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What if Chris was still a big anime fan during the current tomgirl era? It would be funny to see he try to cosplay as Ryuko from Kill La Kill at anime convention.
 
What if Chris was still a big anime fan during the current tomgirl era? It would be funny to see he try to cosplay as Ryuko from Kill La Kill at anime convention.

Or maybe Hana from Tokyo Godfathers.

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"When another mother, D'Ette Spurgeon, saw her 20-year-old son begin smoking marijuana, she quickly accepted it as she saw that it improved his sociability, vocabulary and calmed his anxiety"
Ha, so there's an autistic guy out there who actually has "sperg" in his name.

What if Chris was a noble during the middle ages and he was given a feudal kingdom to look over?
He'd attempt to assert his droit de seigneur, but just before he was about to do so, the Pope would have him killed for his tomgirlism and attempts at witchcraft.

What if Chris was hired to write for an actual comic book franchise, like Batman, Superman, Spider-Man, etc.?
I thought he already did, under the name Pat Mills. HAAAA!

But seriously, folks, given that the most popular depiction of CWCville has it as a dystopian power fantasy, I'd love to see Chris write Judge Dredd. How would Chris deal with the ultimate jerkop? As a chronically unemployed man who's had several run-ins with the law, he's uniquely placed to empathise with the average citizen of Mega-City One.
 
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What if Chris hosted the Oscars?
"So here is, here is, the uhm- The oscar, but I also made one with crayola model magic and you can and you c- you can choose which one you want... Oh wait, but the stand for the crayola model one is pink and you like pink so you might want that one better and I keep the original one?"
 
What if Chris hosted the Oscars?

I-I'd like to present dis Oscaar to Felicity Dones for Da Theory of Everything, where she stayed with her man despite him not being able to move. Hmm.. yeah.. I need a sweetheart that stays with me despite da hard times and da mean trolling TROLLS that have ruined my relationships and made my life a living HELL.

Congradulations for da movie Felicity. (stares at her tits while handing her the award) You did good. (Tries to give her a hug.)


I'd also like to give this Golden Glob- I mean Oscar to da people who made American Sniper, I mean Selma. (Looks up as Oprah and Ava DuVernay comes up on the stage. Chris starts getting nervous at the proximity of not only one black person, but two of them.) I-I here you go. (Hands over Oscar to Oprah quickly, drops it in the process and then runs off stage.)

What if Chris was still a big anime fan during the current tomgirl era? It would be funny to see he try to cosplay as Ryuko from Kill La Kill at anime convention.

I think he'd probably try to cosplay as Amy Rose or maybe Rosechu at least once.
 
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