tiktok trend?
What you gotta know is that Ellen is notoriously horrible with internet privacy...what? You knew that already?
Well, anyway, bar her including them as her comic characters, complete with their real life names, she has posted pictures of her actual children on her social media countless times.
We never had their voice though.
Well, guess what, fuckers.
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Okay, so, bar the elephant in the room which I have addressed above...this video shows that Ellen's family is about as disfunctional as you could expect.
Ellen, noticeably drunk, follows a dumb Tiktok trend (wait, I thought that Tiktok was evil because it was Trump controlled?) where she tells her family members that she saw a bird...yeah...
The reactions?
Boston, her son, due to being a low functioning autistic, processes what Ellen has to say, but then dismisses it and asks her if they can play.
This shows several big problems with her methods upbringing.
1. Ellen doesn't bother with elaborating what she means to Boston, despite his difficulties with processing information. This shows an excessive lack of care.
2. Boston asks Ellen if they can play, possibly showing that he's attention starved. This could mean that Ellen genuinely doesn't care about her children, despite literally sitting on her ass all day at home with nothing better to do.
Jeff, her husband, has better shit to do (watch hockey) and doesn't pay much attention to Ellen. After a while, to snuff her out, he asks her to specify what kind of bird it is, after which Ellen bullshits her way through. Jeff then proceeds to google the information to see if she's lying...which Ellen treats as something insanely hot? What?
This behaviour is actually something Ellen has made a comic about in the past.
In short, Jeff genuinely does not give a fuck about Ellen and treats any and all information she gives him as (rightfully) attention seeking and pure bullshit.
Elisabeth, her daughter, does the same thing, but realises this almost instantly. She instead starts laughing at her mom for being a moron for trying to get her to participate in this charade. Again, the fact that she has this reaction might imply that Ellen does not give a fuck about her, as if that was the case, her suddenly showing up, only to say she saw a bird, would be an instant tell.
Hell, Ellen says this happens so often, she was able to predict that response. This is a given.
...after all of that, you might have thought (rightfully) that Ellen should really invest more effort in protecting her children's privacy.
After all, she knows what this can lead to.
What steps did she take in order to protect her kids from the internet?
...uhhhh...she prohibits THEM access to the internet so they can't see exactly HOW Ellen's exploiting them, meaning they have to believe HER about everything relating to THEM online.
This is an equivalent of Ellen having her kids put on bulletproof ballistic vests, only to then shoot them for solid three minutes with a full auto Uzi.
...remember, everyone online knows where they live...
...this could end up so, SO bad for them...
...this, then, leads me to uncover the final truth...one that I will reveal after this spoiler ends...
Conclusion: As can be seen in the section above, throrought all of what I posted, one thing becomes extremely apparent.
Just like I wrote in my Simpcity post...
...Ellen never cared about her kids.
Their wellbeing was always expandable for her.
She ignored them for long periods of time, using them in her thinly veiled porn adverts of her comics, then when people told her to stop, for their own sake, she blocked them, deleted their posts, called them haters.
Eventually, when her own fans started making porn of her literal children...and her children learned of this...Ellen realised it was too far, but instead of doing anything about it, she made a comic further exploiting her daughter for clicks, which she used as a venting tool about her daughter's lack of privacy and abuse by the internet...filed several DMCA claims...and even when she appeared to have left the internet, she still kept posting stuff endangering her children online, on both Patreon and Discord...
Her kids are nothing more to her than toilet paper.
Ellen is, truly, a horrorcow now.
[12]I can still edit my prior post, but I will just post it here.
First off, "Annoy far-right trolls, join my patreon" What the ass?
Second,
Spending your honeymoon arguing with "trolls" online is one thing, but having over half of your literal fucking wedding announcement be about how you're pissed at people for "leaking" your private Facebook pics is so sad, honestly.
Let's ignore that she calls Jeff her "best friend" and not something more appropriate like "partner" or "man".
See,
I'm not your friend, buddy.
This is public.
Everything you post on the internet is.
Your wedding photos, just like your nudes and just like your children's faces, are all gonna be floating on the internet regardless of if you like it or not, and it's solely your fault. You have no one to blame for that but yourself.
