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I hope this advice resonates. He is definitely popping something, with the whiskey equation, to offset the alcohol tolerance. Regardless, unless a pedo, I don't want to see a cow drag itself to the slaughter house.
🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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I always felt prison is how he managed to avoid the madness that destroyed all other IBS shows and channels. The humbling and sobering (pun intended) experience of being put in the slammer for over half a year gave him the clarity to guide the show to the success it had. Also due to his prison time, he hopped into IBS in the middle of the craze, keeping him safe from being entangled in the behind-the-scenes relationships and drama that would bring the whole house down.
Prison was the best thing that happened to Ralph. But after a few months out, he slid back to his usual ways, with an ego pumped up from his youtube success, which only furthered from being the king of Stream.me.
Prison was the best thing that happened to Ralph. But after a few months out, he slid back to his usual ways, with an ego pumped up from his youtube success, which only furthered from being the king of Stream.me.
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Addiction never goes away, but I've seen people go years without relapse. Ralph like other every other addict needs to change his environment, his mindset, and kick his drug of choice.
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Hi @theralph hope you're having a good evening... we miss you a lot we really wish you'd come back here and play with us
Seriously though, leave the internet, get some help... you're turning into Wardawg, at this rate you're gonna start doing shower streams for nickels.
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I'm generally not one for deadpools, but out of morbid curiosity, who do you think will live the longest? Pozzed Bronxer or Ralph?
Edit : Bronx Blogger...my bad. Thought I got that wrong. Eh, you guys know who I was referring to.
Edit : Bronx Blogger...my bad. Thought I got that wrong. Eh, you guys know who I was referring to.
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WhimsicalTrolli
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So the Killstream died due to trying to handle too many bloodsports, teaming up with the ticking time bomb (warski), ralphs drinking problem and making callers the cohost? (First time using the farms)
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No. Don’t listen to the disbelievers Ralph. All you need to listen to is to that bro Mark and that beauty of a gal called Niravam
Your rock bottom will probably be something like this
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Bronx Blogger?
Killstream tried to be the tampon of internet bloodsports but forgot one important thing...Tampons gotta be changed.
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It did wonders for him last time. If you look back many of the things Ralph has done the past few months that pissed people off were common characteristics pre-jail. This was a much bigger and more public meltdown though and the internet never forgets. He would be forced to sober up something he clearly doesn't want to do right now by choice. You've put yourself in a hell of a spot when going (back) to jail may be the best realistic option.
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If he's popping Xanax and drinking deeply, he is as likely to end up in prison as he is to end up in a body bag.
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From what I understand mixing the two won't outright kill you, it'll just cause you to black out and do dumb shit.
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let's run the numbers of how Ralph's big brain ploy of pissing off his Co-Hosts has worked for him in terms of his patreon donations.
When we last left Ralph in the previous break down he was at 127 Patrons. After his disaster stream Monday to potentially prevent Gator from streaming he lost 7 bringing him down to 120 patrons.
Next day 2 more people decided they were done after the terrible showing on twitter from Ralph with his missspelled words and drunken rambling. He dropped to 118 patrons.
Today brings even more loses. After the bad showing from last night and the follow up sperging on Twitter and the final departure of his remaining co-hosts, Ralph has dropped to 112 patrons.
His behavior in just 4 days has caused 15 people to "Nope the fuck off". I will reiterate that the trend has been these paypigs have not come back after dropping support. Ralph's poor showing over the past several days has cost him a lot of money, not even including the pills he bought off the street. We will do some guess work on his total monthly draw since the pussy still has his total donation amount hidden. with a 112 patrons, we will put 50 in the $1 tier, 32 in the $2 tier, 20 in the $5 tier and 10 in the $10 tier. That is a total of $314 a month based on my GUESS of his monthly draw right now.
Now if the entire 112 of them all did the $50 tier ( i highly doubt this is even remotely near the case) he would have a monthly draw of $5,600 a month. If they all only gave $1 it would be a flat $112 a month. The guess I came up with for the $314 is based on the normal distribution of donators on patreon tiers based on other projects. Only a handful are going to give higher amounts and almost nobody is going to apply for the highest blood letting tier. Ralph is going broke. With sub $400 a month he won't be covering rent with his patreon money anymore.
When i started this weekly counter he had 197 patrons. He has dropped 85 supporters over the course of the past few months. no changes have been made to his supporters on his "New Project 2". He is still sitting at 10 supporters with a monthly draw of $67 from there.
