Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[HG 400]

So if someone was to call American Woodmark and ask if they have an employee by the name of Becky Williams they wouldn't have anyone by that name?? Hmmm we'll have to see about that.

Or even better what if somebody was to call up 130 Pimental Drive in Seekonk MA (on 508-336-4566) and ask if they have a fat worthless fuckin whale by the name of Stephanie Machado (born 08/09/83) sitting around home doing nothing all day but chimping out online over how much she hates some other morbidly obese worthless bitch on the internet. They wouldn't have anyone by that name? Hmm we'll have to see about that.

 

[iamalolcow]

can someone reply to think with a link to some of amberlynns incredible writing?? i need to enlighten myself with the gospel.

 

[FupaQueen]

can someone reply to think with a link to some of amberlynns incredible writing?? i need to enlighten myself with the gospel.

https://www.wattpad.com/user/helloodaarling

This is where all of her masterpieces can be found

 

[walshtree]

can someone reply to think with a link to some of amberlynns incredible writing?? i need to enlighten myself with the gospel.

Just read her fanfiction on Wattpad. ohanotherlesbian is the account name

 

[Kelly Bundy]

At what point do you think AL is going to become bed bound? I'm thinking in 1-2 years from now. Thoughts?

Well technically she's already bed bound or practicing for it, after all she did gain close to 100? pounds while she was with Dustin, but at least they left the house for work and Amber moved around a little. Now? She wakes up around noon, starts feeding, sits on the couch, more feeding, waits for Becky to feed and take her to Walmart. Eric probably takes Twinkie out, so Amber can sit some more and feed. On those rare days Becky decides to take her to buy some chokers Amber has to waddle a little, but it's totally worth it. She cruises around Walmart like no tomorrow, they go back home, sit and feed. She pretty much already lives like those people on my 600lbs life.

 

[a dinosaur]

Well technically she's already bed bound or practicing for it, after all she did gain close to 100? pounds while she was with Dustin, but at least they left the house for work and Amber moved around a little. Now? She wakes up around noon, starts feeding, sits on the couch, more feeding, waits for Becky to feed and take her to Walmart. Eric probably takes Twinkie out, so Amber can sit some more and feed. On those rare days Becky decides to take her to buy some chokers Amber has to waddle a little, but it's totally worth it. She cruises around Walmart like no tomorrow, they go back home, sit and feed. She pretty much already lives like those people on my 600lbs life.

She's only a couple dozen waddling footsteps to a car to/from being completely housebound. My 600 Pound Life is the mirror she holds herself up to so infrequently. If she can bend over, get out of bed, sorta wash her own ass... she doesn't need weight-loss surgery or a strict 1200cal diet. She's perfectly fine. Take thee to a Cheesecake Factory, go. Farewell!

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Well technically she's already bed bound or practicing for it, after all she did gain close to 100? pounds while she was with Dustin, but at least they left the house for work and Amber moved around a little. Now? She wakes up around noon, starts feeding, sits on the couch, more feeding, waits for Becky to feed and take her to Walmart. Eric probably takes Twinkie out, so Amber can sit some more and feed. On those rare days Becky decides to take her to buy some chokers Amber has to waddle a little, but it's totally worth it. She cruises around Walmart like no tomorrow, they go back home, sit and feed. She pretty much already lives like those people on my 600lbs life.

Speaking of Eric, how long do we think he and his boyfriend are going to be willing to put up with Amberlynn waddling around the place, sitting on their couch with no pants on, subjecting them and their furnishings to the grim reality of stress incontinence, taking care of her dog and dealing with the spike in food, air conditioning and air freshening bills that AL is most certainly not going to pay her fair share of?

And aside from being a smelly, unsightly and perpetually broke eyesore, she's gonna be omnipresent. She can't leave unless Becky takes her somewhere. All day long she will be there outside of the food and tat jaunts Becky's gonna treat her with after a long day of doing whatever it is that Becky does. And the longer she lives like this the faster she hurls herself toward immobility. Is Eric going to be able to get rid of her before the only removal option will involve the fire department taking out part of a wall when Amber finally has the thrombosis event that is her destiny? How wrecked is their house and bank account going to be when they've finally had enough and not even their friendship with Becky is worth keeping AL around.

