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- Sep 10, 2015
This one is, uh... Interesting. It's a buried gem that I've kept to myself for a while, but I think it's time to share it with the world.
http://talesfromnewtampa.blogspot.com
This is a blog run by a mysterious individual only known as "John". He claims to be a father of two living in Tampa, Florida. Not much else is known about him, except that he's been on Blogspot since 2005.
There is some evidence to suggest that at one point this was just a normal personal blog, where an Average Joe muses about his daily life. But at some point in 2009, something went wrong. Currently, the earliest post accessible is this one, with the previous ones presumably deleted:
Ever since then, well...
The blog has entirely devolved into incoherent rants about Michelle Duggar's vagina.
The latest entry, posted on May 28 this year, looks like this:
Literally almost every post since 2009 is more or less like that. The dude's been going steadily at it for 8 years now, to an audience of pretty much nobody. The blog is updated less often than it used to be, but the very fact that this little echo chamber of vagina-related insanity is still active to this day is just bewildering.
From what I could gather among the piles of scatological nonsense, the author claims that his stories are parodies/criticisms of the Duggar clan, but it really looks much more like the poor bastard has been suffering from an extended mental breakdown for years.
It sure as hell is entertaining, though.
BUTT FIRST, we have two items to address. First of all, it seems that this blog has been under the scrutiny of the folks down on the kiwi farm. SHOUT OUT TO THE JUMPING DWARF! Wassup Dwarf? Ya friggin' milky licker! Mega props for name checking this blog to your collection of hangers on and other cellar dwellers. Trust me, jackass, I am far from having any sort of extended mental breakdown. Suffering from mental illness? I rather enjoy it! Suck a kiwi!