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š· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
Why doesnāt he try to go the the UK to be with her? Is it impossible because of his arrest record? Long distance relationships are hard. Thereās no way theyāre not having issues right now.
Probably doesn't want to get honor killedacid attackedculturally enriched by the in-laws, fifteen of whom live packed into an apartment designed for one nuclear family.
TBF Null can fix difference in the amount of sex they've had in no time. Remember, he is in Ukraine - the country that provides almost all Europe with prostitutes. Checkmate, Ralph!
How do you think he pays for the borcht? He eats so much it would save him time to just eat is out of a trough like a farm animal. He has been doing the dirty sanchez to old lady Oksana down the street for free borcht. Sadly I dont think Ralph's dealer wants a blow job from him.
I want to point out the cat arc was exceptional. But here's my main point.
How often do you think Ralph gets sex? I mean it's one thing being single and/or virgin, but to be married and not even kiss, let alone felch fishy farts out of her clamped sloppy clam is absurd. She comes over maybe once every 4-6 months for maybe 5 days. I very much want you all to remember the slip up from Dame's show, about "Paying for pussy."
TBF Null can fix difference in the amount of sex they've had in no time. Remember, he is in Ukraine - the country that provides almost all Europe with prostitutes. Checkmate, Ralph!
Yeah, I seriously doubt Null doesn't make crypto money on the side that he exclusively spends on Ukrainian hookers. A half hour session must cost less than an uber over there.
Why doesnāt he try to go the the UK to be with her? Is it impossible because of his arrest record? Long distance relationships are hard. Thereās no way theyāre not having issues right now.
Spousal visas in most countries aren't as simple as most people think. It can be a long shitty process, and they dig into your relationship, finances, employment, and whether or not you've been arrested for punching a cop.
Generally, countries want proof that it's a real relationship and that both of you have your shit together.
A quick search suggests Nora would have to be making a certain income to be able to sponsor him, and Ralph might have to wait a few years (5?) because of the jail time, so it's probably not viable in the immediate future. I can't be fucked to dig deeper, so any bongs please feel free to call bullshit on this.
His cat must HATE him, seriously. He had it in eyesight and couldn't wrangle it back inside, I know he's way too obese to run and catch it like any normal human would, but usually shaking a box of food would get most cats back inside...
Perhaps the alleged Mexican neighbor has a sandbox that makes for a better litterbox than the one (I can't imagine he'd have multiple) litterbox in his house than the one that hasn't been changed out in months.
Why doesnāt he try to go the the UK to be with her? Is it impossible because of his arrest record? Long distance relationships are hard. Thereās no way theyāre not having issues right now.
Criminal record aside, would he even be allowed into the UK in general? Weren't they denying entry on political grounds to people like Lauren Southern a year ago? He's been associated with that side of youtube by huffpo and such so I could see them refusing to let him in their country even if he wasn't a felon.
He was doing his stream.me morning shows fairly regularly before the platform went belly up so I think he wants to stream more in general but doesn't like youtube.
Remember what Jims always said? Successful content creators have about 5 years of relevance before people don't give a fuck about them and move on. Save up all your earnings and put it in the bank because once your moment is over thats it. Besides, he's had how many trips to the hospital the past 2 years? Every night in a hospital is at least..what $1200 and he was hospitalized for at least a week(possibly 2 weeks). I doubt he has amazing health insurance and probably had to pay about 80% of it himself.
Not including having to take medication or check ups its really sad how fast you can lose everything you earned. I wouldn't be surprised if he used the bulk of his youtube earnings for that. I'm not including what he earns on his Patreon as I got no clue how much his earnings have fluctuated.
But none of us have any real details other than the tidbits he's let us know. I'm just happy to see him go unfiltered on Dlive.
He was doing his stream.me morning shows fairly regularly before the platform went belly up so I think he wants to stream more in general but doesn't like youtube.
They're slightly better in that they let streamers get away with more under the x-rated tag and are a lot less faggy about copyright stuff, but they'll probably get just as queer as youtube given enough time.
it hasn't quite been a week, but figured we would run the numbers again to start the new week off on the right foot. Maybe it will give Ralph a topic for his Monday show. When we looked at things Thursday, Ralph still had 112 patrons and we guessed as a donation amount of around 300-400 dollars a month. Friday's show, while hilarious in its pointedness at its own host, it did not pacify the Gunt Supporters.
Today the total is resting at 104 patrons. It's been a slow count down over the past couple days, but even Friday's show wasn't saving the neet bucks.