Also, no, Ellen, we are not congregated, we have no plans, we are just randoms on the internet.
[13]Nah, that's free, actually.
The comment is still there.
That'd be talking creepily with Ellen about her adult OC's.
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...as fun as these are to watch, they are extremely tedious to make, and they aren't really all that great for my typical style of posts.
Posts, such as part 10 of the psycho analysis, finally delving into the real meat of Ellen's horrifying lore, and even Reddit as a whole. We'll finally explore how Ellen controls all of r/comics using her army of personal pets, such as u/Merari01...whom you should definitely be familliar with...as well as how she uses her slew of connections to various internet celebrities to coerce and threathen people she has beef with, even CEO's of the platforms she was banned on, into obedience.
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RazorBackBacon
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This is not the artsperging thread, but I will say that this is the prevalent attitude, but you can actually find decent art courses if you give half of a shit.
Unlike Ellen's dumb cunt.
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Since I still feel the rush of creative energy, I'm just gonna write the Kemono update post.
First, the new Community tab messages.
Oli simping for Ellen was there already, but her reply and her announcement of the Pirate cosplay release's wasn't there yet.
Speaking of, some more of that, and an Iran comic reply.
Most likely referring to this one.
Ellen also pays taxes apparently and hates work.
Yup, that's our Pizzacake.
Now, let's get to the posts.
Since all of the normal tier posts, as well as the pirate cosplay shit, leaked beforehand, I'm only gonna include Ellen's comments and replies to posts for these.
First, Rapunzel.
Nothing more than gooning in the comments.
Mombie 17, we're just gonna skip to the comments.
Considering the last psycho analysis, Will's comment especially is pretty funny, even if he's talking about Brittany being the ancient deity's disguise.
Then, Makeup...
...these comments are surely something...do I even need summarizing what's wrong with them?
Then...a 16 year old...oh boy...
I gotta say, I saw those pics a few times by now, when I showed them to different people in the Ellen community, but the foot fetish pic still makes me throw up in my mouth a little every time I see it.
Not them tho. And I suspect the guy complementing the pose in the fourth pic is what lead to Ellen making that "touching grass" drawing.
Then, the cat surgery comic.
Poor kitties. A one year old kitten taking care of a cat who had four cancer surgeries by now. I sure hope Ellen takes good care of them and doesn't leave them alone for an extended period of ti-YOU SONNUVABITCH
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Mombie Part 18 is up next.
Ellen refers to Brittany as Liz's friend here.
That's a funny way to say "You dragged this story on for far too long and it doesn't make any sense anymore".
Two funny things in this screenshot.
First, a person actually bashes Ellen for shitty art.
Second, both Ellen and her fans want her to publish Mombie as a bloody "novel". I suspect they mean "graphic novel", but that's a bit different from a comic book and DEFINITELY not what Ellen is making. Besides, her involving Bonebag in all of this would also cause issues for the whole thing, I'm afraid.
What's ne-oh hey, Ellen cosplaying a character her daughter's age, cool!
Comments are as expected, but Ellen actually replied here.
You're on dangerous grounds there, my friend. One does not simply mention Body Positivity in Ellen's spaces.
(still no part 12, after 3 months, that's something)
Also, Ellen has no friends.
Trump and cats up next.
Not much here, except some context behind the pics of Sandy in the group chat I've shown you before.
Next, we have several of the pirate posts. Since I have shown you all of the contents and more before, I'll just show you the goods.
...which there are none of in Booty, just gooning.
The regular tier is funny, but that's moreso due to people praising the piracy comic, despite the fact that we're on a bloody Patreon and Ellen will kill you for pirating any of it..
The xtra tier only has this.
It's funny, because, if Ellen expected people to look at details like this, they'd def notice shit like the art diplomas, the bowser shell, or the bloody Patreon money records she left in the backgrounds of her older posts, all of which were horribly self incriminating.
Then, Mombie 19.
The praise for this shitshow is funny, yes, but this reply from Oli, and another commenter talking about the story dragging on far too long and the physical release, take the cake.
Then, Kitty Help...
Yup, completely expected that one.
