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Tikbalang said:
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It's a sailor moon shit
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Chris should just hang his moobs in shame. The Sailor Moon franchise is worse than the Hasbro franchise as far as manufacturing goes. Their toy quality is crap, and they charge 2-3x more. Chris is like one of their most pure consumers. He doesn't really understand anything that's going on, and he has an addiction to cheap plastic junk.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Chris should just hang his moobs in shame. The Sailor Moon franchise is worse than the Hasbro franchise as far as manufacturing goes. Their toy quality is crap, and they charge 2-3x more. Chris is like one of their most pure consumers. He doesn't really understand anything that's going on, and he has an addiction to cheap plastic junk.
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Probably a small grain of meth was attached to the toys until he sniff it, thus making it addictive.
 
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Fapcop said:
That’s certainly odd, considering the discrete, subtle and subdued designs that the Manga genre is so well known for! :story:

But hey, so these crystals that Chris is thirsting for, is kinda the Sailor Moon version of a soul?

I don’t want to get my hopes up, but I wouldn’t exactly say no thanks to a saga where I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME manage to steal Chris-Chan’s soul!

I know, I know! Bring on the “Optimistic “ ratings!
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Calm down. This isn't Yugioh.
 
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Tikbalang said:
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You know, if Chris was an actual nice person and actually kind of cared about people, I would say this was endearing in an autistic way.

But he's a fat selfish slob and it makes it worse that he tries to act like he cares about people. Alas.
 
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duff101 said:
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Sockness is performing a dark ritual to attempt to make a golem. Apparently he can’t because of some weird magic shit that involves having been sexually assaulted by Chris.
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Most people would consider it unwise to have any contact with some sped that literally- I can't stress that enough- has a creepy shrine of you in his room. But to Chris this seems like a great business opportunity. Ah, for the old days when the worst that would happen is someone convince him to smash his console.

...and that other thing with Bluespike.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
To my eternal shame I too used to watch sailor Moon.... hear me out, it was the 90s, I was a stupid little kid, and I didn't know any better. Now you couldn't pay me to watch that crap.
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It's cool, I was a kid in the 90s too. The storyline, although a bit dated was actually very creative.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
It's cool, I was a kid in the 90s too. The storyline, although a bit dated was actually very creative.
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Yeah you got me there, I guess it's fine to look back on it and laugh about it but not ok to be a nearly 40 balding fatass and still dressing like a 14 year old anime wank fodder.
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Jasonfan89 said:
To my eternal shame I too used to watch sailor Moon.... hear me out, it was the 90s, I was a stupid little kid, and I didn't know any better. Now you couldn't pay me to watch that crap.
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Seventh grade me loved it. It's really just a formulaic 90s kiddy anime. Like all the other formulaic 90s kiddy shit Chris loves.
 
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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
Seventh grade me loved it. It's really just a formulaic 90s kiddy anime. Like all the other formulaic 90s kiddy shit Chris loves.
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Yeah I may be powerleveling here but, what separates us from Chris is we've moved on from formulaic kid's stuff and realize how stupid and awful it is. Chris is too blinded by his desire to still be an innocent little kid that doesn't know better that he'll never admit his quasi-religious devotion to children's media is not normal or at Least healthy for someone his age.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
Yeah I may be powerleveling here but, what separates us from Chris is we've moved on from formulaic kid's stuff and realize how stupid and awful it is. Chris is too blinded by his desire to still be an innocent little kid that doesn't know better that he'll never admit his quasi-religious devotion to children's media is not normal or at Least healthy for someone his age.
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After all, if he lets go of that, what else would he live for?

What else is there for him to hold on to if not for his Sonichu-verse nonsense and the Merge silliness?
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
Yeah I may be powerleveling here but, what separates us from Chris is we've moved on from formulaic kid's stuff and realize how stupid and awful it is. Chris is too blinded by his desire to still be an innocent little kid that doesn't know better that he'll never admit his quasi-religious devotion to children's media is not normal or at Least healthy for someone his age.
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I certainly agree with this statement, but I feel like his delusional...and deteriorating state of mind really keep him down to this level. His newest "I don't need a job, cause i'm a God, CPU what the fuck ever" video shows even further that yes, he does have the mind of a child, but still is able to preform the mental gymnastics of a zealot. im actually quite new to discovering Chris, like 8 or 10 months ago. and it is equal parts fascinating, sad and infuriating.

Eugene90 said:
After all, if he lets go of that, what else would he live for?

What else is there for him to hold on to if not for his Sonichu-verse nonsense and the Merge silliness?
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To hold on to? nothing, to discover?....well if this was 10 years ago i would say a lot, probably not as much now, but it would sure as shit open opportunities for a "next step", since Barb probably only has a few years in her at most
 
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BadGoy1488 said:
I certainly agree with this statement, but I feel like his delusional...and deteriorating state of mind really keep him down to this level. His newest "I don't need a job, cause i'm a God, CPU what the fuck ever" video shows even further that yes, he does have the mind of a child, but still is able to preform the mental gymnastics of a zealot. im actually quite new to discovering Chris, like 8 or 10 months ago. and it is equal parts fascinating, sad and infuriating.


To hold on to? nothing, to discover?....well if this was 10 years ago i would say a lot, probably not as much now, but it would sure as shit open opportunities for a "next step", since Barb probably only has a few years in her at most
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Trust me, his story goes from funny to infuriating and then finally to sad, just don't a log and try and say you're better than him and for the love of God do NOT give him money or try to directly contact him a few speds have already gotten a harsh welcome this Summer
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
Trust me, his story goes from funny to infuriating and then finally to sad, just don't a log and try and say you're better than him and for the love of God do NOT give him money or try to directly contact him a few speds have already gotten a harsh welcome this Summer
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chris has evolved and achieved sadcow status. Love is over.
Also fuck you I'm buying the merch
 
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