I expect the next week to hemorrhage more people who are funding him and bring him finally to sub 100 supporters. Probably the only thing stopping some of them right now from canceling their donations is recovering their password they forgot so they can log into their patreon account.
As before, the spoiler contains quoted posts of all my previous breakdowns and below you will find an image and links to his Graphtreon for a visual aid.
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Edit: as a fun extra to anybody who sees this post later I'm adding this. Coach coin is up. While Gunt's money has been dwindling, Coach Red Pill has been skyrocketing during this Ralph vs CRP drama. Say what you will, but how he handled the Gunt strikes seems to have worked for him and his audience. Maybe this is where Ralph's patrons have been sending their money instead?
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When we last left Ralph in the previous break down he was at 127 Patrons. After his disaster stream Monday to potentially prevent Gator from streaming he lost 7 bringing him down to 120 patrons.
Next day 2 more people decided they were done after the terrible showing on twitter from Ralph with his missspelled words and drunken rambling. He dropped to 118 patrons.
Today brings even more loses. After the bad showing from last night and the follow up sperging on Twitter and the final departure of his remaining co-hosts, Ralph has dropped to 112 patrons.
His behavior in just 4 days has caused 15 people to "Nope the fuck off". I will reiterate that the trend has been these paypigs have not come back after dropping support. Ralph's poor showing over the past several days has cost him a lot of money, not even including the pills he bought off the street. We will do some guess work on his total monthly draw since the pussy still has his total donation amount hidden. with a 112 patrons, we will put 50 in the $1 tier, 32 in the $2 tier, 20 in the $5 tier and 10 in the $10 tier. That is a total of $314 a month based on my GUESS of his monthly draw right now.
Now if the entire 112 of them all did the $50 tier ( i highly doubt this is even remotely near the case) he would have a monthly draw of $5,600 a month. If they all only gave $1 it would be a flat $112 a month. The guess I came up with for the $314 is based on the normal distribution of donators on patreon tiers based on other projects. Only a handful are going to give higher amounts and almost nobody is going to apply for the highest blood letting tier. Ralph is going broke. With sub $400 a month he won't be covering rent with his patreon money anymore.
When i started this weekly counter he had 197 patrons. He has dropped 85 supporters over the course of the past few months. no changes have been made to his supporters on his "New Project 2". He is still sitting at 10 supporters with a monthly draw of $67 from there.
I expect the next week to hemorrhage more people who are funding him and bring him finally to sub 100 supporters. Probably the only thing stopping some of them right now from canceling their donations is recovering their password they forgot so they can log into their patreon account.
As before, the spoiler contains quoted posts of all my previous breakdowns and below you will find an image and links to his Graphtreon for a visual aid.
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The last couple days has offended more of the patrons of our dear Jcaesar187. Not even 2 days ago we went over the numbers showing Ralph descend down to 131 patrons. Maybe the "muh dad" pandering or the drunken tweets has caused the (((Pay Pigs to Rise Up))).
Ralph has lost another 4 patrons taking him down to 127 now.
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Still no changes to the "New Project 2".
This is made more hilarious with the starch contrast of the current stream going on right now. Gator with Null, some rando fuck, Randbot, flamenco, etc. are sitting at 1.1k live viewers. For weeks the Gunt couldn't break 600 viewers and now Gator is sitting at 1k on HIS CHANNEL. The callers are being vicious to Ralph as well. A few already have made mention of the fact of Ralph's bender he is on and stories have been told on stream about how some of Ralph's most successful shows have happened with him almost passed out drunk and the show being carried by the co-hosts and guests. I want to get this stream downloaded somehow because this is just.... Amazin
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Evening Report: Gunt Fall Edition
Good evening and welcome to tonight's update on the ongoing search for a drunk Virginian redneck.
As you may be aware previous reporters brought you snippets of the Gunt's return to twitter but failed to bring you the hard hitting archive links. I will not fail where others have.
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Ralph has suffered multiple spelling errors and a sad attempt to dunk on JF which shows how out of it he still is when he either wasn't aware youtube livestreaming was down for everyone or honestly thought he could slip such a fail own past everybody. Either way, the comments have been tearing his ass a new one as you will be able to see in the spoiler.
Also as a comparison, see the numbers in terms of Lino JF earned for one stream vs. one Gator stream
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Our sleeper agent of the Gunt Gaurd, Gay-tor has been hard at work to try to save the audience while Ralph is drinking himself to death.