In fact, I expected more than one comment about this tbh. Dissapointed
And, finally, Touching Grass.
Not much here, except irony, and Ken not getting the memo.
Boy, that was a large amount of nothing....or at least nothing that caused any emotions in me other than disgust. Hope the next posts, especially when Coomer gets fixed, are gonna be more entertaining to go through.
And I am still pissed Mombie 20 has been postponed, I'll have to make an addenum for that part, JFC.
First, the new Community tab messages.
Oli simping for Ellen was there already, but her reply and her announcement of the Pirate cosplay release's wasn't there yet.
Speaking of, some more of that, and an Iran comic reply.
Most likely referring to this one.
Ellen also pays taxes apparently and hates work.
Yup, that's our Pizzacake.
Now, let's get to the posts.
Since all of the normal tier posts, as well as the pirate cosplay shit, leaked beforehand, I'm only gonna include Ellen's comments and replies to posts for these.
First, Rapunzel.
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Mombie 17, we're just gonna skip to the comments.
Considering the last psycho analysis, Will's comment especially is pretty funny, even if he's talking about Brittany being the ancient deity's disguise.
Then, Makeup...
...these comments are surely something...do I even need summarizing what's wrong with them?
Then...a 16 year old...oh boy...
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Not them tho. And I suspect the guy complementing the pose in the fourth pic is what lead to Ellen making that "touching grass" drawing.
Then, the cat surgery comic.
Poor kitties. A one year old kitten taking care of a cat who had four cancer surgeries by now. I sure hope Ellen takes good care of them and doesn't leave them alone for an extended period of ti-YOU SONNUVABITCH
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Mombie Part 18 is up next.
Ellen refers to Brittany as Liz's friend here.
That's a funny way to say "You dragged this story on for far too long and it doesn't make any sense anymore".
Two funny things in this screenshot.
First, a person actually bashes Ellen for shitty art.
Second, both Ellen and her fans want her to publish Mombie as a bloody "novel". I suspect they mean "graphic novel", but that's a bit different from a comic book and DEFINITELY not what Ellen is making. Besides, her involving Bonebag in all of this would also cause issues for the whole thing, I'm afraid.
What's ne-oh hey, Ellen cosplaying a character her daughter's age, cool!
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Comments are as expected, but Ellen actually replied here.
You're on dangerous grounds there, my friend. One does not simply mention Body Positivity in Ellen's spaces.
(still no part 12, after 3 months, that's something)
Trump and cats up next.
Not much here, except some context behind the pics of Sandy in the group chat I've shown you before.
Next, we have several of the pirate posts. Since I have shown you all of the contents and more before, I'll just show you the goods.
...which there are none of in Booty, just gooning.
The regular tier is funny, but that's moreso due to people praising the piracy comic, despite the fact that we're on a bloody Patreon and Ellen will kill you for pirating any of it..
The xtra tier only has this.
It's funny, because, if Ellen expected people to look at details like this, they'd def notice shit like the art diplomas, the bowser shell, or the bloody Patreon money records she left in the backgrounds of her older posts, all of which were horribly self incriminating.
Then, Mombie 19.
The praise for this shitshow is funny, yes, but this reply from Oli, and another commenter talking about the story dragging on far too long and the physical release, take the cake.
Then, Kitty Help...
Yup, completely expected that one.
In fact, I expected more than one comment about this tbh. Dissapointed
And, finally, Touching Grass.
Not much here, except irony, and Ken not getting the memo.
Boy, that was a large amount of nothing....or at least nothing that caused any emotions in me other than disgust. Hope the next posts, especially when Coomer gets fixed, are gonna be more entertaining to go through.
And I am still pissed Mombie 20 has been postponed, I'll have to make an addenum for that part, JFC.
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WHY ARE HER ASS AND TITS SO SQUARE?
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muahahahahaha
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you fool
I take full credit.
Have the full pic tho.
Another update, using a mixture of ChatGPT and past Ellen photos, I have come to the conclusion that this photo comes from the vacation trip Ellen is now on, which is a few week long local outing at a rented out holiday home (AI even called it heritage later on), one that's older but one that has been renovated over time (due to the mistmatch between the door and the bathroom tiles, as well as the bathroom door opening inward) somewhere in Nova Scotia.
