James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%

  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%

  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%

  • Board James

    Votes: 443 15.5%

  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%

  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%
  • Total voters
    2,854
Foltest said:
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I didn't realize Gilbert was so old now. I still have that image of him with his greased black hair. That James is able to get ahold of all these celebrities is pretty cool, but yeah I agree this wasn't the best episode. Can't believe that was a PS4 game though, that barely qualifies for a PS1 game.


Sexy Times Hitler said:
Gentlemen, please. We're on Kiwi Farms, we're all cucks here.
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Alright, which one of fuckers cucked me? I thought we were cool
 
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I love how five years ago the movie was in production and everyone thought James was gonna end the AVGN series.

Now, James gets 90s, C-List celebrities. You may think of that as jumping the shark but I feel it's more about determination.

To quit AVGN for James would be like quitting filmmaking altogether. Hence why he created Rental Reviews and why he expanded his cast and joined up with Silvermania.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
I love how five years ago the movie was in production and everyone thought James was gonna end the AVGN series.

Now, James gets 90s, C-List celebrities. You may think of that as jumping the shark but I feel it's more about determination.

To quit AVGN for James would be like quitting filmmaking altogether. Hence why he created Rental Reviews and why he expanded his cast and joined up with Silvermania.
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At least he's done a lot better than that movie since
 
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I'm actually kinda warming up to Rental Reviews. If it weren't for Justin Silverman those videos would be pretty good, the other guys aren't that bad (they always really get into the discussion while Justin just sits in the middle of the screen like an anemic toad) and James needs someone to talk to if nothing else.
 
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Piss said:
Yeah, this episode was much better than Life of Black Tiger. Pretty good outro sketch, too.

The less effort James puts into a video, the better it is, and this just continues to prove that theory
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I think the outro skit in this episode was better because it had a bit more of a reason to be there. It was pretty much there to make fun of the possibility of selling a cereal appropriate for those Doom mods. In the Black Tiger review, the skit just felt kind of forced, and it was not even that funny in the first place.
 
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3:50 the gag where he puts the CD into the Commodore tape reader thing is a very JonTron gag.


He tries to find something to complain about and complains that when you die you lose all your guns. Even though you could save and load your save. I was surprised to see him use GZDoom. Oh fuck, he plays Brutal Chex Quest! I was about to bring that up. The final sketch was pretty good.

It's 7 or maybe 8 out of 10 video.
 
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