Also the "New Project 2" has finally dropped after weeks of hold out from the most committed of the Gunt Gaurd.
he has dropped from 10 to 9 supporters, bringing the total from $67 to $58. I am looking forward to Monday's show and Ralph's continued refusal to actually address his problems. So far his strategy seems to be losing him money so I for one encourage him to keep doing so. I'm not big brained enough to understand how you keep people happy who are funding your life. Maybe they want to see your life go in a positive direction if they are paying for it? Beats me. As always the past breakdowns are in the spoiler. Sub 100 is close at hand and Monday's show will push it there.
let's run the numbers of how Ralph's big brain ploy of pissing off his Co-Hosts has worked for him in terms of his patreon donations.
When we last left Ralph in the previous break down he was at 127 Patrons. After his disaster stream Monday to potentially prevent Gator from streaming he lost 7 bringing him down to 120 patrons.
Next day 2 more people decided they were done after the terrible showing on twitter from Ralph with his missspelled words and drunken rambling. He dropped to 118 patrons.
Today brings even more loses. After the bad showing from last night and the follow up sperging on Twitter and the final departure of his remaining co-hosts, Ralph has dropped to 112 patrons.
His behavior in just 4 days has caused 15 people to "Nope the fuck off". I will reiterate that the trend has been these paypigs have not come back after dropping support. Ralph's poor showing over the past several days has cost him a lot of money, not even including the pills he bought off the street. We will do some guess work on his total monthly draw since the pussy still has his total donation amount hidden. with a 112 patrons, we will put 50 in the $1 tier, 32 in the $2 tier, 20 in the $5 tier and 10 in the $10 tier. That is a total of $314 a month based on my GUESS of his monthly draw right now.
Now if the entire 112 of them all did the $50 tier ( i highly doubt this is even remotely near the case) he would have a monthly draw of $5,600 a month. If they all only gave $1 it would be a flat $112 a month. The guess I came up with for the $314 is based on the normal distribution of donators on patreon tiers based on other projects. Only a handful are going to give higher amounts and almost nobody is going to apply for the highest blood letting tier. Ralph is going broke. With sub $400 a month he won't be covering rent with his patreon money anymore.
When i started this weekly counter he had 197 patrons. He has dropped 85 supporters over the course of the past few months. no changes have been made to his supporters on his "New Project 2". He is still sitting at 10 supporters with a monthly draw of $67 from there.
I expect the next week to hemorrhage more people who are funding him and bring him finally to sub 100 supporters. Probably the only thing stopping some of them right now from canceling their donations is recovering their password they forgot so they can log into their patreon account.
As before, the spoiler contains quoted posts of all my previous breakdowns and below you will find an image and links to his Graphtreon for a visual aid. View attachment 809447 Archive | Link
Edit: as a fun extra to anybody who sees this post later I'm adding this. Coach coin is up. While Gunt's money has been dwindling, Coach Red Pill has been skyrocketing during this Ralph vs CRP drama. Say what you will, but how he handled the Gunt strikes seems to have worked for him and his audience. Maybe this is where Ralph's patrons have been sending their money instead? View attachment 809495View attachment 809494 Link | Archive
The last couple days has offended more of the patrons of our dear Jcaesar187. Not even 2 days ago we went over the numbers showing Ralph descend down to 131 patrons. Maybe the "muh dad" pandering or the drunken tweets has caused the (((Pay Pigs to Rise Up))).
Ralph has lost another 4 patrons taking him down to 127 now.
View attachment 800979 Link | Archive
Still no changes to the "New Project 2".
This is made more hilarious with the starch contrast of the current stream going on right now. Gator with Null, some rando fuck, Randbot, flamenco, etc. are sitting at 1.1k live viewers. For weeks the Gunt couldn't break 600 viewers and now Gator is sitting at 1k on HIS CHANNEL. The callers are being vicious to Ralph as well. A few already have made mention of the fact of Ralph's bender he is on and stories have been told on stream about how some of Ralph's most successful shows have happened with him almost passed out drunk and the show being carried by the co-hosts and guests. I want to get this stream downloaded somehow because this is just.... Amazin
Good evening and welcome to tonight's update on the ongoing search for a drunk Virginian redneck.
As you may be aware previous reporters brought you snippets of the Gunt's return to twitter but failed to bring you the hard hitting archive links. I will not fail where others have.
