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I had a couple of friends over last weekend. At one point we all got bored and decided to sit through the Sonichu audiobooks.

Needless to say, it's always amusing to introduce Sonichu to people who have never even heard of Chris Chan. They always respond with morbid fascination
 
If I could get an interview with Chris, what should I ask?
Ask him to show you his taint.
Actually, all joking aside, asking Chris about his bizarre beliefs would be great. Like we can spare ourselves the gross details of his anatomy, but what he believed what was happening and his magical beliefs and all that would be interesting to hear.

He's really going insane recently. He believes he's talking to people in cwcville and stuff.
 
He's really going insane recently. He believes he's talking to people in cwcville and stuff.
"recently":tomgirl:
If there is an interview to be had, get Chris' opinion on gender, and then, bring up how masculine he acts with examples like his defence of Jessica in "I am with sweetheart". Make him sweat but do it nicely.
 
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If there is an interview to be had, get Chris' opinion on gender, and then, bring up how masculine he acts with examples like his defence of Jessica in "I am with sweetheart". Make him sweat but do it nicely.
Heh, what you do is trick Chris into it. Get him into a conversation about creepy things that men do. Go slow, so he doesn't pick up on it, but basically get him to rant about guys refusing to recognize women's boundaries and being creepy with pet names and stuff like that. Then start bringing up his own tweets and watch him get pissy.
 
Man is Chris-chan already cheating on his Waifu?
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This is a really small detail that always sorted bothered me - When Chris talks about the mating habits of the electric hedgehog Pokemon, he says specifically that Sonees and Rosees can "suckle on their mothers teet - like a milktank" (I'm somehwat paraphrasing) But what really urks me is that he compares it to a milktank, and not a fucking person? Who it's clearly inspired by? I get Chris said it because milktank is also a pokemon, but it just makes me think he's a fucking sociopath
Sociopath seems a bit generous
 
It's hard to believe that the Chandlers haven't been offed by natural selection at this point. I mean I can see Bob being somewhat competant in the real world, consitering he had a somewhat respectable job, but I'm suprised Borb and Chris have lived as long as they have.
 
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