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Burned Man said:
You won't think its so silly when Tupac releases his next album thanking Jace and Eli, and starting a Deagle Nation fashion line.
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"The Deagle Nation fashion line will feature - sorry if I get this wrong - 'memes', and we've decided to call it 'CafePress'. ...sorry, I'm a bit out of loop, having been hidden in a bunker for a long time..."
 
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So, considering that Eli is stuck there for a month now and isn't going to come up with any good "intel" on tupac other than nickelback songs because, lets face it, tupac's fucking dead, how long is it going to take until he starts feeding Jace false intel so he can go back home? What is he even doing there other than playing runescape and downloading nickelback songs?
I mean, is seriously nobody missing this guy after he's been gone for a whole month? I'm not sure if I remember this correctly, but didn't Jace say Eli was in college?
 
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Fernando said:
So, considering that Eli is stuck there for a month now and isn't going to come up with any good "intel" on tupac other than nickelback songs because, lets face it, tupac's fucking dead, how long is it going to take until he starts feeding Jace false intel so he can go back home? What is he even doing there other than playing runescape and downloading nickelback songs?
I mean, is seriously nobody missing this guy after he's been gone for a whole month? I'm not sure if I remember this correctly, but didn't Jace say Eli was in college?
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I thought Eli went to college.

Either way, it can't be a very good course if he was dumb enough to go through with this...

Also, I think Eli's stuck there. Jace has no intention of bringing him back.
 
WWWWolf said:
"The Deagle Nation fashion line will feature - sorry if I get this wrong - 'memes', and we've decided to call it 'CafePress'. ...sorry, I'm a bit out of loop, having been hidden in a bunker for a long time..."
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Deagle nation brand sunglasses to hide those none lazy eyes. A fine selection of tactical head ware to hide that growing bald spot. 40 different meme shirts hand picked by Jace. Shirts and hoodies with images of various wolves doing chill things. And monster brand hydration back packs. And maybe some Eli memorial gear to commemorate Deagle Nation's finest secret agent.
Fernando said:
So, considering that Eli is stuck there for a month now and isn't going to come up with any good "intel" on tupac other than nickelback songs because, lets face it, tupac's fucking dead, how long is it going to take until he starts feeding Jace false intel so he can go back home? What is he even doing there other than playing runescape and downloading nickelback songs?
I mean, is seriously nobody missing this guy after he's been gone for a whole month? I'm not sure if I remember this correctly, but didn't Jace say Eli was in college?
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I think he has other mission objectives like finding the gamerfood headquarters and assassinating the prime minister. I don't know the last time either of them even mentioned Tupac.
 
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Fernando said:
So, considering that Eli is stuck there for a month now and isn't going to come up with any good "intel" on tupac other than nickelback songs because, lets face it, tupac's fucking dead, how long is it going to take until he starts feeding Jace false intel so he can go back home? What is he even doing there other than playing runescape and downloading nickelback songs?
I mean, is seriously nobody missing this guy after he's been gone for a whole month? I'm not sure if I remember this correctly, but didn't Jace say Eli was in college?
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Truth be told, if Eli just flat-out said that he'd killed the prime minister and taken Tupac to a safehaven in Molvania, is there any way Jace would know the difference? I'm sure video and photos could be edited that would be convincing enough.
 
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steelsheep said:
This is why I have a hard time being sympathetic towards Jace. He managed to drag this poor idiot into his autistic crusades and doesn't seem to care at all that he's potentially in serious trouble.
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Not only this, but Eli must get to gaza in order to prove his theory is correct!

Just coming back with encrypted files isnt going to be good enough!
 
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Woody Chan said:
Not only this, but Eli must get to gaza in order to prove his theory is correct!

Just coming back with encrypted files isnt going to be good enough!
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GET IN THERE AND FINISH THE FIGHT SOLDIER TAHAAAA :jace:

Good thing that Gaza is more or less retard-proof as of late.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Truth be told, if Eli just flat-out said that he'd killed the prime minister and taken Tupac to a safehaven in Molvania, is there any way Jace would know the difference? I'm sure video and photos could be edited that would be convincing enough.
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I don't think Jace would buy it. I don't think Jace would believe Eli until it was on CNN and Tupac was at his house. I believe he would just go, "No you didn't. stop being a faggot and go to Gaza." I think Jace might ask for a trophy to prove Eli Killed the prime minister like a finger or an ear, or his entire head. I could see Eli actually accomplishing his mission and still being stuck in Israel for a couple of weeks before Jace could verify the mission was a success.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Truth be told, if Eli just flat-out said that he'd killed the prime minister and taken Tupac to a safehaven in Molvania, is there any way Jace would know the difference? I'm sure video and photos could be edited that would be convincing enough.
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Eli is definitely not smart enough to collaborate with people who would help him with this.
 
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Burned Man said:
I don't think Jace would buy it. I don't think Jace would believe Eli until it was on CNN and Tupac was at his house. I believe he would just go, "No you didn't. stop being a faggot and go to Gaza." I think Jace might ask for a trophy to prove Eli Killed the prime minister like a finger or an ear, or his entire head. I could see Eli actually accomplishing his mission and still being stuck in Israel for a couple of weeks before Jace could verify the mission was a success.
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He could bring Jace a boar's heart and say it was the Prime Minister's.
 
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ReiTsubomi said:
All this radio silence makes me worried that Eli may not be jacking off properly. I hope he's doing ok down there.
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He has to engage in Black Ops Masturbation, where he sneaks into enemy bases and jacks off in their toilets before running away.

It's all a part of the intense Parkour Fighting Style COMMANDER STRYKER taught him.
 
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If stoner is a synonym for parkour master, who knows what other gems Eli's vocabulary has.
 
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