Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Happy 1600 pages my dudes! Let’s keep laughing at the immaturity and childish behavior of Bob.

 

[TheImportantFart]

In 1600, the world was well into the Renaissance.

At page 1600, Bob’s thinking is showing no signs of a Renaissance whatsoever.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

To wrap up the hat-trick of relevent MST3k clips, here's my opinion on Blob's "career"

Shout out to my fellow inferior futurists

 

[Flexo]

get out of my head and into my bed

I'm not getting in bed with you! I'm deep in the closet.

. . .

Where i sleep.

 

[Gordon Cole]

New video (And as a Butthole Surfers fan, I cringe at the title.)
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/the-big-picture/117224-Plothole-Surfers

"FAKE NEWS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEETHAN VAN SCIVER!"

James Bond sperging.

And creaming his jeans over DC.

(P.S. Happy 1600 pages everyone!)

 

[Mola Ram]

Among Bob's most obnoxious qualities is his total inability to fairly assess or describe someone he hates or disagrees with (but I repeat myself). Case in point: referring to EVS as a "has been." Really, Bob?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

>James Gunn says he's okay with getting fired? FAKE NEWS! You stupid rubes, if only I had such unscrupulous morals as to spread rumors as if it's entertainment news!
>SUPERMAN REPLACED BY BLACK MAN READ ALL ABOUT IT!!

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Man, he's been going after EVS a lot lately. Ethan's slowly on his way to being Bob's next GamerGate or James Gunn.

 

[BubbleButt]

... I'm sad that I'd be totally down with an Earth-11 DC movie.

 

[The Nothingness]

And creaming his jeans over DC.
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Didn't he recently fall for a fake news report of Man of Steel 2 being cancelled because WB could not reach a deal with Henry Cavill? I guess Bob doesn't not follow the "fool me once..." rule.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Man, he's been going after EVS a lot lately. Ethan's slowly on his way to being Bob's next GamerGate or James Gunn.

Yeah.

Hey, what does Bob call it when people to tell him he's wrong without asking him for permission first? How about when they do it obsessively?

I'd swear he's got a word for that.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Man, he's been going after EVS a lot lately. Ethan's slowly on his way to being Bob's next GamerGate or James Gunn.

I hope Ethan finally takes notice of the fat fuck so he can shut him down on a grander scale, and put the spotlight on his vile actions. It will be the shitshow that could reach Mundane matt's level of meltdown if that were to happen.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I hope Ethan finally takes notice of the fat fuck so he can shut him down on a grander scale, and put the spotlight on his vile actions. It will be the shitshow that could reach Mundane matt's level of meltdown if that were to happen.

Unfortunately I think EVS would just take the same approach he does with Dobson; just calling him a pathetic perverted weirdo who doesn't deserve your brainpower. Now if Blob were to draw an easy to mock Star Wars related comic that might be different.

Edit: You'd have more luck (AND I'M NOT TELLING ANYONE TO DO THIS!!) getting co-sperg Cernovich to take a bite at Bob's low-hanging fruits.

 

[Rathkor]

I hope Ethan finally takes notice of the fat fuck so he can shut him down on a grander scale, and put the spotlight on his vile actions. It will be the shitshow that could reach Mundane matt's level of meltdown if that were to happen.

Nah. That is almost certainly what Bobbo wants. Hes picking a fight with someone bigger than him in the hopes that he can up his view counts.

Honestly him being ignored by all these people he pokes at probably irritates him a hell of a lot more than if they insulted him. His ego can't stand the thought that he's so insignificant to these people.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Didn't he recently fall for a fake news report of Man of Steel 2 being cancelled because WB could not reach a deal with Henry Cavill? I guess Bob doesn't not follow the "fool me once..." rule.

I thought Cavill had one more film on his contract.

DC/WB is a hot mess as it is. Do they really want to go woke when they're this far behind? I'd take it as a bad sign if Bob is creaming his pants over this.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

How fucking dumb really is Bob. The only reason people liked WW was because it stars a woman? Maybe the movie was actually good whereas the rest of the movies for Batman and Superman were garbage? It has nothing to do with sex.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I thought Cavill had one more film on his contract.

DC/WB is a hot mess as it is. Do they really want to go woke when they're this far behind? I'd take it as a bad sign if Bob is creaming his pants over this.

I heard from NYP that Ben Affleck is out too. That would make Bob cream his pants harder.

 

[The Nothingness]

By Bob's "logic", Suicide Squad should have been a huge hit since you had Deadshot played by a POC and Harley Quinn was the #2 protagonist.

Edit: Plus Aquaman, who is POC in this universe, will be going up his half-brother who is a blond hair white guy.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

By Bob's "logic", Suicide Squad should have been a huge hit since you had Deadshot played by a POC and Harley Quinn was the #2 protagonist.

Don't forget the reformed hispanic gang banger who ultimately saves the day, and the first person who dies is white! So subversive, surely it's Bob's favorite.

 

[BubbleButt]

I hope Ethan finally takes notice of the fat fuck so he can shut him down on a grander scale, and put the spotlight on his vile actions. It will be the shitshow that could reach Mundane matt's level of meltdown if that were to happen.

"Who are you?"