Ralph has suffered multiple spelling errors and a sad attempt to dunk on JF which shows how out of it he still is when he either wasn't aware youtube livestreaming was down for everyone or honestly thought he could slip such a fail own past everybody. Either way, the comments have been tearing his ass a new one as you will be able to see in the spoiler.
Gator has gotten some light jabs in the comments, but nothing that the archive links won't have fully captured. Basically since school is out, our long lost soundboard host is stepping in since I am sure he realizes the audeince is hanging on by a thread and a whole week or more of no streams might spell the final decent into Mundane Matt numbers for Ralph.
Flamenco is going to be streaming too in an attempt to make up the difference, but nobody cared. View attachment 797371 Tweet | Archive
Not even a single like for the now running Co-host of the killstream for a few months now. Not one person cared enough to like his tweet from hours ago. At least Gay-tor could have thrown him a like, maybe?
Over all it has been a shameful display. Gunt has lost 2 additional pay pigs since our last breakdown. Apparently all these shenanigans are weighing heavy on the people funding Spoony Ralph's life.
We were previous at 133 patrons and have now dipped to 131.
Still no changes to the "New Project 2".
It seems every week he almost consistently loses some. It's not large numbers, but as history keeps showing us in Ralph's case, they do not come back after they leave normally. I get the feeling that the one's who are still paying are desperately holding out hope that Ralph is somehow going to get over his feigned problems right now. I don't think that will be the case. This is a self feeding problem now. With every poorly received show, lack of good viewership, failed stream grift to other topics, etc. Ralph pulls himself further into his misery that causes his own problem.
I don't think he is drinking because his dad died or because his mom's health is poor. He is simply drinking because his success is fading in front of his eyes and every attempt he has made to reclaim it has gone nowhere. He is running out of tricks he can pull. Him lying to his mom in that audio clip about his view numbers was the most telling revelation that has come out in months. He is running from the fate that will ultimately catch up with him and he is out of ideas. This is much like what Tonka went through, although Tonka seemed to at least manage to stay sober more often through his downfall. Thinking back on all those oxyberry jokes now draws a sharp parallel to what Ralph is currently dealing with.
The past patreon breakdowns are in the spoiler below
It's been roughly a week since our last pay pig breakdown. New developments have arisen since the David Stay stream and the other past shows this week. While the shameless gifting off a Jim topic may have netted him some extra viewers and some more "Lino" than usual, it lost him Patrons. With the current rate of Lino, his gamble of shameless E-Grifting lost more than it gained.
On our last breakdown Ralph had 141 Patrons. He has now dropped to 133. If we assume that all of the patrons were $1 tier (which is being generous) he lost a guaranteed $8 a month for a one time payment of maybe $10 for a single night.
If his usual trend holds steady, he will not gain back patrons that he loses by any great degree. So he sacrificed 8 donators for one night of internet gibs. (this is assuming the David Stay interview is what caused the break off)
The "New Project 2" has had no discernible change. He is still sitting at 10 donators with a monthly pull of $67 a month.
It's that time again my dudes. Now this slipped past me yesterday, but Ralph put up a patreon Update yesterday (5/25/19) in the morning. He "apologized" for being out of it on the show and for being lackluster in his performance. He played the "muh dad died" violin for himself again.
Now you may ask yourself: how did his patrons take this shitty apology? More of them left.
Ralph was sitting at 144 at the time of our last breakdown. He is still hiding his donation total and has not revealed it out of shame. So after this sad sack apology and trying to drum up a scrap of pity donations from the paypigs, he lost more patrons bringing the total now to 141.
His sad sack story seemed to have worked on the pigs at 'New Project 2' though. he got an additional supporter there, bringing the total now up to 10... the kicker though, its still the same donation total of $67 a month...
Apparently he must have lost some number of supporters then gained some back at lower donation amounts. So even with an extra supporter there now he is not getting a cent more
Ralph did tweet about these updates to his paypig accounts as well yesterday. The interaction on these tweets is abysmal for an account with 35k followers.
Will he pull off a hail mary and get any more supporters tonight? I doubt it. As previously, all former patreon updates are autisticly below. Also included a couple graphs from Social blade, compliments to the Cowboys. In case anybody wants a visual representation and just a staggering look at how far Ralph has fallen.
I would agree with that. He has been kneecapped to the level that he won't piss other streamers off on the platform as bad since there is no contest that he is bringing over 4000 fans over to win instantly. I don't forsee him starting beef with another DLive streamer, but he doesn't have an in with the owners of this site like he did at Stream.me He won't get people being banned off the website at his whim and will have almost no backing from staff as they try to pander to more people to keep this weird Pewdiepie partnership they started going. Ralph has no hand left to play and is at the mercy of everybody else now.
