i fell..... twice - 9/25/2018

[MG 620]

Is this Amber's new filler content? "Featured i fell..... three times", "Featured i fell..... and I can't get up"...

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Sorry for the :dumb: question but... do paper mills smell bad?

Yes they smell worse than a plague pit.

Spoiler

:powerlevel: When I was completing my degree in forensic examination we often had practice crime scenes at ye olde body farm just to see what different environmental conditions did to bodies, anyhow, point being is I know what a festering corpse(es) smell like I also know what paper mills smell like and to me a paper mill/ or rotting paper smells far worse than a dead body.

edited fucking spelling :autism::autism:

 

[Captain Ahab]

It seems like there is no rock bottom for Big Amber. For a lot of people, rock bottom might be hitting 200 (or 300, 400, etc.) pounds, not being able to buy pants anywhere, wearing out cars (including having to make sure you can fit in it before you buy it, not being able to fasten a seat belt, and having the bumper drag against the road), having to call movie theaters to see if the seats are large enough, and so on. Amber puts up with all of these things and she doesn't care. A few months ago, someone photoshopped her features onto a model's body and Amber kept eating. It's like there is nothing that will motivate her to lose weight. Now she's falling around the house and her plan is "Well, gee, I will not do that again." Amber, I doubt you fell on purpose those other times, so it's obviously not something you can control. The fun times will come when she falls in public. I know it would truly embarrass her to have people watching her roll around on the floor, unable or unwilling to help. Will that be what she needs to make her change? No. But it sounds like it's going to happen sooner or later. (Sorry for the slight A-Log at the end there.)

Her mind is too special to realize the extent of her problem. She has wasted all her life close to rock-bottom. Being normal is not something she knows. Going from running marathons to being bedbound is life-shattering; going from waddling about the parking lot and riding mobility scooters to being bedbound is not.

 

[Xenomorph]

I DO hope she lands on Twinkie. I'd wish that on her rather than a lingering obesity death in the hands of dumb-as-fucking-dogshit animal abusing dykes, or just being left in a vacant lot when Amber needs to move in with a new spedsbian who can't have dogs in her house.

On the subject of Twinkie, I feel so bad for this poor animal. She was originally from the home of Dusty's Mothers good friend (the little girl that appeared in early vids of AL's) One video they are in the home of that little girl watching her and I saw another dog in the bg. I distinctly remember AL saying how Twinkie had to be given up because she had a baby and couldnt care for Twinks.. but yet..in the video another dog is there not belonging to the Cooks but the little girls Mother.
This woman had to have seen how fat Twinkie got and just how shit of a job they were caring for this dog and ignored and dumped her off with two sped lesbians who overfeed her and make her a nervous wreck.

Twinkie doesnt deserve this shit.

 

[formerfatcow]

I’m a little late to the party but I think AL’s “baby soft” feet are really just swollen edema feet, combined with the dead skin and sweat. It’s basically the same kind of fluid retention she’s mentioned having in her legs already, and it’s exacerbated by long periods of sitting or lying down.

Also note the pitting in the graphic. The skin can almost react like a tempurpedic mattress when pressure is applied. Wouldn’t be surprised if Amber’s dumb ass just thought it meant her feet were “pillow soft”.

 

[BeanBidan]

Interesting... if only there was a way for her to stop falling. Her feet are so soft and dainty after walking in those flats. Someone said it must be a balance issue and the sudden 50 pound weight gain. Most people are able to sorta catch themselves if they slip but I guess her muscles don't have the strength to rebalance 550 pounds.

Soon she'll be like a turtle when she falls backwards

 

[Guardsman42]

I really hope her first public fall is in cheesecake factory and it happens because her ass breaks a chair.

Because her having to call an ambulance because the furniture in a public location can't support her weight to get back up would be hilarious. We know in any busy public location some one will record it, even if they don't know if it is Hambler or not.

Also papermills are awful smelling. Be glad it's not like it used to be where basically every river had them.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

I don't know that rock-bottom exists for a person like this. If you're comfortable enough taking selfies on a scooter in Wal-Mart at 540+ elbees, rock bottom won't be public humiliation. It MIGHT be a limb amputation after The Beetus goes untreated long enough. Or when Becky has to give her sponge baths.

But our Gorl is so good at shielding herself from uncomfortable truths. She'll find a way to make all of this acceptable...

-"I look good with 1 leg."
-"Plus, I wasn't using the other one anyway!"
-"Sponge baths are like spa treatments, when you don't have to do any of the work!"

 

[Xenomorph]

I don't know that rock-bottom exists for a person like this. If you're comfortable enough taking selfies on a scooter in Wal-Mart at 540+ elbees, rock bottom won't be public humiliation. It MIGHT be a limb amputation after The Beetus goes untreated long enough. Or when Becky has to give her sponge baths.

But our Gorl is so good at shielding herself from uncomfortable truths. She'll find a way to make all of this acceptable...

