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This one is, uh... Interesting. It's a buried gem that I've kept to myself for a while, but I think it's time to share it with the world.

http://talesfromnewtampa.blogspot.com

This is a blog run by a mysterious individual only known as "John". He claims to be a father of two living in Tampa, Florida. Not much else is known about him, except that he's been on Blogspot since 2005.

There is some evidence to suggest that at one point this was just a normal personal blog, where an Average Joe muses about his daily life. But at some point in 2009, something went wrong. Currently, the earliest post accessible is this one, with the previous ones presumably deleted:



Ever since then, well...

The blog has entirely devolved into incoherent rants about Michelle Duggar's vagina.

The latest entry, posted on May 28 this year, looks like this:



Literally almost every post since 2009 is more or less like that. The dude's been going steadily at it for 8 years now, to an audience of pretty much nobody. The blog is updated less often than it used to be, but the very fact that this little echo chamber of vagina-related insanity is still active to this day is just bewildering.

From what I could gather among the piles of scatological nonsense, the author claims that his stories are parodies/criticisms of the Duggar clan, but it really looks much more like the poor bastard has been suffering from an extended mental breakdown for years.

It sure as hell is entertaining, though.

BUTT FIRST, we have two items to address. First of all, it seems that this blog has been under the scrutiny of the folks down on the kiwi farm. SHOUT OUT TO THE JUMPING DWARF! Wassup Dwarf? Ya friggin' milky licker! Mega props for name checking this blog to your collection of hangers on and other cellar dwellers. Trust me, jackass, I am far from having any sort of extended mental breakdown. Suffering from mental illness? I rather enjoy it! Suck a kiwi!
 
Do you own a motorcycle? Do you want to join a motorcycle club, but not want to deal with such things as human interaction and social gatherings? Better yet, do you just want to be left alone?
And most importantly, are you willing to pay upward of $275 to ride alone?
Then the Silent Skulls Motorcycle Club may be for you!
http://www.silentskulls.com/
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"Ride alone, Ride till you bone"

That's actually one of their odd mottos. Also the 13=M. Because M=Motorcycle. And they like motorcycles, you see. Supposedly they've been around since 1965. I can't imagine the entire thing to be anything other than an elaborate troll, and if it is, good for them for making money off rubes.

The whole site is straight from 1997 Geocities with skulls as far as the eye can see. Unreadable text on skull backgrounds. Flaming skulls, spinning skulls, all the skulls. Becoming a member requires taking this test and using the handy key to decide if you passed. http://www.silentskulls.com/SelfIdentifing.htm if you don't pass, don't worry. You can try again next year.

The whole thing seems like satire. It's like Anonymous, but with bikes. If you pass the self-administered test and find yourself worthy, you can send money to the guy running it, you get patches and a whole bunch of other stuff. Which you can use. Or not. There don't seem to be any rules. You really don't even need to own or ride a bike.

The logo sorta looks like the Nazi SS runes, so have fun with that. Also, the name and logo seem to have been taken and used for a biker gang in GTA Online, but the site has been around for quite a while. Plus there's member pics, international members, a mailing list, and sightings of these guys in the wild and mentions on biker forums.

So weird.
 
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whale.to is the only place I can find bits of the early web arguments between Brice Taylor and Cathy O'Brien. I wish that catfight had its own website.

there's a little on this weird infighting lizard people/mind control site, though.

http://www.rense.com/general2/phil.htm
 
This is my new favorite thread :lol: So much nostalgia... I've got a few for you.

9-11 and STEALTH JEWISH: This is a site run by batshit Japanese journalist Richard Koshimizu, and he's convinced that everything is Jews. 9-11? Jews. George W. Bush? Stealth Jew. Hitler? Totally a Jew. (Figure that one out.) Site was originally on some bizarre .jp domain, and it's fallen down (archive here: https://web.archive.org/web/2015070...ne.jp/~oyakodon/newversion/yudayasensou.e.htm). But not to fret! He's back with a new site, and it's just as ugly: http://richardkoshimizu.hatenablog.com/

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There's the classic Mr. T. Ate My Balls: http://flamesgif.com/archive/ate_my_balls/mr_t.html

And another oldie but goodie, sadly only available on archive these days: Urinal Poop. https://web.archive.org/web/20050305055157/http://www.urinalpoop.org/
 
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Hitler? Totally a Jew. (Figure that one out.)
I posted a guy in the obscure laughingstocks thread who believed this too. He did a whole big post claiming Hitler was a Jew because he drew nudies of his niece and his mom worked for the Rothschilds and other assorted nonsense.
I've spent some time following conspiracy cows, and you'd be surprised how many think the Nazis were "actually" useful idiots for the Jews, and that the Holocaust victims were actually Gentiles.
 
you know what? I need to go back to this for a minute.

http://www.whale.to/b/symbols_h.html#A-Z_list_

every single crazy, obscure piece of weirdness that I remember from the early web .0 conspiracy sites is there, and more.
it's got everything.

yet I have no idea who compiled it all, why it's maintained. so I took the time to read through the "about" section (I deserve a fucking medal for reading that whole thing.)
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the site is run by an antivax burned out acid casualty who thinks dolphins can fly (I won't rule out that they've tried to fuck one). They are anti medicine, will never die, and meditate while jacking off to the memory of an afternoon spent with John Lilly.