And, no, this is not at Ellen's. That's how her bathroom looks like.
Another update: Ending it for now, it's a bit tedious and I am not the best person for this kinda shit.
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you fool
Update: She deleted the post right after I posted this. Even the archive didn't save.Doors and doorknobs also match up. Comparison w/ image from Zillow listing:
I take full credit.
Have the full pic tho.
Another update, using a mixture of ChatGPT and past Ellen photos, I have come to the conclusion that this photo comes from the vacation trip Ellen is now on, which is a few week long local outing at a rented out holiday home (AI even called it heritage later on), one that's older but one that has been renovated over time (due to the mistmatch between the door and the bathroom tiles, as well as the bathroom door opening inward) somewhere in Nova Scotia.
And, no, this is not at Ellen's. That's how her bathroom looks like.
Another update: Ending it for now, it's a bit tedious and I am not the best person for this kinda shit.
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Huh, the post is still up for me. Oh I see she hid it from people without accounts. Cheeky bitch. Anyway just imagine a bunch of retards acting astounded that leggings that are meant to hug your butt fat so it looks more toned than it is some kind of new thing followed by Ellen liking every comment and that’s what is happening in this post.
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Married woman with kids casually posting ass pics on main
God I feel so sorry for her kids.
God I feel so sorry for her kids.
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Well, it appears she has deleted it for good since.
I still take full credit.
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The yo mama jokes must be endless
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Oh, btw, was gaming with my buddy and I opened my phone during a break to check up on Ellen.
I noticed this post,
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and the replies.
Amusing, as per usual.
They still show up on mobile, but when I went to check these out on my PC...
Idk what the hell is going on here.
I noticed this post,
(archive)
and the replies.
Amusing, as per usual.
They still show up on mobile, but when I went to check these out on my PC...
Idk what the hell is going on here.
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Skirt looks terrible but we've already established Ellen can't draw.
Instead, isn't this the sort of observational humor about skirts and wind that most women grow out of around age 19?
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While you're on the topic, is there any chance you could make a directory of links to all the other parts somewhere that's easily-accessible? IE, keep links to all the parts on part 1, and have every other part link back to it? It's sort of hard to try to find them throughout the thread.
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I intend to make a big post eventually compiling all of this, but I do have a list of links I use for myself. Here it goes.
Psycho Analysis Core:
- Part 1 (Deviancy, Part One)
- Part 2 (Deviancy, Part Two)
- Part 2,5 (Deviancy Addenum)
- Part 3 (Deception, Part One)
- Part 4 (Deception, Part Two)
- Part 5/1 (Impulsivity)
- Part 5/2 (Impulsivity)
- Part 5,5 (Impulsivity Addenum)
- Part 6 (Irritability)
- Part 6,5 (Irritability Addenum)
- Part 7/1 (Aggression)
- Part 7/2 (Aggression)
- Part 8 (Recklessness, Part One)
- Part 9 (Recklessness, Part Two)
Psycho Analysis Meta:
- Errata #1
Bonus:
- The Painter Analysis
- Political Nonactivism
- Mombie's Unfortunate Implications
- Ellen, the Sex Pest
- The Worst Ever Pizzacake Drawing
- Xela's Guide To Consent
- Operation Snark Sink
- The Coercion Of God
- The Difficult Truth
- The Office Bicycle
- MerrierWeather
- The Riggers
- Public Display of Asshole
- Victimhood Manufacture
I cannot keep all the links on one given part since the edit rights expire after a day.
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I'm bracing myself for parts 10 and 11 since they will require quite a bit of research on my end, and Ellen here shows up and gives me a bunch of part 12 material!
She made a new post on her Threads.
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The european style doorknob came in clutch indeed, though I've missed the direction it gave me.
She's in Portugal.
...now, why is that relevant?
See, she announced the vacation to be a few weeks long.
(archive)
This was six days ago, so shortly ahead of her flight.
The spring break in Nova Scotia is five days long, running from March 16th to March 20th.