So since the last time I publicly did the numbers, Ralph was sitting at 148 patrons on Patreon. That number did drop to 145 a couple days later which I archived without posting publicly about.
Now considering what just happened with Ralph having his archiver's channel deleted, a clipping channel burnt on the altar and Memology losing some channel privledges at the expense of doing Ralph a favor, you would think he might get a Sargon situation. His fans would see him in his time of need and rush in to pump some money into his public donation bucket and keep the Gunt afloat... You would be wrong. While this isn't a substantial change, Ralph lost an additional patron on Patreon bringing his number now down to 144 after being essentially showed the door by Youtube once again.
His darkest days have no shinning light at the end. Even when he is being pushed further in the dark, people are so sick of his shit that they would rather take that few grubby dollars out of his hand rather than let him keep them.
Once again like the last update, there have been no changes to his "New Project 2". Those 9 valiant souls giving on Masterson's platform will not be swayed by what ever fiendish plans devised by those dastardly Kiwis or those Loveable scamps at /Cow/.
This update will return again in due time to track our way down to 0 supporters.
Well I said a couple weeks but the numbers changed recently so the archive has been updated. Ralph has lost 9 additional patrons from just 4 days ago. Maybe posting about it reminded some people they are still funding him and they went and hit cancel? Who knows, just looking forward to that sub 100.
New Project 2 numbers have not altered since last update.
I did scroll down the page some to realize that Ralph is still supporting Metokur on Patreon. Despite the light jabs that Jim has made at the gunt, he was not swayed in his loyalty/fear of Jim.
Going to keep this Tracking going since @DispatchCommit is an inglorious faggot who can't be relied on since he got bored.
Ralph has lost even more patrons since my last archive. He was sitting at 170 and is now declined to 157. 13 people have jumped off the fund a fat fuck brigade.
Ralph's new project 2 has decreased by one. He was at 10 contributors with a monthly donation amount of $67 now he is at 9 contributors with a donation amount of $63. Five more dollars have been lost which would have been valuable Maker's Mark Money.
Gay-tor has returned tonight. He is giving pre-guntscripted reasons why having Soph on again is A-OK. We also have a big Guest like Dick Masterson on and not up to those 4k viewers number this time. Sitting at 1.3k right now over 20 minutes into the show.
Maybe the numbers will go up, but this is pathetic. Guess minus the Internet Lawyer the full extra draw is not there? Or maybe most people are just sick of hearing this show and even Dick Masterson isn't enough draw to make their old audience return.
Well he is sitting at 197 patrons on patreon with the amount hidden. Guess it's embarrassing to show. No Telling. Even if they were all $10 patrons that's only $1,970 a month. Hardly enough to buy Marker's Mark nightly and support both himself and Andy Warski now. Also I recall when he switched phones because his number was doxed by Cow that he got a phone through Cricket or some other bargain bin phone carrier. You don't sign up for a carrier like that if you have money.
So far his strategy seems to be losing him money so I for one encourage him to keep doing so. I'm not big brained enough to understand how you keep people happy who are funding your life. Maybe they want to see your life go in a positive direction if they are paying for it? Beats me. As always the past breakdowns are in the spoiler.
I give him a few weeks until he starts to go on about how he doesn't need to stream and has multiple secret sources of income. However we know that The Ralph Retort (TM) doesn't generate him shit and unlike Tonka, we know that Ralph's mom doesn't own a used car lot. I don't know how it works in America, what's the maximum income you can have to sign on the dole?
I give him a few weeks until he starts to go on about how he doesn't need to stream and has multiple secret sources of income. However we know that The Ralph Retort (TM) doesn't generate him shit and unlike Tonka, we know that Ralph's mom doesn't own a used car lot. I don't know how it works in America, what's the maximum income you can have to sign on the dole?
We are already gearing up for tonight being cancelled Tweet | Archive
Somebody even asked the thought I had in mind. "Ralph, why would you even post about this at all?" Don't worry, Ralph is here to call you an ALOG dumb fucking loser for asking such obvious questions Archive 1 | Archive 2 | Archive 3
I mean look at this guy's feed - it's all about his cat and his mom + some random political tweets sprinkled in. It's the saddest thing I've seen on twitter. What would he even talk about if he does do a show?