aron
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If there's anyone in the universe that shouldn't be allowed to use the word 'cringe' unironically, it is none other than Chris-Chan himself 
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Stoked Barbarian sounds like the name of a local college campus band, not an opinion or state of mind.
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He needs a dictionary to go with it, because the words he uses makes absolutely no sense describing Sausage Party. "Barbarian" might be accurate as an opinion, but not for Chris because he is a barbarian who lives in a yurt at 14 Branchland Court and contributes nothing to society.
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DecrepitSimonla
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Is it just me, or is that not at all a joke or comedic, it just seems to be an obvious observation.
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Words are really the most we can hope to get from Chris. Not meaning.
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It's always so creepy when he refers to sex as "play"... especially since he's a manchild.
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Chris is more likely to have Legos screwed in down there... :horrifying:
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I call. He can't screw in shit. Unless he has been diligently keeping his "included with AdamandEve order" dildos inserted in the un-clit (which I'm fairly sure has mostly healed, given his relative chris_and_health,) he is still impeded by the ugly growth.
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Looks like Chris is running low on money again.
Either he's clumsily trying to take advantage of that person's generosity or his social filter is just that broken. Funny that this is a few days after Doopie revealed that he's been throwing money at her.
Either he's clumsily trying to take advantage of that person's generosity or his social filter is just that broken. Funny that this is a few days after Doopie revealed that he's been throwing money at her.
CoolGuyHitler
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Ooo... Looks like James struck a nerve.
Chris might as well tell the trolls "Best way to piss me off now is to show girls on twitter all the horrible shit I did"
He's so oh bvious.
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Funny considering the kid in that photo is probably more smart and successful than Chris will ever be.
"Which I would like to proudly display in a jar if you die before I do"....
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I think the most un-SJW thing he's done is the hiring of the sex worker. SJWs can forgive a mentally ill tran person losing their shit in a store - they'd dismiss that as a forgivable "meltdown", but not the hiring of Mia which many of them would consider rape.
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He only stuck his girl penis into her. She was a brave and heroic sex worker anyway.
tardwrangler
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come on this shit is legendary, it's like that random-text email spam, but less comprehensible and way funnier
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Incoming: Exceptional things are coming, you've been warned. I'm not about to give Chris money for this trash, but I'm sure we'll get a thread for fools to sperg out here shortly.
Chris also gets mad people are trolling him based off "outdated" information. -snrk-
Chris also gets mad people are trolling him based off "outdated" information. -snrk-
aron
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The Doopie situation really got to him, now he's scared the Trolls will deny him internet China by letting them know what kind of person he is.
CoolGuyHitler
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Well. Atleast, he's embarrassed about all the insane shit he's done I'll give him that.
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It has been said that Hell is the full realization of your actions, it's meant to be a healing thing in Life, and to account for the actions, so you don't have to face by a greater force when you die. However, like most Life Lessons with Chris, the lesson is moot.
Also this was last year Chris.