Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Pokemonquistador]

Today in hypocritical bullshit:
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Bob about the Disney/Fox studio staff in response to their merger:

"BWAAAAA! THINK OF THE POOR STUDIO PEOPLE! THEY'RE GONNA LOSE DER JEEEEERBBBSSS!!!!"

Bob about the coal miners laid off thanks to Trump's tariff war:

"LET THEM EAT CAKE!!!! THEY VOTED FOR THIS! FUCK BLUMPF!!!! BLARRGJHJGSDGWBB!!!!!!"

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Bob about the Disney/Fox studio staff in response to their merger:

"BWAAAAA! THINK OF THE POOR STUDIO PEOPLE! THEY'RE GONNA LOSE DER JEEEEERBBBSSS!!!!"

Bob about the coal miners laid off thanks to Trump's tariff war:

"LET THEM EAT CAKE!!!! THEY VOTED FOR THIS! FUCK BLUMPF!!!! BLARRGJHJGSDGWBB!!!!!!"

The best part is they're being laid off because in the new merged business they're OBSOLETE

 

[Princess Rescuer]

Why does Bob feel the need to defend wealthy movie stars who don't even know he exists? He really is a white knight defending the nobles (and only them).

Also, why does he think Twitter is a substitute for wargaming? Or has any impact besides making you look foolish?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Why does Bob feel the need to defend wealthy movie stars who don't even know he exists? He really is a white knight defending the nobles (and only them).

Also, why does he think Twitter is a substitute for wargaming? Or has any impact besides making you look foolish?

War gaming and being an ass on Twitter are in two completely separate realms of activities. One requires you to collaborate with your allies and friends while the other requires you to be able to use a keyboard. After all, I do war game and so does my friends and family.

 

[Jaimas]

This is a prime of example of how it's almost a challenge to keep up with this thread due to how often Bob just says the most idiotic things in the most aggravatingly verbose way possible. It's almost impressive how even a parody account would be hard pressed to come up with more consistently stupid things to say than what Bob can spout with zero effort on an hourly basis.

There's a certain beauty to Bob's fuck-ups here.

The dude is the poster child for the "no bad tactics" mindset of the extreme left, and during GG, fucking mainlined the practice of hunting down people for wrongthink. Made an even tangentially GG-related tweet at some point? Bob'll dig through your whole history to find one example of you saying "Maybe we should do something other than immediately pitch into witch hunts" over it and use that to declare you're inhuman vermin.

Bob is someone who essentially encapsulates the argument of "anything that remotely goes against us should be completely deplatformed." During the last year, we've seen him advocate that same shit, over and over. Yet the nanosecond the same tactic is employed - with devastating effect - against his own side, Bob shits his pants with the force of a tactical nuke and bitches about censorship.

That irony makes for a particularly delicious garnish on top of all this shit.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Rambling about mythology and the Fox-Disney merger.

Someone's nervous.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Oh, you mean the incident six years ago involving a guy who didn't work for Paul Ryan and had his charges voided while also neglecting to mention that Lindsay Lohan was an erratic drug addict?

 

[Mola Ram]

Oh, you mean the incident six years ago involving a guy who didn't work for Paul Ryan and had his charges voided while also neglecting to mention that Lindsay Lohan was an erratic drug addict?
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Quick, who wants to reply with a poorly-argued claim of defamation? Or, better yet, "slander"?

 

[knightlautrec]

Rambling about mythology and the Fox-Disney merger.
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Someone's nervous.
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Get. A. Life. Bob.

He really is a long winded bastard. Go outside you sack of day old mayonnaise. Do something that isn't sperging on Twitter!

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Bobs inherent misunderstanding of Greek myth and how it all works and shit hurts my soul. No you stupid fuck its not the same as Disney.

And 'Pan-european matriarchy' lmao, the only people who believe that shit a literally the crackhead commies who are so deep in their own shit they can't see the sun rant about.

 

[elder god]

Rambling about mythology and the Fox-Disney merger.
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Someone's nervous.
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Bob, stop, just fucking stop, there’s a good reason why people won’t think Superman was worshipped as a god, it’s called record keeping. The simple fact is because so much of our records are written down, it’s why the most popular myths are the myths that we wrote down and the least popular myths are the ones that we as humans didn’t bother to write down. It’s also why certain knowledge was discarded and other knowledge was preserved. I could go on and on, but the problem with record keeping is ease, as it’s so easy to keep records of society, nobody is gonna be confused. Also, people don’t like Disney monopolizing media because that’s how stagnation and shitty movies get made. As they can sit back and throw billions at a problem and coast. Also ripley and Sarah Connor getting married. I think that’s all I have to say about his idea of future projects.

Oh, you mean the incident six years ago involving a guy who didn't work for Paul Ryan and had his charges voided while also neglecting to mention that Lindsay Lohan was an erratic drug addict?
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It’s amazing how bad Bob is at trying to be informed.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I have a question to ask for Bob and his ilk in the whole clickbait geek media. What would the MCU X-Men movie do for your life exactly? I’m seriously baffled that he and his people are excited about this merger simply because of the X-Men when it’s about to fuck over the Hollywood industry and give Netflix more power.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I have a question to ask for Bob and his ilk in the whole clickbait geek media. What would the MCU X-Men movie do for your life exactly? I’m seriously baffled that he and his people are excited about this merger simply because of the X-Men when it’s about to fuck over the Hollywood industry and give Netflix more power.

but.. But.. Marvel.. Together.. X-men.. Avengers.

 

[The Nothingness]

I think the person behind this now deleted tweet is following Bob's "no bad tactics" philosophy

 

[TheImportantFart]

I think the person behind this now deleted tweet is following Bob's "no bad tactics" philosophy

Lol, he’s even got Mario as his fucking Twitter handle

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

Suspended already. He dindu nuffin.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

but.. But.. Marvel.. Together.. X-men.. Avengers.

I don't want to fill up this thread with this but what is it going to due with the relevance with the MCU after Avenger 4? I'm sorta annoyed that Bob and his ilk focused solely on the X-Men rather than the problems that the Disney-Fox merger will bring to the industry.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I think the person behind this now deleted tweet is following Bob's "no bad tactics" philosophy

Remember the whole "BUT I'M THE FUTURE" thing Bob always talks about? Surprising that "conservative teenagers" can exist in a world where they'll apparently be dead in a generation.

I don't want to fill up this thread with this but what is it going to due with the relevance with the MCU after Avenger 4? I'm sorta annoyed that Bob and his ilk focused solely on the X-Men rather than the problems that the Disney-Fox merger will bring to the industry.

On the bright side, if the MCU does die after Avengers 4, you can look forward to Bob's "Riri Willaims would've fixed everything" rants. No one will even remember that character by then.

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

Disney will continue the MCU for as long as they can but it's become a bloated mess that's running out of steam. They've been teasing Thanos for seven years now and once they finally beat him there isn't much else they can do that would keep people interested.

 

[Red Hood]

I think the person behind this now deleted tweet is following Bob's "no bad tactics" philosophy

Threatening teenagers with a bat...not adults because a bunch of CCW holders would love to step up and say "I'm your huckleberry."