Today I have... Thread.

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I programmed a little robot I bought a few years for college to beep the Imperial March, spin in circles, and twirl little pencils with streamers attached.

It made my grand-daughter laugh and clap.

I'm winning at life.

 

[Pvt. Shitpost]

Just ate 3 bananas

 

[Okkervils]

Today I have a fetus with hiccups. Feels weird af but kinda tickles

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Today I found The Racial Slur Database...

http://www.rsdb.org

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Today I taught my grand-daughter the "Head and shoulders... knees and toes..." song.

 

[Voltaire]

Today I jacked off

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I met with a couple people that I haven't seen in roughly 8-10 years.
And on my way home, I was caught by a speed trap on a road that I used to travel daily for several years that had its maximum speed reduced a week ago.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

ate with the family for an early Father's Day. was bretty gewd 9/10

 

[Hummingbird]

Today I discovered that a potential friend is really a lying, manipulative, occasionally abusive, stealing drug addict. Good thing the neighbors were willing to tell me all of this before I even let him into my apartment.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Today I discovered that a potential friend is really a lying, manipulative, occasionally abusive, stealing drug addict. Good thing the neighbors were willing to tell me all of this before I even let him into my apartment.

Did you meet my cousin? Did he get out of jail early?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Today I ate ice cream and got an ice cream headache, but since it's over 100, I can live with that.

I found a box of 100 pads of post-it notes in my storage locker. I do not recall purchasing that many.

 

[Hummingbird]

Did you meet my cousin? Did he get out of jail early?

Does he have three kids and one of them is in Arizonia?

 

[Black Waltz]

almost passed out from heat stroke at work

 

[RADICALGOBLIN]

Browsed StockX for like 4 hours

 

[gachacunt]

Did some major file organization and almost dozed off to sleep four times.

 

[Black Waltz]

had a panic attack on the bus, almost passed out at work again, tore a hole in one of my favorite shirts, and then tripped over railroad tracks

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Today I got the stomach flu. Now I have to spend the rest of the week in my bed vomiting and being in pain.

Thanks Trump!1

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Watched a documentary on Amazon Prime about the history of the toilet that was mostly in dubbed Welsh.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Today I went shopping with my mom and grandma and saw a dude wearing a Hero Quest. Rock on dude.

 

[DildoGaggins]

Had to wait almost two hours after my scheduled appointment time to see my gynecologist, and she saw me for about 10 minutes max. God I hate her.