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Gator has gotten some light jabs in the comments, but nothing that the archive links won't have fully captured. Basically since school is out, our long lost soundboard host is stepping in since I am sure he realizes the audeince is hanging on by a thread and a whole week or more of no streams might spell the final decent into Mundane Matt numbers for Ralph.
Flamenco is going to be streaming too in an attempt to make up the difference, but nobody cared.
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Not even a single like for the now running Co-host of the killstream for a few months now. Not one person cared enough to like his tweet from hours ago. At least Gay-tor could have thrown him a like, maybe?
Over all it has been a shameful display. Gunt has lost 2 additional pay pigs since our last breakdown. Apparently all these shenanigans are weighing heavy on the people fundingSpoonyRalph's life.
We were previous at 133 patrons and have now dipped to 131.
Still no changes to the "New Project 2".
It seems every week he almost consistently loses some. It's not large numbers, but as history keeps showing us in Ralph's case, they do not come back after they leave normally. I get the feeling that the one's who are still paying are desperately holding out hope that Ralph is somehow going to get over his feigned problems right now. I don't think that will be the case. This is a self feeding problem now. With every poorly received show, lack of good viewership, failed stream grift to other topics, etc. Ralph pulls himself further into his misery that causes his own problem.
I don't think he is drinking because his dad died or because his mom's health is poor. He is simply drinking because his success is fading in front of his eyes and every attempt he has made to reclaim it has gone nowhere. He is running out of tricks he can pull. Him lying to his mom in that audio clip about his view numbers was the most telling revelation that has come out in months. He is running from the fate that will ultimately catch up with him and he is out of ideas. This is much like what Tonka went through, although Tonka seemed to at least manage to stay sober more often through his downfall. Thinking back on all those oxyberry jokes now draws a sharp parallel to what Ralph is currently dealing with.
The past patreon breakdowns are in the spoiler below
It's been roughly a week since our last pay pig breakdown. New developments have arisen since the David Stay stream and the other past shows this week. While the shameless gifting off a Jim topic may have netted him some extra viewers and some more "Lino" than usual, it lost him Patrons. With the current rate of Lino, his gamble of shameless E-Grifting lost more than it gained.
On our last breakdown Ralph had 141 Patrons. He has now dropped to 133. If we assume that all of the patrons were $1 tier (which is being generous) he lost a guaranteed $8 a month for a one time payment of maybe $10 for a single night.
If his usual trend holds steady, he will not gain back patrons that he loses by any great degree. So he sacrificed 8 donators for one night of internet gibs. (this is assuming the David Stay interview is what caused the break off)
The "New Project 2" has had no discernible change. He is still sitting at 10 donators with a monthly pull of $67 a month.
Also we will include graphs once again and an archive to the Graphtreon link.
Ethan Ralph: Patreon Earnings + Statistics + Graphs + Rank
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It's that time again my dudes. Now this slipped past me yesterday, but Ralph put up a patreon Update yesterday (5/25/19) in the morning. He "apologized" for being out of it on the show and for being lackluster in his performance. He played the "muh dad died" violin for himself again.
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Now you may ask yourself: how did his patrons take this shitty apology? More of them left.
Ralph was sitting at 144 at the time of our last breakdown. He is still hiding his donation total and has not revealed it out of shame. So after this sad sack apology and trying to drum up a scrap of pity donations from the paypigs, he lost more patrons bringing the total now to 141.
His sad sack story seemed to have worked on the pigs at 'New Project 2' though. he got an additional supporter there, bringing the total now up to 10... the kicker though, its still the same donation total of $67 a month...
Apparently he must have lost some number of supporters then gained some back at lower donation amounts. So even with an extra supporter there now he is not getting a cent more
Old 'New Project 2' archive for comparison
Ralph did tweet about these updates to his paypig accounts as well yesterday. The interaction on these tweets is abysmal for an account with 35k followers.
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He copied the apology likely verbatim to New Project 2.
Also our Felon is streaming on Dlive for his Patron stream tonight.
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Will he pull off a hail mary and get any more supporters tonight? I doubt it. As previously, all former patreon updates are autisticly below. Also included a couple graphs from Social blade, compliments to the Cowboys. In case anybody wants a visual representation and just a staggering look at how far Ralph has fallen.
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I would agree with that. He has been kneecapped to the level that he won't piss other streamers off on the platform as bad since there is no contest that he is bringing over 4000 fans over to win instantly. I don't forsee him starting beef with another DLive streamer, but he doesn't have an in with the owners of this site like he did at Stream.me He won't get people being banned off the website at his whim and will have almost no backing from staff as they try to pander to more people to keep this weird Pewdiepie partnership they started going. Ralph has no hand left to play and is at the mercy of everybody else now.