It's grimly fascinating. It's like a prequel to all the My 600 Pound Life episodes.

And she's gonna be immobile soon. One misgaged curb, one stumble and she comes down hard on a knee, one broken toe and it's all over. AL is completely unable to manage with crutches and there is no way she can walk in an orthopedic boot. Two weeks of recovery spent off her feet and she won't walk again until she drops a couple hundred pounds. Becky and her queeny pals are one small tumble away from having to put down the fat human version of puppy pads on the bed and giving AL sponge baths.

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

I've thought about it, we all have, but what does Amber actually do during the day? We all fuck-off on our days off and sometimes do nothing, so what does she do the other five days of the week? I'm genuinely curious how someone can spend 80% of the week doing nothing but then say they're too busy, or whatever, to keep a schedule for uploading one or two videos. Like younow that shit. Tell people what you're really doing twelve hours a day that you aren't sleeping.

 

[QueenOfModerationSlay]

I've thought about it, we all have, but what does Amber actually do during the day? We all fuck-off on our days off and sometimes do nothing, so what does she do the other five days of the week? I'm genuinely curious how someone can spend 80% of the week doing nothing but then say they're too busy, or whatever, to keep a schedule for uploading one or two videos. Like younow that shit. Tell people what you're really doing twelve hours a day that you aren't sleeping.

Walmart is always stocking new items, restaurants always have shitty food, Youtube is constantly having new videos to watch, TV always has new shows and episodes.

I remember in an old Krystal era vlog, AL made a whole list of shows and stuff she had to catch up on, and went on about how difficult and busy it makes her, lol, I think that answers your question.

 

[TwinkleTwinkle]

Watching CXNT's upload (you are a queen for sitting through her) I thought you couldn't talk about how much you made from YouTube, I thought that was some rule or some understanding every YouTuber had?

 

[DuckSucker]

Watching CXNT's upload (you are a queen for sitting through her) I thought you couldn't talk about how much you made from YouTube, I thought that was some rule or some understanding every YouTuber had?

I think that may only be if youre partnered with some sort of content management company. As i understand it they dont pay for ads or clicks at the same rate for everyone and dont want some smaller youtube guy who makes like 2 bucks for every 1000 views getting upset when they hear that Pewdiepie makes 10. I think with youtube adsense itself youre free to disclose whatever information, it just looks bad, but adsense pays everyone the same.

 

[princewilliamshairline]

So now this bitch wants to marry Becky... it's been 4 months (a year in AL time i know). Does she think they'll complete some imaginary unholy gay couple trinity in her gf's friend circle or? Maybe she could ride a rented Wal-Mart scooter to the alter

 

[despacito hot cheeto]

For those who don't like to see her subscriber count go up, do what I do (if you don't do this already) - unsub and watch this forum. Someone always lets the Farms know when she uploads something new. Then watch with adblock. Amber ain't getting no money from this gal.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

So now this bitch wants to marry Becky... it's been 4 months (a year in AL time i know). Does she think they'll complete some imaginary unholy gay couple trinity in her gf's friend circle or? Maybe she could ride a rented Wal-Mart scooter to the alter

Ceremony at Walmart, bride and bride ride their scooters to the alter and reception is held at The Golden Corral. Afterwards they cruise together to Cheesecake Factory for their honeymoon.

 

[Bitchinista]

So now this bitch wants to marry Becky... it's been 4 months (a year in AL time i know). Does she think they'll complete some imaginary unholy gay couple trinity in her gf's friend circle or? Maybe she could ride a rented Wal-Mart scooter to the alter

You know she was sitting there taking notes while attending that shotgun wedding with the groom in jeans and sneakers.

 

[dumpster bitch]

Hence why Becks wanted to take an apple for lunch, but the Wal-Mart fiend was like, "That's not a lunch." Completely unfathomable to her to have a single piece of fruit for lunch or even a snack for that matter. Her usual snacks while "counting calories" consisted a piece of fruit, a cheese stick, and something else. A decent meal for most.