This means that Ellen, if she is to spend the next few weeks there, will be taking her children out of school for a significant amount of time. That's truancy.
Sadly, that's a repeat offense of Ellen, albeit before, it wasn't for vacation.
On 12 March, 2023, Ellen posted the following photo of Boston.
Note the caption.
She elaborated on it on the post from a few days later.
Yup, by that point, Ellen has kept Boston away from school for a week due to the support workers strike.
She made a text post about it later.
She, then, got pissed when she got a call from school for taking her son out of school, asking her to do the reasonable thing and act as a support worker for her disabled son.
She said no.
The final post on the matter is this, supposedly heartwarming, image, of the son waiting for a bus that never arrived...except it's BS! IT WAS THE SUPPORT WORKERS, NOT FUCKING DRIVERS! BESIDES, ELLEN HAS A CAR AND HER JOB IS, QUITE LITERALLY, SITTING ON HER ASS AND WRITING SHITTY COMICS/TAKING PORN PICS!
So, Ellen, a person who doesn't have a regular job and a supposed fighter for worker's rights, took her son out of school foir a month to shit on support workers rights,
And, now, she took them out solely for holidays on a different continent.
Good job, Ellen!
But it doesn't end there, for there's another horrible thing to report on.
Remember that post?
(archive)
I guess it needs a bit of context.
Nine months ago, Ellen adopted a newborn kitten from Jeff's coworker.
(archive)
Ellen's second cat, Jade, has recently had four cancer tumor removal surgeries,
(archive)
the most recent one only a month ago.
The previous one was only four months prior.
(archive)
Where do they stay when Ellen is away?
Fucking mother-in-law.
(archive)
So, to recap, Ellen fucked off to Portugal for a few weeks with all of her family, taking her kids out of school (truancy) and abandoned her three cats, one of them still in the mental development phase and needing attention, and one of them recovering from fucking cancer treatment, at Jeff' mom's.
She made a new post on her Threads.
(archive)
The european style doorknob came in clutch indeed, though I've missed the direction it gave me.
She's in Portugal.
...now, why is that relevant?
See, she announced the vacation to be a few weeks long.
(archive)
This was six days ago, so shortly ahead of her flight.
The spring break in Nova Scotia is five days long, running from March 16th to March 20th.
This means that Ellen, if she is to spend the next few weeks there, will be taking her children out of school for a significant amount of time. That's truancy.
Sadly, that's a repeat offense of Ellen, albeit before, it wasn't for vacation.
On 12 March, 2023, Ellen posted the following photo of Boston.
Note the caption.
She elaborated on it on the post from a few days later.
Yup, by that point, Ellen has kept Boston away from school for a week due to the support workers strike.
She made a text post about it later.
She, then, got pissed when she got a call from school for taking her son out of school, asking her to do the reasonable thing and act as a support worker for her disabled son.
She said no.
The final post on the matter is this, supposedly heartwarming, image, of the son waiting for a bus that never arrived...except it's BS! IT WAS THE SUPPORT WORKERS, NOT FUCKING DRIVERS! BESIDES, ELLEN HAS A CAR AND HER JOB IS, QUITE LITERALLY, SITTING ON HER ASS AND WRITING SHITTY COMICS/TAKING PORN PICS!
So, Ellen, a person who doesn't have a regular job and a supposed fighter for worker's rights, took her son out of school foir a month to shit on support workers rights,
And, now, she took them out solely for holidays on a different continent.
Good job, Ellen!
But it doesn't end there, for there's another horrible thing to report on.
Remember that post?
(archive)
I guess it needs a bit of context.
Nine months ago, Ellen adopted a newborn kitten from Jeff's coworker.
(archive)
Ellen's second cat, Jade, has recently had four cancer tumor removal surgeries,
(archive)
the most recent one only a month ago.
The previous one was only four months prior.
(archive)
Where do they stay when Ellen is away?
Fucking mother-in-law.
(archive)
So, to recap, Ellen fucked off to Portugal for a few weeks with all of her family, taking her kids out of school (truancy) and abandoned her three cats, one of them still in the mental development phase and needing attention, and one of them recovering from fucking cancer treatment, at Jeff' mom's.