They are a true skeptic of modern medicine, as opposed to "pseudo skeptics".


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they're also a Holocaust revisionist,

A few years ago I was led, 'coincidently', to look at a then YouTube video (since removed) of a Jewish guy with a Yarmulke, David Cole, going around Auschwitz (if he hadn't have been Jewish I may never have looked), and pointing out the 'gas chamber' door of Auschwitz I opened inwards! That was my highlight and my first draw dropping moment. This led to my section on the Auschwitz Hoax, a very well guarded door on that one, now I can be labelled a Neo-Nazi &Anti-Semite to go with the rest of them, the full set of thought crimes. A big red pill moment, comparable to the mind control books.
(edited to add, side note- doors that open inward are meant for crowd control, to keep panicked people IN, if there's a crush situation. this is why fire and emergency exits must open outward these days)
also is invested heavily in alien abductions, crop circles, masonic mind control, as of course the satanic panic- in this, the fabulous twenty first century:

The Satanism section is also connected to Psychopathy as the psychopaths doing the Genocide are also doing Human sacrifice which is the whole driving force of Satanism. The Nazis were Satanic, funded by Illuminati bankers, so the Banksters are satanic. So not every psychopath may be satanic but the top tier are Satanic and Psychopathic. Then add in Sodomic mind control which gives you the Sparta male bonding. These people worship Lucifer, but the big question is: what soul or entity is in the body?
and of course a thousand other niche topics, which have helpfully been squashed into tiny point font in no seeming order at all into one page, explained as only a Royal Autist can:

The front page is 'designed' to have as much information on one page as possible and to have every page or article 1-3 clicks away. Hence the smaller case. This makes it easy and quick to post a page url on, mostly vaccine, forums like Facebook, which has been my main activity over the years.

It is free from graphics and drop down boxes etc as I had no idea how to do them but it cuts loading speed making it fast so I'll never do that. I also keep the page the same over the years, so once you know it you wont have to learn it again.​

other gems from the main page:

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I very nearly forgot to mention orgone energy; this on its own makes the site crazy as it's mentioned in every imaginable context. I feel like the site owner has probably mediated while seated on a throne of copies of "Listen, Little Man!" since the internet began.
 
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you know what? I need to go back to this for a minute.

http://www.whale.to/b/symbols_h.html#A-Z_list_

every single crazy, obscure piece of weirdness that I remember from the early web .0 conspiracy sites is there, and more.
it's got everything.

yet I have no idea who compiled it all, why it's maintained. so I took the time to read through the "about" section (I deserve a fucking medal for reading that whole thing.)
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the site is run by an antivax burned out acid casualty who thinks dolphins can fly (I won't rule out that they've tried to fuck one). They are anti medicine, will never die, and meditate while jacking off to the memory of an afternoon spent with John Lilly.

They are a true skeptic of modern medicine, as opposed to "pseudo skeptics".


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they're also a Holocaust revisionist,

A few years ago I was led, 'coincidently', to look at a then YouTube video (since removed) of a Jewish guy with a Yarmulke, David Cole, going around Auschwitz (if he hadn't have been Jewish I may never have looked), and pointing out the 'gas chamber' door of Auschwitz I opened inwards! That was my highlight and my first draw dropping moment. This led to my section on the Auschwitz Hoax, a very well guarded door on that one, now I can be labelled a Neo-Nazi &Anti-Semite to go with the rest of them, the full set of thought crimes. A big red pill moment, comparable to the mind control books.
(edited to add, side note- doors that open inward are meant for crowd control, to keep panicked people IN, if there's a crush situation. this is why fire and emergency exits must open outward these days)
also is invested heavily in alien abductions, crop circles, masonic mind control, as of course the satanic panic- in this, the fabulous twenty first century:

The Satanism section is also connected to Psychopathy as the psychopaths doing the Genocide are also doing Human sacrifice which is the whole driving force of Satanism. The Nazis were Satanic, funded by Illuminati bankers, so the Banksters are satanic. So not every psychopath may be satanic but the top tier are Satanic and Psychopathic. Then add in Sodomic mind control which gives you the Sparta male bonding. These people worship Lucifer, but the big question is: what soul or entity is in the body?
and of course a thousand other niche topics, which have helpfully been squashed into tiny point font in no seeming order at all into one page, explained as only a Royal Autist can:

The front page is 'designed' to have as much information on one page as possible and to have every page or article 1-3 clicks away. Hence the smaller case. This makes it easy and quick to post a page url on, mostly vaccine, forums like Facebook, which has been my main activity over the years.

It is free from graphics and drop down boxes etc as I had no idea how to do them but it cuts loading speed making it fast so I'll never do that. I also keep the page the same over the years, so once you know it you wont have to learn it again.​

other gems from the main page:

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I very nearly forgot to mention orgone energy; this on its own makes the site crazy as it's mentioned in every imaginable context. I feel like the site owner has probably mediated while seated on a throne of copies of "Listen, Little Man!" since the internet began.
William Burroughs was into that orgone energy shit. Sweating in an outhouse type of shack collecting it.
 
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