Skip to 1:06 for a ~300 calorie snack featuring an apple. She eats meal replacements when she's feeling peckish. Like...?

Her obsession with food is startling. Like in the I STABBED MYSELF video, she was more concerned about eating than taking care of the cut on her hand (which later required stitches). She is feeding a deep, black hole. The food is never going to fill it. She's self-medicated herself to 500 lbs.

She's an addict. She will most likely eat herself to death. One bout of pneumonia and a secondary infection at her current size, and she'll be gone. In 2011, the Heart Attack Grill spokesman Blair River was 575 lb at 6'8" tall and died at the age of 29 within a week of coming down with the flu. Amber is bigger than he was. She's 5'3" and weighs nearly as much as Rivers did, a man who was almost a foot and a half taller than her. She is courting death and acts completely obvious.

She probably wants to die. Living might require some actual effort and discomfort.

 

[Broken Pussy]

So now this bitch wants to marry Becky... it's been 4 months (a year in AL time i know). Does she think they'll complete some imaginary unholy gay couple trinity in her gf's friend circle or? Maybe she could ride a rented Wal-Mart scooter to the alter

AL is a parasite. She probably just thinks that marriage will make it harder for this relationship to end the way her previous ones have, with a desperate scramble to find someone new to attach herself to.

 

[SpokesBottom]

I've thought about it, we all have, but what does Amber actually do during the day? We all fuck-off on our days off and sometimes do nothing, so what does she do the other five days of the week?

I don't understand how she doesn't get tired of just doing nothing all day. I get that she might have depression and that makes it hard for you to want to do anything, but that should also make you tired of just laying there and feeling disgusting and watching the same ten people on YouTube and reading this same forum every day and just nothing.

Her having a real job was honestly the best thing that could have happened to her. It got her out of the house, taught her responsibilities, introduced her to new people, helped her grow and progress as an adult, but too bad that ship has sailed.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

I've thought about it, we all have, but what does Amber actually do during the day? We all fuck-off on our days off and sometimes do nothing, so what does she do the other five days of the week? I'm genuinely curious how someone can spend 80% of the week doing nothing but then say they're too busy, or whatever, to keep a schedule for uploading one or two videos. Like younow that shit. Tell people what you're really doing twelve hours a day that you aren't sleeping.

I don't understand how she doesn't get tired of just doing nothing all day. I get that she might have depression and that makes it hard for you to want to do anything, but that should also make you tired of just laying there and feeling disgusting and watching the same ten people on YouTube and reading this same forum every day and just nothing.

Her having a real job was honestly the best thing that could have happened to her. It got her out of the house, taught her responsibilities, introduced her to new people, helped her grow and progress as an adult, but too bad that ship has sailed.

Being as obese as AL strips you of your ability to do much more than eat and watch tv. Showering is an exhausting ordeal for Amber. If she uses a shower attached to a bathtub she likely experiences max heart rate just lifting her legs over the side of the tub to stand in the shower. She likely takes forever in the bathroom because she can't clean herself easily after using the toilet. Brushing her hair is exhausting because her arms are so fat that it's a workout. Walking from one room to the other is like running a marathon in terms of exertion and how long it takes to get from point A to point B. When you are that winded and worn out from simple daily tasks, when it takes you ten times longer than a fit person to accomplish basic tasks, you don't feel the boredom as acutely as a fit person does because life options for the super morbidly obese are so terribly limited that there is little expectation of doing much more than waddling to chain restaurants and dicking around online.

I'm sure Amber is terribly depressed. Her life sucks and she knows it on some level. But she doesn't experience the depression and the doldrums and misery the way she would if she didn't medicate with food. As long as she has food she won't ever see the downside to this lifestyle that is killing her. Her continual gorging is a maladaptive coping mechanism and in a sick way it has done its job - she feels better when she eats - and she keeps the worst of the depression buried.

 

[GS 281]

Didd she just say hummus is a health food?