LGBT 4/10 - Chris Comes out as Bisexual

Does Chris want the pickle know?

  • Yes

    Votes: 160 17.1%
  • No

    Votes: 45 4.8%
  • He doesn't know what bisexual means

    Votes: 730 78.1%

  • Total voters
    935
I don't know why I am suspicious over this. Why is my first reaction to believe he thinks he can manipulate the LeGoBoTs community to get friends, lesbian gal-pals to rub dirty parts together and make his situation a cause celeb to have people donate to him or something?
Also again, since idea douche, I'm not jumping on any news, even this. Did he say this while holding onto Optimus Prime? Was he wearing his school ring? Whatever. Not biting on this for a while.
 
I don't know why I am suspicious over this. Why is my first reaction to believe he thinks he can manipulate the LeGoBoTs community to get friends, lesbian gal-pals to rub dirty parts together and make his situation a cause celeb to have people donate to him or something?

Because this is CWC we're talking about and that's exactly a stunt he'd pull for the chance at getting his hands on that ever elusive 'China'?
 
The funniest part is that I was talking with some friends who aren’t Kiwis about the polyamory thing, and one of them said that the hearts he put out in that tweet were the colors of the bisexual flag, and that they thought he might have changed what he thinks of his sexuality. I said that’s probably giving him too much credit to be able to hint at it like that, and it turns out they’re right!

To those of you out there, you know who you are, and I owe you a gift basket.
 
Is this going to be like bad porn where some attractive says she wants a threesome with two penises, and she forces Chris to do gay stuff with some guy?

Either way, it's hillarious, if somesos can convince he's bi, then I'm sure they convinced him he's a tranny, neither of which are true. Can't wait for his retardo sweethearts to convince him he's a straight woman or bug chaser.
 
Is Chris truly expressing a deep repressed desire for other males? Has he been lured into a trap by promise of china? Or maybe he's just... pulling your pickle.
I'm really starting to believe the male idiot was tricked into thinking he was bisexual because he's "dating" two idiots idiots, who he is sexually attracted to.
 
What's the current bounty for butt-banging Chris doggystyle and providing proof? Just lolz ain't enough
A bullet to the head

So I see has reached the next stage.

Soon the circle will be complete and he'll go right back to saying he was straight the whole fucking time.
Once completed, the dark demon god Authulu will start his 1000 year reign of autism
 
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