Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

Film Friendo is the racist mexican version of Film Robert.

Mexicans don't have the institutionalized power to be racist anywhere ever. How can you say such libel?

 

[AnOminous]

Don't you mean Film Friendo?

Capeshit Comrade. Cinema Chimp.

 

[Mola Ram]

I think the McDonald's thing is another sign of arrested development. For people of a certain age (and who had even vaguely responsible parents), Mickey D's was a treat you got for the weekends, or if you'd been good while attending some tedious obligation. "Come on, we're going to McDonald's!" the folks would say, and you'd get your Happy Meal, and if it was the sort of Mickey D's that had a playground, you'd climb up on Mayor McCheese and slide down Grimmis and generally have a great time.

Then you grow up and figure out McDonald's is garbage food and you avoid it if you can ... or you think, well hey, I have my own money now, so I can have McDonald's whenever I want! Especially on a lonely Friday night after you've been fighting tooth and nail with right wingers from Twitchy all day.

Me, I'm fixin' up a pan of bucatini amatriciana. Bob can enjoy his toadburgers and clots of fried chicken grease. Cuisine of the superior future ... or of an angry, bitter little boy trapped in a dying diabetic shell.

 

[Done]

Yep, totes not bitter about more popular people dunking on you.

Chris Raygun was esteemed and noteworthy enough for Bob to feel the need to report a video Chris made to criticize him. Which Bob still didn't do with the infamous Sargon video.

Bob's idiocy astounds me. He can't even keep an argument straight, never mind making a good argument.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Me, I'm fixin' up a pan of bucatini amatriciana. Bob can enjoy his toadburgers and clots of fried chicken grease. Cuisine of the superior future ... or of an angry, bitter little boy trapped in a dying diabetic shell.

Makes me wonder if Bob has gone to Five Guys since Gamergate started, or not since it would probably trigger his memories of his "Desert Storm" or insert whichever American conflict here.

 

[Bob Page]

Me, I'm fixin' up a pan of bucatini amatriciana. Bob can enjoy his toadburgers and clots of fried chicken grease. Cuisine of the superior future ... or of an angry, bitter little boy trapped in a dying diabetic shell.

I'm fixing up some teriyaki chicken and noodles for dinner as well.

I also really hate how blobbo likes to make posts about doing volunteer work for the sake of becoming amongst the elites. Motherfucker, you do volunteer work to put the needs of the community before your own, not for political gain. Not to :powerlevel: but though I'm an atheist, I frequently help out at my local church's food pantry, where we buy food, put it in a room in the church and we give some to the elderly or those less fortunate. I do it because I wanted to, not to make a political point. For Bob to use charity as a tool is really sickening.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Me, I'm fixin' up a pan of bucatini amatriciana. Bob can enjoy his toadburgers and clots of fried chicken grease. Cuisine of the superior future ... or of an angry, bitter little boy trapped in a dying diabetic shell.

I'm fixing up some teriyaki chicken and noodles for dinner as well.

I also really hate how blobbo likes to make posts about doing volunteer work for the sake of becoming amongst the elites. Motherfucker, you do volunteer work to put the needs of the community before your own, not for political gain. Not to :powerlevel: but though I'm an atheist, I frequently help out at my local church's food pantry, where we buy food, put it in a room in the church and we give some to the elderly or those less fortunate. I do it because I wanted to, not to make a political point. For Bob to use charity as a tool is really sickening.

Cooking is definitely a skill that Blob would need to learn if his "superior" future ever happened. Also, good for you to put aside differences to help out your community.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Chris Raygun was esteemed and noteworthy enough for Bob to feel the need to report a video Chris made to criticize him. Which Bob still didn't do with the infamous Sargon video.

Bob's idiocy astounds me. He can't even keep an argument straight, never mind making a good argument.

What's funny was that Bob at one point had the gall to dismiss Chris' criticisms of him by calling him a nobody. The fact that he reported a video by Chris earlier than that shows that somebody's only a nobody to Bob when it's convenient.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Cooking is definitely a skill that Blob would need to learn if his "superior" future ever happened.

Additionally, what place do farmers have in Bob's "superior" future? Aren't they a part of the obsolete class he wants to replace? My money is that he probably wants to replace them with migrant workers who know jack-all about agriculture aside from picking produce, or give the land to his preferred corporations. This would surely work well because land redistribution has worked so well for Zimbabwe.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Cooking is definitely a skill that Blob would need to learn if his "superior" future ever happened. Also, good for you to put aside differences to help out your community.

Additionally, what place do farmers have in Bob's "superior" future? Aren't they a part of the obsolete class he wants to replace? My money is that he probably wants to replace them with migrant workers who know jack-all about agriculture aside from picking produce, or give the land to his preferred corporations. This would surely work well because land redistribution has worked so well for Zimbabwe.

He's mentioned that it'd all be automated in the Superior Future. I don't know what he believes will happen with migrant workers besides vaguely implying they'll just change gears and get into a "Superior" career like some tech job. I also don't know why he thinks pulling foreigners into your country for work and then taking it away won't lead to them teaming up with the people you already put out of work to assfuck you.

 

[[username]]

Additionally, what place do farmers have in Bob's "superior" future? Aren't they a part of the obsolete class he wants to replace?

Two words: Moon wheat.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Two words: Moon wheat.

That would mean that they would have to build something to contain all of that.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I also don't know why he thinks pulling foreigners into your country for work and then taking it away won't lead to them teaming up with the people you already put out of work to assfuck you.

Bob is racist as fuck and thinks the little brown people will just fall in line with the Dems no matter what.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob is racist as fuck and thinks the little brown people will just fall in line with the Dems no matter what.

>tfw you try to make the Superior Future but it turns out that John, Juan, and Muhammad want to put your head on a pike way more than they want to fight each other

 

[HY 140]

Bob is racist as fuck and thinks the little brown people will just fall in line with the Dems no matter what.

secretly he wishes to own a factory where his slaves can make nintendo merch for him

 

[Positron]

That would mean that they would have to build something to contain all of that.

His stomach?

 

[HY 140]

Cooking is definitely a skill that Blob would need to learn if his "superior" future ever happened

nah he's too lazy for cooking, he seems like survives only on mario spaghettios and hungry man meals

 

[UglyOldJafar]

In times like this, always remember this little game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AGoBJ7KWBw

It also helps finding some of Bob's most precious tweets to report.

 

[BubbleButt]

It's both hilarious and sad that Blob doesn't realize he's on the downslope of the hill that is his internet career. We're all a little gobsmacked, I know I am, that he makes 4k a month on Patreon but if he had one of those when he was featured on The Escapist and his bitterness was more nuanced it would have probably been at least twice that amount.

Dude's heading for a nadir that he's not going to be able to escape from real quick

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm sorry, a "pretty good" fighting average? When have your muscles not had the consistency of jello?

Also, what school in Boston is exceptional enough to hire him?

Facts? Welcome to blockland, asshole.

Sperging about movies.

And electoral math.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Me, I'm fixin' up a pan of bucatini amatriciana. Bob can enjoy his toadburgers and clots of fried chicken grease. Cuisine of the superior future ... or of an angry, bitter little boy trapped in a dying diabetic shell.

I'm fixing up some teriyaki chicken and noodles for dinner as well.

Great, you guys really made me want noodles for dinner tonight.