Containment Random Chris Updates

James Howlett said:
The liquid saga was so wholesome, in hindsight.
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Yeah, and I think Chris genuinely enjoyed it too. It gave him an outlet to act out his delusions of grandeur. He was a hero in a battle of wits with an impostor.

It's hilarious to think that Chris, some nobody from nowhere, perfectly accepted that he had this rogues gallery of enemies across the globe. From guidos avenging their dead brother to retired British soccer players.
 
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AshitPie said:
Either someone bought everything on his wish list or he deleted everything.
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Or Chris bought all of the stuff on his wish list himself and is pretending to get "gifts" from "fans".
I do wonder why he wants two of everything unless he breaks everything he gets his hands on after a few days or weeks. Or he buys it and sells the unopened items to Gamestop or something.
 
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cwcvillemayoress said:
Or Chris bought all of the stuff on his wish list himself and is pretending to get "gifts" from "fans".
I do wonder why he wants two of everything unless he breaks everything he gets his hands on after a few days or weeks. Or he buys it and sells the unopened items to Gamestop or something.
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Nah, I truly doubt that. He is so broke that he is getting sued by 2 credit companies, and got one of the cases continued to Jan 2019., meaning that he can't pay off his debt and needs to make a plan to pay off the debt with higher interests. He doubled down on the merge hoping he will get imaginary cwcville bucks to save him. Can't even afford to fix his shitty car, and have to surrender the car and still pay off his loan for the car while not being able to afford to buy an another shitty 500 dollar car. Chris's financial situation and credit score is so bad, that his credit cards must be limited and fucked. Not to mention, that he payoff Barb's debt with his credit card, so he just brought on her debt onto himself. Chris is just so impatient for new toys that he can't even wait for the "merge" and is hoping some ween will buy him stuff, like in the past. But this time, I think the weens would rather seen Chris crumble under his debt than approach him with gifts.
 
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Hooray for Chris. Senpai finally noticed and didn't utterly destroy him this time.

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Also, Chris isn't feeling well and wants some advice. lol @ the people telling him to eat healthy and exercise.
 
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I_Swallow_Ice_Cubes said:
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Gangs of tards will make sure he shows up for it. Other gangs of tards will try to troll it and get him thrown out.

Jacob Sockness said:
Fat and clean, squeaky clean mean.
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Chris has no interest in any fat dude other than himself you dumb lardass.

Real G said:
Nah, I truly doubt that. He is so broke that he is getting sued by 2 credit companies, and got one of the cases continued to Jan 2019., meaning that he can't pay off his debt and needs to make a plan to pay off the debt with higher interests.
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Chris couldn't give a shit less about dumbass credit card companies suing him that have nothing to collect against anyway. He's been wheeling and dealing and knows all the Barb tricks. He doesn't care.
 
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fenny said:
Why the fuck would you take melatonin and coffee to sleep?
Obviously the winning combo is melatonin and meth.
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Chris's physiology must be a mess, at any given time he has melatonin, Valium, high levels of caffeine, THC and god knows what else coursing through his veins. Uppers and downers just pounding away at his organs since his early 20s. Not to mention that he has the lifestyle of a parentless 7 year old on summer vacation, just cartoons and vidya whenever he wants. He's not wrong when he says his body can't keep up with his "hyperactive soul".
 
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Mason Verger said:
Chris's physiology must be a mess, at any given time he has melatonin, Valium, high levels of caffeine, THC and god knows what else coursing through his veins. Uppers and downers just pounding away at his organs since his early 20s. Not to mention that he has the lifestyle of a parentless 7 year old on summer vacation, just cartoons and vidya whenever he wants. He's not wrong when he says his body can't keep up with his "hyperactive soul".
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imagine being so fucked up that your body cant even keep up doing nothing
 
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