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LazloChalos said:
I'm still waiting for the old "It was a social experiment!"
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Dig a hole in the ground, make a giant door shaped like a gear, call it a Vault, and then seal yourself away from all civilization.

That's the kind of social experiment this guy should do.
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
It's a stupid joke app I made and never published because it's stupid. You put in a number and it sends a mildly offensive text.
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Was it a joke, Skylar? Or is that a work in progress?

It wouldn't take much to go from spamming the college faculty to outright phishing them. And you might not be allowed on campus to post signs, but I'm sure your college president would love to receive "mildly offensive" texts, from commandeered Carroll devices no less, such as:

"Keep Carroll Catholic!"

"Where are my left-handed scissors?"

"Skylar's a good boy! He dindu nuffin!"

You should be thankful that @Fancy Bear taught you the importance of cyber before you went out and did anything foolish. There are far worse things than disciplinary committees . . .
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
I read their Wikipedia page, it's very impressive. However, the only attack I've seen is using an insecure password to log in to a thing.

@Fancy Bear, why are you wasting your skills as an "advanced persistent threat" (according to Wikipedia) on a nobody like me? While I do thank you for finally making me use good security, forcing me to waste time submitting my files and domains as false positives just seems petty.
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You're not very good at learning, which is probably the primary reason you were removed from a higher education facility. Allow me to pass on a life lesson to you.

You may not see it this way right now, but I try not to pick a fight. I try to avoid giving capable people reasons to be mad at me. Insane, destructive people conjure enough reason to be mad at me as it is. I try to not pick fights because I don't openly invite suffering into my life.

This site is legal. Everything here is permissible under the letter of the law. But you know how much your rights matter? Not shit. If the government wanted this site down, they'd find a reason. Invent one. Purport one. They'd make it happen. They've done it before: many times. No one important cares about this site. No one important cares about me. If some CIA cunt shot me in the head right now it'd be about a week before anyone noticed. Even the site would hobble along a month untouched before bills started to be unpaid and the Plan B started kicking in.

So when cops show up over some lunatic's emails, I'm polite. Yes sir, no sir. When the Australian government emails me over some nonsense, I don't instigate them. Sure, they're foreign sovereignty, but you know what? I like Australia, so yes sir, no sir. When random cykas show up with a bottle of vodka and the capacity to do things I cannot comprehend, I do not give them reason to do such things, I do not openly challenge them to do such things, because that's fucking stupid.

There's a video game I used to play called Path of Exile, a Diablo clone. There's a Witch character that casts spells. If you try to cast a spell in town, she'll say: "That would just make life complicated". I've always really, really liked that line to the point where I can recite it 4 years later. I could piss off people and brag and gloat and give people more warrant than they already have to fuck with me, but that would just make life difficult. I could trip that guy carrying boxes, but that would just make life difficult. I could shout "nigger" in a grocery store waiting in line behind four black gentlemen, I could interrupt my Skype call with my boss by screaming at the top of my lungs, I could do a lot of dumb, dumb shit--but I don't. You know why? Yea you do.

Your life is a fragile thing. Everything you have is taken for granted. Things and people. It is so, so easy for it to disappear. To dissolve. Like tissue paper. Like tears, in the rain.

No one likes a braggart. Not even God.


He spoke also this parable to certain people who were convinced of their own righteousness, and who despised all others. "Two men went up into the temple to pray; one was a Pharisee, and the other was a tax collector. The Pharisee stood and prayed to himself like this: 'God, I thank you, that I am not like the rest of men, extortioners, unrighteous, adulterers, or even like this tax collector. I fast twice a week. I give tithes of all that I get.' But the tax collector, standing far away, wouldn't even lift up his eyes to heaven, but beat his breast, saying, 'God, be merciful to me, a sinner!' I tell you, this man went down to his house justified rather than the other; for everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, but he who humbles himself will be exalted."— Luke 18:9-14
 
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Billy_Sama said:
I can't wait for the amusement when @Fancy Bear leaks Skylar's porn accounts. Skylar seems the type that posts his penis online.
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Alas, I'm not sure that Skylar even knows what sex is. Homeschooling & autism & Catholicism so fanatical it would make the SSPX blush don't tend to be a great combination when acquiring carnal knowledge.
 
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@Skylar Ittner

oompa loompa doompety doo
i've got another truthbomb for you
oompa loompa doompety dee
you really should have listened to me

what happens when you pretend you are smart?
a fancy bear comes and takes your website apart.
why didn't your harpy mother raise you right?
if she did you would stop picking fights.
well you'll reap what you have sown.

oompa loompa doompety da
if you shut your mouth you could have gone far
now your ass is getting fucked by russians too
unlike the oompa loompa doompety doo
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
That would be doing a disservice to Catholic students.
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How so?

Skylar Ittner said:
She doesn't do either of those things.
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Those fucking tapes of her YELLING AT A SCHOOL ADMINISTRATOR says otherwise. Like, a lot. I'm pretty sure you're the only one here with a mother like that. My mother would have slapped me upside the face if I had ever been expelled, 22 years old or not!

Meowthkip said:
I'm still working my way through this thread, but could somebody help explain to me why Skylar is so concerned about abortion? He's never going to get a girl pregnant, so why is it even any of his concern?
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Because the Catholic church constantly sperging about it, or more likely, his mother constantly sperging about it. She seems like the sort to picket a Planned Parenthood.
 
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Cripple said:
Because the Catholic church constantly sperging about it, or more likely, his mother constantly sperging about it. She seems like the sort to picket a Planned Parenthood.
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They also sperg about contraception, but does he babble about how you're going to hell if you use a condom?

smh
 
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Meowthkip said:
They also sperg about contraception, but does he babble about how you're going to hell if you use a condom?

smh
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Same sort of pointed targeting for the previously mentioned crybullying, since people who rally under the anti-contraception banner can't even be taken seriously. This is just to flex some sort of I Am Euphoric type sperging, mixed with their Westboro Baptist's attention whoring. Sensing a trend with these harpy religious fundie lawyer matriarchs.
 
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Wintermute said:
Same sort of pointed targeting for the previously mentioned crybullying, since people who rally under the anti-contraception banner can't even be taken seriously. This is just to flex some sort of I Am Euphoric type sperging, mixed with their Westboro Baptist's attention whoring. Sensing a trend with these harpy religious fundie lawyer matriarchs.
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A Euphoric Catholic? No such thing. All Catholics are miserable. Where is his guilt?

I used to be Catholic and I briefly went to Catholic school and that's why I'm all fucked up and miserable and a mod on Kiwi Farms.
 
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