So since the last time I publicly did the numbers, Ralph was sitting at 148 patrons on Patreon. That number did drop to 145 a couple days later which I archived without posting publicly about.
Now considering what just happened with Ralph having his archiver's channel deleted, a clipping channel burnt on the altar and Memology losing some channel privledges at the expense of doing Ralph a favor, you would think he might get a Sargon situation. His fans would see him in his time of need and rush in to pump some money into his public donation bucket and keep the Gunt afloat... You would be wrong. While this isn't a substantial change, Ralph lost an additional patron on Patreon bringing his number now down to 144 after being essentially showed the door by Youtube once again.
His darkest days have no shinning light at the end. Even when he is being pushed further in the dark, people are so sick of his shit that they would rather take that few grubby dollars out of his hand rather than let him keep them.
Once again like the last update, there have been no changes to his "New Project 2". Those 9 valiant souls giving on Masterson's platform will not be swayed by what ever fiendish plans devised by those dastardly Kiwis or those Loveable scamps at /Cow/.
This update will return again in due time to track our way down to 0 supporters.
Well I said a couple weeks but the numbers changed recently so the archive has been updated. Ralph has lost 9 additional patrons from just 4 days ago. Maybe posting about it reminded some people they are still funding him and they went and hit cancel? Who knows, just looking forward to that sub 100.
New Project 2 numbers have not altered since last update.
I did scroll down the page some to realize that Ralph is still supporting Metokur on Patreon. Despite the light jabs that Jim has made at the gunt, he was not swayed in his loyalty/fear of Jim.
Going to keep this Tracking going since @DispatchCommit is an inglorious faggot who can't be relied on since he got bored.
Ralph has lost even more patrons since my last archive. He was sitting at 170 and is now declined to 157. 13 people have jumped off the fund a fat fuck brigade.
Ralph's new project 2 has decreased by one. He was at 10 contributors with a monthly donation amount of $67 now he is at 9 contributors with a donation amount of $63. Five more dollars have been lost which would have been valuable Maker's Mark Money.
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Well he is sitting at 197 patrons on patreon with the amount hidden. Guess it's embarrassing to show. No Telling. Even if they were all $10 patrons that's only $1,970 a month. Hardly enough to buy Marker's Mark nightly and support both himself and Andy Warski now. Also I recall when he switched phones because his number was doxed by Cow that he got a phone through Cricket or some other bargain bin phone carrier. You don't sign up for a carrier like that if you have money.
His new project 2 account is a joke. 9 supporters with a total of $67 a month
me thinks that Ralph might be having the real money problems right now.
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Lord Akira
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Eh, as @Coh stated, it's more the exception than the rule, like that one guy who killed himself at a s/o/cal meetup by flipping his Miata, but usually they seem to function more or less without the level of drama and autism that you'd get at project chanology, HWNDU, Knoxville, etc..
I don't think that's fair to the hard-earning taxpayers of Virginia to place that burden on them. If Ralph wants to be a feckless idiot and choose a guaranteed path to death long-term, then so be it. I've known kids in high school and college that would mix pills and liquor, one girl had to get her heart restarted by the EMTs because of it, and that was just in one night.
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Mixing xanax and booze is the sort of thing that can cause you to fall asleep and stop breathing...
that had drama and autism because people from the boards were there to fuck with Shia LeBeouf's gay little art show. Kind of a bad example
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Most unsettling part for me is that the person mixing the two will not even be aware that they just killed themselves. Take the combo for ‘party’s sake’ and then you black out six feet under
Lord Akira
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I was using it more as to juxtapose a couple of anons meeting up not being as prone to it versus the more larger "projects"/meetups, but fair point none the less.
Deadbeef Chief
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@Flamenco, I don't think you deserve the negativity you're getting, but I do think you should still reconsider what people are saying - mainly:
- There's a long line of people who have destroyed their popularity on the internet for way less, and there's no reason to believe Ralph will be different. (Remember, Mundane Matt's biggest fuckup was reporting people on YouTube. Ralph is past that threshold.)
- Ralph doesn't think he needs to be helped. Once someone is in that mindset, there is nothing you can do to help. You just can't change people.
- Ralph thinks you are the problem. All of your advice and feelings aren't going to reach him. The only reasonable thing to do is jump ship.
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At the level Ralph drinks that understanding could easily get him DED dead.
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