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CareercowRobert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
He really is hankering for someone to get his ass fired, isn't he? If he does get fired, I hope he stays unemployed at least five times as longer than me.
If the happy day comes where ScreenRant and Geek.com decide to sever their relationship with Film Robert, I go the other direction. I hope he gets a job right away. Something menial and suited to his talents -- some miserable retail stint or the like. Just imagine how salty his Twitter feed will get then.
If the happy day comes where ScreenRant and Geek.com decide to sever their relationship with Film Robert, I go the other direction. I hope he gets a job right away. Something menial and suited to his talents -- some miserable retail stint or the like. Just imagine how salty his Twitter feed will get then.
It's also assuming they don't do a background check before the interview and realise that employing someone who wants to genocide their primary employee base might not be the best idea.
Let's say Bob did get to interview though, I think it might go something like this:
Interviewer: So, what skills and experience have you got?
Bob: I once made a three hour review of Batman v Superman.
Interviewer: Right... what would you do if someone came into our store wanting to buy a copy of Batman v Superman?
Bob: I'd tell them naht to and direct them towards the Mahvel films that represent the superior future. DC represents the inferior pahst.
Interviewer: Superior Future?
Bob: Yeah. It'll happen when all the stupid, mediocre white people who vote Republican die off so we can start growing wheat on the moon.
Interviewer: You do know we expect every person who comes into the store to be treated with dignity and respect right?
It's also assuming they don't do a background check before the interview and realise that employing someone who wants to genocide their primary employee base might not be the best idea.
Let's say Bob did get to interview though, I think it might go something like this:
Interviewer: So, what skills and experience have you got?
Bob: I once made a three hour review of Batman v Superman.
Interviewer: Right... what would you do if someone came into our store wanting to buy a copy of Batman v Superman?
Bob: I'd tell them naht to and direct them towards the Mahvel films that represent the superior future. DC represents the inferior pahst.
Interviewer: Superior Future?
Bob: Yeah. It'll happen when all the stupid, mediocre white people who vote Republican die off so we can start growing wheat on the moon.
Interviewer: You do know we expect every person who comes into the store to be treated with dignity and respect right?
Hey Tony it's Bob can I get some deep fried Zucchini, deep fried mushrooms, French fries, jalapeno poppers, & onion rings. Oh and a diet coke I'm dieting.
Bob should follow his forced meme. He's well known for being a fucking idiot. Why hasn't he ended himself? Oh wait, it's because people actually think he's good.
I assumed Bob is basically one of the Boomers from Left 4 Dead and you should clear out when he dies because he's going to explode.
I like how Bob claims he's a "fast draw" and has been since the Boy Scouts. For one, skills atrophy if you don't spend time practicing and improving upon them. Two- I must have missed the merit badge for advanced combat shooting that Bob so obviously has.
A scout probably (and in Mass, this is a big maybe) spent some time with pellet guns and .22s. Maybe shotguns. Of which only the basics transfer over to combat shooting. But I suppose Bob's mind is so warped by video games and movies that he assumes once you learn how to use the basic thing you are an instant expert in all other things in that category.
Which is why right after earning my motorcycle endorsement on a 250cc single I went to win the Isle of Man TT the very next week! Oh wait, I didn't, because that's not how reality works.
You just know he thinks he's a crack shot because he is good at Duck Hunt at home, and has the high score at the Time Cop 3 machine at his theater. You just frigging know it. Lol
Bob just admitted the superior future is exactly what we have now but with a more diverse 1% and less push for social reform.
For all his posturing he has a really Conservative world view.
EDIT-I'm not even sure how this will work out better from Bobs pespective, is he hoping social intertia will somehow mean everyone has it good because all the plebs are inspiring by a black dude in avengers and your corporate shitheads sometimes being women?
Bob just admitted the superior future is exactly what we have now but with a more diverse 1% and less push for social reform.
For all his posturing he has a really Conservative world view.
