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How is it I read through an entire thread that was started on the 20th of last month and Eli is still fucking stuck in Israel.

I hope he can just forget about Jace. Maybe he can find an exploitable young jewish girl that doesn't know much english, maybe a good pot dealer too, and just settle down and let bygones be bygones.
 
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OBAMATRON said:
Are Jace and Eli related? How do people this stupid and crazy meet?
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I suspect that when all the normal people left the room to get away from them, Jace and crew were left behind, looked around, and saw each other. Something like that anyways. Spergs of a feather flock together.
The Dude said:
He sprinkles it with meth.
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Organic vegan meth.
 
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balcolm said:
How is it I read through an entire thread that was started on the 20th of last month and Eli is still fucking stuck in Israel.

I hope he can just forget about Jace. Maybe he can find an exploitable young jewish girl that doesn't know much english, maybe a good pot dealer too, and just settle down and let bygones be bygones.
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But he'll need to get back. Advanced Warfare's siren song allures him.
 
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A-№1 said:
Nickelback, huh?

I would have expected gigs and gigs of dick pics. Somehow I'm almost disappointed in those gamerfood weens for missing an opportunity.
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I think it being something mundane and even something Jace liked makes it funnier in the long run. If it's dick shots then he'd think it was totally evidence of DickSquad somehow. Nickelback seems harder to twist into "proof" that there's a conspiracy against him. The real question is will anyone help him decrypt it or will Jace just forever think of it as sensitive terrorist documents he can't crack? Will he pass it on to his accidental FAS child as some kind of legacy while he's on his death bed?

"Son, you come from a long line of future marines. -COUGH- For 40 gay ass years I've been taking down the tangos.. but.. you need to finish the fight. Take this flash drive which your Aunt Eli hacked from Al-Gamerfood. YOU will be the dream. -coughs up Monster- Now, stop looking like a sped faggot and live... by.. the bullet. Also this is me roleplaying TAHAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
 
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I think it being something mundane and even something Jace liked makes it funnier in the long run. If it's dick shots then he'd think it was totally evidence of DickSquad somehow. Nickelback seems harder to twist into "proof" that there's a conspiracy against him. The real question is will anyone help him decrypt it or will Jace just forever think of it as sensitive terrorist documents he can't crack? Will he pass it on to his accidental FAS child as some kind of legacy while he's on his death bed?

"Son, you come from a long line of future marines. -COUGH- For 40 gay ass years I've been taking down the tangos.. but.. you need to finish the fight. Take this flash drive which your Aunt Eli hacked from Al-Gamerfood. YOU will be the dream. -coughs up Monster- Now, stop looking like a sped faggot and live... by.. the bullet. Also this is me roleplaying TAHAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
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I get the feeling that Jace won't be able to open the files that Eli sends him and will twist that into proof of the conspiracy. "Gamers I just received like a bunch of files from Eli that prove that Hamas really is Al-Gamerfood I was going to extract Eli but he is doing to good at his job to stop now. Ummm I can't get these files open, tcchhh that's gay Eli is a Fag ." He then promptly threatens to leave Eli stranded in Israel again if he doesn't get real intel.
 
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Seriously this all be funnier if its the one album Nickelback released on 9/11.
 
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CWCissey said:
Jace will then be charged with attempted terrorism and gets to play a real life F.A.T.A.L in prison.
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The Dude said:
Please roll for anal circumference.
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He can't! As brilliant the game designers were, the anal circumference table only contained the modifier column for children, not manchildren.

As Jace (and F.A.T.A.L. designers) would say in unison, this is not realistic.
 
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DeagleDad420 said:
Some facts of the situation:
  1. Eli is still currently in Israel. Specifically he's around Tel Aviv with frequent forays into the northern region.
  2. Eli is actually finding "leads" but they are just as retarded as you would expect.
  3. Eli's "websites" that he is "hacking" is really just going back and forth between Internet cafes in ridiculous disguises, downloading encrypted files from random Arabic websites with links to Rapidshare .rars and putting them on a flash drive before sneaking away. He literally spends several hours a day doing this.
  4. Most of the encrypted files are TrueCrypt containers filled with Nickelback albums. Eli has about 15 gigs worth of copies of the same Nickelback album sitting on his laptop by now.
  5. Eli is living on Jace's dime at some hostel in Tel Aviv. Jace is still sending him money regularly. He has a specific salary where he sends him money based on the amount of and quality of information he gathers. He claims he's attempting to save up for a plane ticket back.
  6. Eli is paranoid about Gamerfood/twitter trolls trying to kill him after the last couple incidents so he isn't posting any videos or tweeting, which is stupid because these videos/tweets help to convince Jace that he is "completing the mission" and therefore get him more cash.
The funniest part is I wouldn't have even known if Eli didn't completely fuck up during a file-downloading mission and blow his cover. Hi Eli.
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Great intel, but you still haven't answered the most important question: did he really Finish Jerking Off?
 
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Shadow Fox said:
This is some SEELE-level fuckery going on.
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DeagleDad420 said:
Stop getting mad about Jace
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Where did that even come from? How can someone be mad about Jace and Co. who doesn't even care enough to know who is doing what to them?
Gamerfood wasn't remotely involved in anything that I described, it was the work of one Frank Williams
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And that matters how?

I understand that Jace is your very own personal lolcow, but you have to understand that not everyone gives as many fucks about him and his associates to learn every detail of their lives as you do. That's not getting mad. It's just not giving a damn.
 
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1. Stop getting mad at Jace
2. Stop getting mad at people who get mad at Jace

Both derail the thread and seem to come out of the wordwork more during a lull in the action/content.


SO to get the ball rolling again.
Has anyone thought about the difference in electrical outlets used in Israel versus America? Looking at these picture you can see they use a different standard.

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Why do I bring this up? Couldn't Eli simply buy an adapter? Absolutely he could. He would need an adapter in order to charge both his laptop and phone which he was sending so many tweets from. But remember....Eli didn't even get "Islams" until his third day in Israel. There is no way his phone would have lasted that long and he couldn't have purchased an adapter until that third day with his new shekels. And no...he isn't smart enough to bring one from home.

I'm getting a bit too minor and I'm not going to make some massive speculation, but its fun to think about little holes in the operation like this.
Take from this what you will. Keep going Eli.
 
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