Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.
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Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …
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Orange//Net said:
The point is that Prince Andrew groping and having sex with a trafficked 17 year old would be a federal crime. So even if you think that "17 is old enough", the federal age of consent is still 18. So under those pretenses you would be prosecuted for having sex/groping a minor.
That's ignoring the child prostitution shit which negates consent laws. Because 17 is still considered legally a child in basically every country ever.
In this case the word "pedo" isn't being thrown around enough.
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No it depends on the state.
 
I'm putting my money on intelligence. We already know they spy on powerful people. They probably used Epstein to get dirt on the powerful folks and that's why he got the deal in the first place. Deep state realize they can't get him off again so they off him.

I could be completely wrong the elite definitely have the resources to kill him, but I just think the CIA would be more capable
 
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Darndirty said:
Btw could someone fill me in on the matt groening part? Seems like a random name to be connected to epstein
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Mentioned earlier in the thread. His feet are apparently really nasty. That revelation showed up somewhere in the volume of legal docs regarding Epstien.

Sorta a funny side issue.
 
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PonelessBizza said:
Sounds like a conspiracy
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Speaking of conspiracy, the lolcows of Beforeitsnews.com try to give the Weekly World News a run for their money about claming then Epstein received oxygen 1 hour after jail suicide. https://beforeitsnews.com/v3/alternative/2019/3695869.html ( http://archive.fo/4BN9W )

Jeffrey Epstein is alleged to have committed suicide today but the reports are clouded with mystery as he appears to be receiving oxygen from medics as well as having his hands in a position that looks like he has control of his hands 50 minutes after the call was made to report his suicide. We look at suicide watch protocol in jail.

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Shows the initial reports of Epstein’s alleged death. Before the next videos look into some strange factors and numerology around the dates with more key findings. Please watch all three videos as they were quick fire live reports one after another.
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It's HK-47 said:
I removed it because I'm an idiot who didn't know that's standard operating procedure, so the assumption I was making would have done nothing but fuel conspiracy-mongering. It's still over here if you want it, though.
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oh ok I gotcha. I'm just trying to fill my friend in who just woke up and wanted to show her all the images. thanks!
 
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Jim's Monday stream is gonna be fun.


Inb4: "committed suicide with 18 gunshot wounds to the back of the head, while speeding down a highway in an RV on cruise control, while bathing with a toaster and smoking bath salts. Can't be a Clinton "suicide" unless it's completely unbelievable now, can you?
 
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Orange//Net said:
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I would tend to agree that the JFK conspiracies have nothing to them. However, Epstein had a lot of people who wanted him dead. This woman probably thinks Clinton sex crimes extend to "fucking your secretary" "Pizza gate bullshit".


"You see Prince Andrew had nothing to do with it, he wasn't in the US at the time" "Nothing to see here" 🤪
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That would make a fantastic SNL sketch:

MOS: hey, back off, CIA, he's ours to kill.
CIA: fuck off, Mossad, we were here first.
CLINTON ASSASSIN: oh is there a line? Can someone just let me take an ear? I need to get paid.
MI6: guys, I need this kill or the queen's going to have my head.
CIA: literally?
MI6: I don't know.
RANDOM HITMAN: hey, while you guys are fighting I'll just need to talk to Jeff-
MOS: oh no you don't, goy. You wait your turn like everyone else.

EPSTEIN: You know what? I'm just going to kill myself so none of you get credit. How's that? *hangs himself with middle fingers raised to everyone*
 
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