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paulmcfartney111 said:
I think eli has deleted some twitter posts in the last 10 hours
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Can't see any missing... were there any after him saying he failed to kill the PM and then discussing stuff with Jace about going or not going to Gaza (ending with him saying "Yes, I'm going. Chill dude!" just with worse spelling)?
 
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OBAMATRON said:
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If Eli dies then he's not getting a funeral. He's getting dumped in a shallow grave in the middle of nowhere.

Of course, Jace being totally fucktarded as he is, he's never going to figure out Eli died if the tweets stop coming. He'll just whine about Eli not "Finishing the mission"
 
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Optimus Prime said:
If Eli dies then he's not getting a funeral. He's getting dumped in a shallow grave in the middle of nowhere.

Of course, Jace being totally fucktarded as he is, he's never going to figure out Eli died if the tweets stop coming. He'll just whine about Eli not "Finishing the mission"
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Well then that would be his own damn fault. Deagle Nation doesn't accept anything but the most fiercely disciplined and trained battle-stoners and parkour wolfs. If Eli dies he will only prove that he never had what it takes to wield the realistic and tactical air soft Deagle of real marines and we shouldn't feel sorry for him.
 
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ReiTsubomi said:
Well then that would be his own damn fault. Deagle Nation doesn't accept anything but the most fiercely disciplined and trained battle-stoners and parkour wolfs. If Eli dies he will only prove that he never had what it takes to wield the realistic and tactical air soft Deagle of real marines and we shouldn't feel sorry for him.
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It would also mean that Jace was wrong to trust him with the mission.

But that's impossible. Jace is never wrong.
 
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Woody Chan said:
I think the real shame now is that we cant do anything to make sure Eli returns home safely. He had the chance to go to the embassy and he didnt take it.

As much as I dont want him to die, its all at him at this stage
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Is there any indication that Gail knows what her idiot son is doing?
 
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GREEDY FIREMAN said:
Is there any indication that Gail knows what her idiot son is doing?
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Absolutly none. Really the only hope at this stage (both for jace and for eli!) are that his folks come home real soon. At which point he will need to arrange a emergancy extraction.

Assuming hes still alive by then, of course. Unless he does something Super Super Stupid though, hes good.
 
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I don't even care what the outcome is anymore. I suspect Eli will be fine but end up spending a month or so there. Jace will eventually get bored with it all and stop sending money and Eli will have to call his parents to come get him. Afterwards, Jace will find some shit head reason for why this mission proved he was right.

Everything will return to normal since all these guys are absolutely retarded.

Again we should all just sit back and enjoy the show. ;)
 
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Varis said:
It would also mean that Jace was wrong to trust him with the mission.

But that's impossible. Jace is never wrong.
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Or... He sent Eli to die the entire time because we already know if Eli dies, Jace will be convinced of the conspiracy either way. (Muslims killed my friend/He couldn't find anything because they kept using Islamic terrorist cult magic to keep hidden) So if Eli dies he will have his definite proof in his head that Al-Gamerfood exists and is coming to get him. He couldn't risk telling Eli it was a literal suicide mission. So in this case, Jace wouldn't be wrong. We all know when he is wrong he circles back and comes up with even more bullshit.
 
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If Eli lives, he's not getting the XBone because he failed the mission. If Eli dies, it's just a matter of time before Tyce asks for the XBone since Eli can't get it any more. Either way, it's going to create another Deagle Nation civil war.
 
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StallChaser said:
If Eli lives, he's not getting the XBone because he failed the mission. If Eli dies, it's just a matter of time before Tyce asks for the XBone since Eli can't get it any more. Either way, it's going to create another Deagle Nation civil war.
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Man, this really reminds me of the good OL' days after 9/11.
 
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StallChaser said:
If Eli lives, he's not getting the XBone because he failed the mission. If Eli dies, it's just a matter of time before Tyce asks for the XBone since Eli can't get it any more. Either way, it's going to create another Deagle Nation civil war.
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Jace said if Eli dies he will bury him with the Xbone so he might just get one after all. This is really a lose lose scenario for Eli.
 
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