Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Come on Bob, I thought you thought that physical strength would be irrelevant:

Any tweets from Bob from the Obama days, back when we had revelation after revelation that the VA was nothing but a bunch of filthy abbatoirs? I honestly don't know the answer to that, though I'm not expecting any. I suppose I could be pleasantly surprised.
 
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Smart people go to private business because it is where the money is; to realize Bobby pipe dream of keeping all the brains in government will require raising the tax to unimaginable levels.

And instead of questioning the assumption behind "crowdsourced crimefighting", Bobby chooses to criticize the trailer for getting Sturgeon's Law wrong.

Come on Bob, I thought you thought that physical strength would be irrelevant:
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See now, the difference between a dictator and Chipman- dictators actually accomplished something.

Bob can't even accomplish a coherent twitter ramble, much less his goal to a "Superiah Fehuchoor!"

Does Bob's non-rhotic (non r prounouncing) Boston accent piss off a lot of Americans here, specifically? I've noticed his pronunciation being mocked in this thread.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhoticity_in_English#United_States

I've noticed some Americans use it as a Boston stereotype. I have a non-rhotic accent myself so I don't really mind.
 
Does Bob's non-rhotic (non r prounouncing) Boston accent piss off a lot of Americans here, specifically? I've noticed his pronunciation being mocked in this thread.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhoticity_in_English#United_States

I've noticed some Americans use it as a Boston stereotype. I have a non-rhotic accent myself so I don't really mind.
Nah, it's cause his accent is incredibly exaggerated even for a Bostonian. He sounds like a goddamn cartoon character. Also, Bob is a cunt and everything about him is open season for mockery far as I'm concerned.
 
Does Bob's non-rhotic (non r prounouncing) Boston accent piss off a lot of Americans here, specifically? I've noticed his pronunciation being mocked in this thread.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhoticity_in_English#United_States

I've noticed some Americans use it as a Boston stereotype. I have a non-rhotic accent myself so I don't really mind.
More or less what @PurpleDude pointed out- It's overly exaggerated even for a Bostonian like Bob. Like, I don't know why he exaggerates it as much as he does. I'd consider it a regional/family thing, but Bostoners don't sound as cartoonish, nor do we know what the rest of Bob's family sounds like, so really, who knows.

Could be that the fat's preventing him from speaking normally, could be the autism making him overemphasize the accent. But whatever it is, we'll probably ever know.
 
Nah, it's cause his accent is incredibly exaggerated even for a Bostonian. He sounds like a goddamn cartoon character. Also, Bob is a cunt and everything about him is open season for mockery far as I'm concerned.

He used to hide it, and the accent would only slip when he was super butthurt about whatever he was talking about, but ever since 2014 he's turned pretty much every show into an unhinged rant and the cartoonish accent takes a more and more prominent role.

Basically, the accent switch is a convenient marker from when Bob went from "average internet reviewer with retarded opinions" to "delusional mario fascist lolcow".
 
More or less what @PurpleDude pointed out- It's overly exaggerated even for a Bostonian like Bob. Like, I don't know why he exaggerates it as much as he does. I'd consider it a regional/family thing, but Bostoners don't sound as cartoonish, nor do we know what the rest of Bob's family sounds like, so really, who knows.

Could be that the fat's preventing him from speaking normally, could be the autism making him overemphasize the accent. But whatever it is, we'll probably ever know.

Thanks for your feedback, guys, do you reckon he might be putting it on a bit? It's a way of saying he's a blue state Democrat? It might even be stress, I know my accent also gets more non-rhotic if I get annoyed.

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Thanks for your feedback, guys, do you reckon he might be putting it on a bit? It's a way of saying he's a blue state Democrat? It might even be stress, I know my accent also gets more non-rhotic if I get annoyed.

Also:

That was my initial thought too, but the cartoonish accent's present even when he isn't ranting, so I don't know.
 
I theorize that it started off with the rants, and then little by little as he became unhinged with the Trumpening. Soon enough he cannot separate his character from himself like so many other "character" youtubers like him fall for
 
He's just stopped giving a shit, guys. Getting fired from the Escapist for his unhinged twitter rants (and all the other ethical questions @Jaimas can elaborate on better than myself) just cemented his opinion that bothering to mask the accent is somehow giving in to the people that fired him. The switch cemented itself in his post-Escapist content, it's gotta be related to that.
 
He's just stopped giving a shit, guys. Getting fired from the Escapist for his unhinged twitter rants (and all the other ethical questions @Jaimas can elaborate on better than myself) just cemented his opinion that bothering to mask the accent is somehow giving in to the people that fired him. The switch cemented itself in his post-Escapist content, it's gotta be related to that.

I don't think he should ashamed of his accent, it's just funny that he doesn't use the prestige general American accent when he's obsessed with social class and so avidly wants to belong to the neo-liberal overclass.
 
Blobbo's smugposting about DC again:
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He's just stopped giving a shit, guys. Getting fired from the Escapist for his unhinged twitter rants (and all the other ethical questions @Jaimas can elaborate on better than myself) just cemented his opinion that bothering to mask the accent is somehow giving in to the people that fired him. The switch cemented itself in his post-Escapist content, it's gotta be related to that.
I've said this before, but I personally think him adopting the cartoonish accent for all his videos is just a really stupid, misguided way for him to spite The Escapist at the expense of making the viewer's ears bleed.

And IIRC, after the Pixels video, Bob was profiled in a section of an article in The New Yorker, where he said he got offers for VO work. Thank Christ nothing emerged from that.
 
He's just stopped giving a shit, guys. Getting fired from the Escapist for his unhinged twitter rants (and all the other ethical questions @Jaimas can elaborate on better than myself) just cemented his opinion that bothering to mask the accent is somehow giving in to the people that fired him. The switch cemented itself in his post-Escapist content, it's gotta be related to that.

Bob allegedly got himself fired because he and his buddies would not stop fucking sperging about GG.

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"I can always take myself elsewhere."
Where? Except your mom's water-logged basement?

The fact that he riled and spew dirt on his former sort-of employer is prove enough that their decision had been completely right.
 
He gets really salty when you bring it up, and all his attempts at setting the record straight still make him look shitty regardless of what happened. (According to him, he left the wake early to put in an AC for his parents. I'm assuming his parents were also at the wake, and consequently, it could've waited until they all got home instead of leaving his family in a time of need.)

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Come on Bob, I thought you thought that physical strength would be irrelevant:
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Still gives it a 3.5 out of 4. If only it was a Marvel movie, then it'd get a perfect score. :story:

BONUS: I've had this on my desktop for a couple of days:
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Weird to see Bob of all people going to bat for veterans. Considering the US military is 1) a tool of nationalist troglodytes, 2) used to kill oppressed groups, and 3) gushed over by people he would call inferior yokels.

Don't get me wrong, it's nice to see him espousing an opinion which isn't hateful bullshit. Especially since most of the soc-jus crowd A-Logs the military pretty hard nowadays.
 
Don't get me wrong, it's nice to see him espousing an opinion which isn't hateful bullshit. Especially since most of the soc-jus crowd A-Logs the military pretty hard nowadays.

Mostly they're so ignorant they don't realize the armed forces are disproportionately black and poor.
 
Mostly they're so ignorant they don't realize the armed forces are disproportionately black and poor.

Nah, I think most of them are aware. A common criticism of America's military actions since the War on Terror started is it's a bunch of poor, oppressed men of color pressed into warfare to try to make ends meet because whitey fucked them over so bad at home. "Progressive" reactions to minorities in the armed forces oscillate between either lamenting their role as slaves to white imperialists or sneering at them for being house niggers.
 
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