EDIT-I'm not even sure how this will work out better from Bobs pespective, is he hoping social intertia will somehow mean everyone has it good because all the plebs are inspiring by a black dude in avengers and your corporate shitheads sometimes being women?
I'm trying to find the tweet again but his logic is basically "immigrants=good/'smart'" for voting for his preferred party and he has a strong belief that if the American government destroyed its borders while pursuing mass immigration that we will create a Master Race of people who "adapted" to that future instead of the "mediocre" who exist because they're protected as Americans.
Think a bizarro version of the ideas "white genocide" types have where he actively wants to destroy his own countrymen because he thinks non-white intellectual supermen will be on the other end instead of the plot of every other dystopian story.
Bob just admitted the superior future is exactly what we have now but with a more diverse 1% and less push for social reform.
For all his posturing he has a really Conservative world view.
EDIT-I'm not even sure how this will work out better from Bobs perspective, is he hoping social inertia will somehow mean everyone has it good because all the plebs are inspiring by a black dude in avengers and your corporate shitheads sometimes being women?
Bobby has no problem with conservativism, just as he has no problem with totalitarianism. To him, all social systems are supposed to have just one goal: to engender the arbitrary moon-wheat social justice paradise his Overladies envision. There Is No Bad Tactics. If society is such that all white men are enslaved and kept in the deepest dungeons, Bobby would be the staunchest Conservative -- if he had any political say in that situation at all!
BTW I love how he thinks Rodham is somehow non-Establishment.
I want to know where Blob got this notion of Christianity being this Old Testament, Fire and Brimstone Juggernaut of Patriarchy. Last time I checked, the Catholic church (arguably the most Patriarchal Christian church of them all since they still don't allow women to be priests,) was the biggest force pushing immigration and Globalism in the world today. Pope Francis agrees with Bob on gun control and a shit ton of other issues. I think Bob himself admitted to being a Catholic in his youth, but it doesn't sound like Sr. Chipman forced religion down his throat, so why all the religious hate? If all of the religions of the world all threw up their hands tomorrow and said: "You can f*ck whomever you want and gays can get married now!" then what would Bob do? What would serve as his towering, worldwide conspiracy strawman after that point? (Activision perhaps? It did do 9/11....)
I'm trying to find the tweet again but his logic is basically "immigrants=good/'smart'" for voting for his preferred party and he has a strong belief that if the American government destroyed its borders while pursuing mass immigration that we will create a Master Race of people who "adapted" to that future instead of the "mediocre" who exist because they're protected as Americans.
Think a bizarro version of the ideas "white genocide" types have where he actively wants to destroy his own countrymen because he thinks non-white intellectual supermen will be on the other end instead of the plot of every other dystopian story.
It still doesn't make any sense when you take into account that mass immigration will only really flood someone with low or uneducated peoples that will lead to a further lowering of standards in your state, too many people of one culture type that could have secessionist ideas, and the severe breakdown of social trust among the society. The only way I see this idea that he loves immigrants is simply because they will vote for the party that promises handouts with they tow the line and toil at extremely low paying jobs as some form of Neo-Serfdom. Bob is unironically a Monarchist as well seeing that he believes a small chosen few are best to lead the country with a top down approach and everyone else should know their betters.
I'm trying to find the tweet again but his logic is basically "immigrants=good/'smart'" for voting for his preferred party and he has a strong belief that if the American government destroyed its borders while pursuing mass immigration that we will create a Master Race of people who "adapted" to that future instead of the "mediocre" who exist because they're protected as Americans.
Think a bizarro version of the ideas "white genocide" types have where he actively wants to destroy his own countrymen because he thinks non-white intellectual supermen will be on the other end instead of the plot of every other dystopian story.
Bob should just move to Mexico if he believes that.
That might legitimately be a good idea for him. He'd be able to afford more than a basement then, and he's unlikely to be victimised by criminals given he almost never goes outside.
