Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[Jigglyjogglers]

He's getting in some shit on /cow/
https://8ch.net/cow/res/502646.html#504997

Well that probably ruined his "Chris got extorted"-fueled masturbation session.

 

[GS 281]

Well that probably ruined his "Chris got extorted"-fueled masturbation session.

im surprised he hasnt tried any other boards.

 

[The Fool]

Every time Hirtes does what must have been days or even weeks worth of solid shitposting and ban/block-bypassing, I can't help but think of the horrified face he'll make on his death bed when he realizes that was his life. It makes me smirk.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Every time Hirtes does what must have been days or even weeks worth of solid shitposting and ban/block-bypassing, I can't help but think of the horrified face he'll make on his death bed when he realizes that was his life. It makes me smirk.

I really don't credit him with enough self-awareness to realize that was a waste. He'll probably gurgle his last into his stained, bare mattress thinking "That showed 'em... that last comment won't be deleted... that's the one that'll win it for me... yeah..."

 

[CIA Nigger]

He's getting in some shit on /cow/
https://8ch.net/cow/res/502646.html#504997

He's been racking up bans left and right for ban evasion right now.

 

[Done]

Look at this post, let it sink in, Hirtes is so incredibly autistic and obsessive, he can't even suppress his hate-boner enough to not stand-out on an anonymous imageboard! This isn't a new thing either, every time I browse CWC stuff on /Cow/, I find at least five "Hi, Hirtes, kys." posts.

Stay autistic and neck yourself in your flea-ridden fursuit, Hirtes, you'll totally troll Chris if you do, he will drop his LEGOs and Vidya for one entire minute, and let out the wet fart that exemplifies your entire tugboat-fueled existence on God's green earth, but it will really be worth it.

 

[GethN7]

Sad part is that /cow/'s tolerance for shitting up the place is far higher than it is here.

And this dickhead STILL managed to get banhammered despite the fact they will put up with far more faggotry than this place will.

I'm kinda hoping he'll piss off an even worse substitute so badly he never stops getting packing material and pizza deliveries.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

What worse substitute is there? About the only place down to go is like lulz.net, the furry board for furries who think they're too cool to be furries, and I'm pretty sure he's banned there too.

About all he's got left is making his own free board for drama somewhere. And he'd probably lose it within a week or two due to idiocy anyway.

 

[WeeGee]

In the featured video on our front page(as of this post), Mike decided to throw his two cents on the matter.

Mike is performing Vordy on Null style A-Logging towards Chis right there. Link (http://archive.is/QlogX#20%)

 

[Done]

In the featured video on our front page(as of this post), Mike decided to throw his two cents on the matter.
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Mike is performing Vordy on Null style A-Logging towards Chis right there. Link (http://archive.is/QlogX#20%)

I still stand by my words..

Stay autistic and neck yourself in your flea-ridden fursuit, Hirtes, you'll totally troll Chris if you do, he will drop his LEGOs and Vidya for one entire minute, and let out the wet fart that exemplifies your entire tugboat-fueled existence on God's green earth, but it will really be worth it.

And Hirtes shows as much understanding of the law as Chris does, maybe even less.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Mike is definitely dumber than Chris, yeah.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

In the featured video on our front page(as of this post), Mike decided to throw his two cents on the matter.
View attachment 495079
Mike is performing Vordy on Null style A-Logging towards Chis right there. Link (http://archive.is/QlogX#20%)

I like how he calls someone a summerfag when Mike has basically been one for the last 30 years.

 

[Hellfire]

Someone asked him why he is so obsessed with Chris. "Because all he does is mooch for money and blame everyone else for the fuckups he does." http://archive.is/ftlf4#selection-5951.0-5950.1

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Someone asked him why he is so obsessed with Chris. "Because all he does is mooch for money and blame everyone else for the fuckups he does."

Dobson will be relieved to no longer be the least self-aware person in history.

 

[WeeGee]

Lmao, speak for yourself Mike, you only hate Chris so much cause looking at him is equal to a mirror.

 

[AnOminous]

Someone asked him why he is so obsessed with Chris. "Because all he does is mooch for money and blame everyone else for the fuckups he does." http://archive.is/ftlf4#selection-5951.0-5950.1

This from a furfag pervert who used to scam commissions by taking commissions and then reversing the Paypal.

 

[Hardinthepaint]

>Joshua Wise vs Hirtes when
It'll be the ultimate alogging holywar.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

>Joshua Wise vs Hirtes when
It'll be the ultimate alogging holywar.

I'm just imagining how funny it would be if they had an autistic slapfight over who was the better troll.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I'm just imagining how funny it would be if they had an autistic slapfight over who was the better troll.

Isn't that like being the valedictorian of Summer school?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Isn't that like being the valedictorian of Summer school?

More like official class clown of the special ed school.