Surtur and littlebiscuits guide to F.A.T.A.L

[c-no]

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/FATAL
This where I learned about FATAL and how terrifying it is. I particulry like the part about how you can accidently rape an opponent in the middle of combat.

Would of posted that but you beat me so I'll leave this here. Anyone familiar with Conservapedia?
http://www.conservapedia.com/F.A.T.A.L.

 

[littlebiscuits]

Everyone, please roll for pedophilia.

 

[Surtur]

Is this game all Roll-playing or this there a part where I can decide how to play my character and the numbers don't decide?

Its a roll-players wetdream

 

[littlebiscuits]

Everyone, please roll for Raptophilia.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Would of posted that but you beat me so I'll leave this here. Anyone familiar with Conservapedia?
http://www.conservapedia.com/F.A.T.A.L.

Assfly deleted the article c-no.

 

[Surtur]

Spoiler: ORIGINAL ALIGNMENT SYSTEM! DO NOT STEAL!

Spoiler: WHY?!

WHY IS THIS NEEDED?! WHY DO I NEED TO SOLVE THIS FUCKING EQUATION TO DETERMINE MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY?! WHY?!

 

[Surtur]

Roll to see if you are a bastard. I am assuming Byron Hall rolled a 1 on this.

 

[littlebiscuits]

Everyone, please roll for Vaginismus. BTW you people actually have to roll for these. They're the penalties for re-rolling any other state. Which will be like,all the time since you roll for everything, so enjoy your vaginismus!!11!!!

 

[littlebiscuits]

 

[Surtur]

In FATAL world, gay people can never been happily married.

 

[littlebiscuits]

Notice how he reverses serfs and peasant!

 

[Surtur]

I am calling my duck my "little human" from now on.

 

[c-no]

Assfly deleted the article c-no.

Welp. Never mind then. Either way, it did say the game itself was a violation of human decency.

 

[littlebiscuits]

A women's cup size determines weather she is a lesbian, doncha know?

 

[littlebiscuits]

@Surtur rolled a 99 on this one, btw.

 

[Surtur]

WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO ROLL A d10,000,000?!

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

LOL

Good ole FATAL.

so ya..not a chance in hell. I have enough mental scars already

 

[Surtur]

Me and biscuits discussed this, and we both realized that no culture in the history of ever has ever done this. This came out of this mans deranged mind.

 

[littlebiscuits]

This is the most arbitrarily random and hilarious thing in the entire book. Why? Why is any of that necessary? He made up a word and everything.

 

[Surtur]

ROLL FOR CRIME!