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🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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The fact that a man can drop out of college, get famous blogging about a controversy in video games, drunkenly punch a cop, go to prison and then make a living out of a stream where he mocks e celebs, interviews lunatics and gets blackout drunk, alienate his friends and family, make a heartfelt apology and go on is what makes America a great country my friends.
It's not so much that Americans are great people, it's that America is place where they can still get their much needed supplies of junk food, hard liquor and highly lethal prescription 'medication' despite having no abilities that would be marketable outside the US.
When Marx wrote about how his utopia would be 'from each according to his ability, to each according to his need' he was actually talking about the US where if you can stream for a couple of hours a day until you pass out from excess that would kill a Roman, the US will give you all the booze, pills and barbecue you need to continue killing yourself. And the amazing thing is that the stupid shit you do along the way provides material for a whole ecosystem of people mocking you. And none of them have any skills that would be marketable in a rational society either.
It's a thing of beauty. For most of human history people have worked like dogs for 10+ hours a day to try to buy food or written great music and still ended up starving, dying of some horrible disease or being murdered by their government. But in America the most useless person is still a functioning member, at least on their own terms, of society.
It's not so much that Americans are great people, it's that America is place where they can still get their much needed supplies of junk food, hard liquor and highly lethal prescription 'medication' despite having no abilities that would be marketable outside the US.
When Marx wrote about how his utopia would be 'from each according to his ability, to each according to his need' he was actually talking about the US where if you can stream for a couple of hours a day until you pass out from excess that would kill a Roman, the US will give you all the booze, pills and barbecue you need to continue killing yourself. And the amazing thing is that the stupid shit you do along the way provides material for a whole ecosystem of people mocking you. And none of them have any skills that would be marketable in a rational society either.
It's a thing of beauty. For most of human history people have worked like dogs for 10+ hours a day to try to buy food or written great music and still ended up starving, dying of some horrible disease or being murdered by their government. But in America the most useless person is still a functioning member, at least on their own terms, of society.
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Godwinson dropped this.
A British accent read like Shakespeare can make any alcoholic failure sound somewhat but not really redeemable.
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"I'm saying you're what's wrong with America, Ralph. You coast through life, you do as little as possible, and you leech off of decent, hardworking people like me. Heh, if you lived in any other country in the world, you'd have starved to death long ago. You're a fraud, a total fraud."
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I don't think Null is losing any sleep over it.
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So the infobox at the main page of the forums leads to something 100 pages and a scant few days ago.
I didn't see a tl;dr on page 1... What did he do this time? And did anything ever come out of him and Andy raiding that CP network live on air? And what happened with Ralph and Andy?
Did any of you ever envision a timeline in which MundaneMatt outlasted all of them?
I didn't see a tl;dr on page 1... What did he do this time? And did anything ever come out of him and Andy raiding that CP network live on air? And what happened with Ralph and Andy?
Did any of you ever envision a timeline in which MundaneMatt outlasted all of them?
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THIS IS HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN!!!Spoiler post for all the recent Ralph Tweets.
Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Go back hang out on the no-lifer spot, you h…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "She's actually pretty skinny now. Dialysis i…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I would probably support this on principle. …
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "And to the people saying "well I paid it so …
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Bernie is very smart to push this politicall…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Bernie even went to the left of you with thi…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "There's always SOME excuse or reason to keep…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "If I was Bernie, this would be my #1 issue f…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I had fun in college and always wanted to go…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Imagine if instead of that poly sci degree, …
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I don't hate that idea either tbh, whatever …
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Oh I'll 100% never pay that bullshit back. I…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "My wife's has nothing to do with me tho she …
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Yes, a cancellation absolutely needs to be c…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "On this one yea maybe lol, I just really hat…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "We've wasted and are currently wasting a lot…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "There are cheaper book sites, yes. I found t…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Oh I'll 100% never pay that bullshit back. I…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Yes, totally busted me there. My wife, who l…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "No : / I did get the sighting over the weeke…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Oh yea, any of that garbage, nah fuck it. If…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "And no, you all would have some kind of tax …
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Or what about the instructors who sell their…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: ""Go get em, Joe" Oh God, he's going to isn't…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Probably the biggest scam/fleece in the coun…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I'm just gonna steal your tweet verbatim sin…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Another Fun Fact: The only illegal form of l…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I wish I could like this 100 times. People g…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "The author actually suggests that towards th…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "It's gonna be recorded unfortunately, but it…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Actually, yea, hitting up those endowments s…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I'm worried too, or a dog. She did watch car…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Nah she has her claws, I think it's mean to …
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I can't sleep despite having been up for lit…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Updates about the #Killstream week are in or…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Black Pigeon Speaks will also record an epis…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Thank you very kindly to all guests announce…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Hmmm, nah. But she's a really careful cat by…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "(he was also fixed though which is obviously…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Thank you man. Very kind. Just let the booze…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Thanks Samsung, that's really the message I …
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Tried to catch up with Mark to talk recently…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Great guest and a great guy in general. I on…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I like the idea of maybe just having a segme…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "That's kinda why I wanna get Cleo in soon be…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Not yet, had a sighting this weekend and she…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "The NCAA should have it's leaders indicted &…
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "A three or four show week is just easier to …
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Ralph's true colors are showing.
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r/TheDickShow - Dick is ruining his reputation palling around with horribly unfunny, sissified, mental midgets like Ralph and Andy
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Dick show thread where the OP is telling Dick to no longer associate with the Gunt or Warski.
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He didn't even use the word 'fan' or 'fans' once:
I'm amazed that people still give him money, he treats his supporters like dirt and turned a blind eye when they were getting doxed and harrased... never apologized for it or even acknowledged it.
I can't believe that the notorious white nationalist Ethan Oliver Ralph would push Etika off that bridge so he could stream about it on that Nazi website called Dlive!
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He's talked about how he doesn't like the term in the past. He usually says 'viewers' or 'supporters'.
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What's the lore on this? What did josh tell ralphie? What should ralph apologize for?
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Well the viewers and supporters didn't get a shout out either.... maybe I should have searched the term 'paypiggy' that may have brought up something.
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I really don't like this line of thinking.
I don't give a fuck, I'm not that thin-skinned to worry about being called things by some guy I've never met and never will.
The problem is him lashing out at co-hosts and guests. People who could've come on the show see this - and don't want to be treated like five-pence whores, since they actually put the name and the face to nicknames. He's going to have one hell of a time finding people willing to come on. And the only reason Killstream was ever good - because people were willing to bring their own drama onto the show. Without that it's just sad lonely gunt screaming at news articles and picking up fights in his own discord.
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You know, I don't feel like we know as much about Ethan's early life than we should. I would like to know about his disabled brother, or his time in high school. We often compare and contrast his to the hotel incident, as if it is his character origin, but I disagree. I believe that we can find traces of the gunt in his childhood and teenage years.
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I agree he has a lot to make up to his friends.
As an ex-"fan" I don't really give a fuck if he keeps trashing his audience.
If I were one of his ex-co hosts, I'd want to watch him burn much more than I do as an ex-"fan."
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I doubt Ralph is competent enough to make a dark web purchase without compromising his sellers.
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They both said they wont come back until he sobers up which he's not doing
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Null told Ralph to stop drinking - Ralph called him alt-right incel king. It's from Friday stream after the xanax one, with Dame gatorboarding the gunt.
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So yeah, tonight's show is going to be lame and boring with mild tech issues. I wonder how the Kohost Kontest is going...
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