-"I look good with 1 leg."
-"Plus, I wasn't using the other one anyway!"
-"Sponge baths are like spa treatments, when you don't have to do any of the work!"

Well she can decorate her fake leg with stickers!

 

[StrawberryDouche]

. It MIGHT be a limb amputation after The Beetus goes untreated long enough. Or when Becky has to give her sponge baths.

But our Gorl is so good at shielding herself from uncomfortable truths. She'll find a way to make all of this acceptable...

-"I look good with 1 leg."
-"Plus, I wasn't using the other one anyway!"
-"Sponge baths are like spa treatments, when you don't have to do any of the wor

"I lost 200 pounds!"

 

[EH 110]

I really hope her first public fall is in cheesecake factory and it happens because her ass breaks a chair.

Because her having to call an ambulance because the furniture in a public location can't support her weight to get back up would be hilarious. We know in any busy public location some one will record it, even if they don't know if it is Hambler or not.

I hope Eric is there when it happens because you know he'll be vlogging. Even if he doesn't post it right away because Amber is still in his life, he'll hang on to the footage to use in the future. (Hello, dirty underwear pic.) While I do think The Cheesecake Factory would be a great place to fall, I also think it would be funny in Walmart - especially if she's in the candy aisle, stocking up on Reese's. Also, she wouldn't have anything to grab onto besides the shelves, which would not support her weight at all.

Okay, I've spent way too much time thinking about this. LOL

 

[Captain Ahab]

Watching her fall and tard-screech trying to get back up would be hella funny, but, personally, I’ve always wanted to see her blow a tire in her Walmart mobility scooter.

 

[Fiddledee]

I don't know that rock-bottom exists for a person like this. If you're comfortable enough taking selfies on a scooter in Wal-Mart at 540+ elbees, rock bottom won't be public humiliation. It MIGHT be a limb amputation after The Beetus goes untreated long enough. Or when Becky has to give her sponge baths.

But our Gorl is so good at shielding herself from uncomfortable truths. She'll find a way to make all of this acceptable...

-"I look good with 1 leg."
-"Plus, I wasn't using the other one anyway!"
-"Sponge baths are like spa treatments, when you don't have to do any of the work!"

I might be doing some fancy beanbag math, but if she ends up with one leg, she can cut that only pair of leggings and end up with two. This could mean she has two pairs instead of one to rotate on one leg.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

"I lost 200 pounds!"

"People always ask me: Amberlynn, what's your secret? It's sthooooooo sthimple. I downloaded this plan from a health and wellness site called the Mayonnaise Clinic. It's called Diabetic Neuropathy and it's really working for me!"

Sthooooo sttthhhiimmple.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

I’m a little late to the party but I think AL’s “baby soft” feet are really just swollen edema feet, combined with the dead skin and sweat. It’s basically the same kind of fluid retention she’s mentioned having in her legs already, and it’s exacerbated by long periods of sitting or lying down.

Also note the pitting in the graphic. The skin can almost react like a tempurpedic mattress when pressure is applied. Wouldn’t be surprised if Amber’s dumb ass just thought it meant her feet were “pillow soft”.

Holy shit! Her hands also look like those swollen feet fucking hell

 

[FitBitch]

"I lost 200 pounds!"

She would too.

I like how she had no clue why her doctor wanted her to talk to a dietitian. Like she has all the knowledge of weight loss, she don't need no expert.

 

[DuckSucker]

Isnt needing to wake up to pee all the time in the middle of the night/excessive urination a sign of diabetes?

Apparently up to once a night is normal, which she'll say she thats what it is (may be true but people have her fitbit activity and can see how often she gets up), but how common is that? I think most people manage to just wait until morning, barring every now and then.

 

[497]

She would too.

I like how she had no clue why her doctor wanted her to talk to a dietitian. Like she has all the knowledge of weight loss, she don't need no expert.

i think she was blowing the dietitian thing off.. remember that motel video where she sang the amy winehouse song. They tried to make me go to a dietitian I said, no, no, no. Then she went to the cheesecake factory for breakfast and later ordered the Chinese food for dinner.

 

[FitBitch]

i think she was blowing the dietitian thing off.. remember that motel video where she sang the amy winehouse song. They tried to make me go to a dietitian I said, no, no, no. Then she went to the cheesecake factory for breakfast and later ordered the Chinese food for dinner.

With the deep fried oreos that were totally just for Becky and not Hambee's at all.

 

[Guardsman42]

Isnt needing to wake up to pee all the time in the middle of the night/excessive urination a sign of diabetes?

Apparently up to once a night is normal, which she'll say she thats what it is (may be true but people have her fitbit activity and can see how often she gets up), but how common is that? I think most people manage to just wait until morning, barring every now and then.

It is.

*Excessive thirst (also called polydipsia) and increased urination (also known as polyuria) are classic diabetes symptoms.*

But Hamber doesn't have this, she's fine, remember?