Sockness manipulated Chris with threat to stop the Merge, RPing as Magi-Chan

[I wanna Cum Daddy]

If his behavior isn't enough to make you loathe him, just one look at his trademark drunk baby smirk will do it.

Also his autistic "Ice Eyes" that he adds to every creepy picture he takes for social media.

 

[Mage]

Given Chris wouldn't cough up the money to go Redmond when he thought the shigure myamto wanted to speak with him about a sonichu game it's only slightly better to think he won't spend money on a trip to California I never thought I'd say this but I actually hope Chris takes the money and runs off with it on toys and junk because he'd be much safer with it

It's kinda like Picking a Poison. But yeah, Legos and Toys are the better option in this case.

 

[francesco]

Call it a logging but I just Wana backhand Chris and repeat "sockness is trying to get in your tranny granny panties stop talking to him" until either his face resembles a red balloon or it gets into that mushy hole riddled block of cheese he calls a brain.

Why does everyone here assume Chris doesn't want it in the medallion-hole? He's not that retarded; he obviously realizes what Sockness is after and he has a history of shoving things up there.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I think your hand would wear out before anything penetrated Chris’s addled brain.

Yes. We could scream at the top of our lungs into his face that he is in actual peril and he would just call us haters and bullies in full confidence that his goddess powers will keep him safe. I was initially not concerned as it was all online blather but with this intention to travel I suspect Very Bad Things are afoot.

 

[Jack Awful]

Is it wrong I don't feel bad for Chris anymore? He's made it abundantly clear he doesn't want to change, and any attempts to stop Sockness would be in vein.

I hate to say it, but Sockness is at least mixing shit up. He's a piece of shit, but this whole saga has been entertaining.

I say just sit back and watch, like we're supposed to.

 

[turboNIG-3k]

I think your hand would wear out before anything penetrated Chris’s addled brain.

Hopefully the same can be said about his sphincter

 

[Alex Krycek]

Hopefully the same can be said about his sphincter

Gaycob Cockness.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

He may have to take a dick up the ass to learn cartoons aren't real. We've all been there.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Who didn't manipulate Chris??

 

[Fapcop]

Chris is 100% impulse and instant gratification.
Why put effort into fixing his life, work at a job, and accept his past failings when he can live in fantasy land while living off the government?

It’s almost as if having half a dozen consoles at the age of 12 (Nintendo 64, GameCube, Sega Saturn, Genesis, Nintendo DS, and prob. some more I forget about) without ever having to lift a finger to get them permanently damaged Chris?


Also, let’s give the worlds most sarcastic slowclap to all of the teachers at Manchester High who gave Chris passable grades despite knowing he’s a tard, because aww, poor little autist!

That sure worked out juuust swell!

He may have to take a dick up the ass to learn cartoons aren't real. We've all been there.

Heh... Optimistic! Need I remind everyone who’s worried about Chris’s anal cherry, about the immortal words of Stephanie Bustcakes?

“I don’t do anal.............. I don’t do it”

 

[Rupin]

It’s almost as if having half a dozen consoles at the age of 12 (Nintendo 64, GameCube, Sega Saturn, Genesis, Nintendo DS, and prob. some more I forget about) without ever having to lift a finger to get them permanently damaged Chris?


Also, let’s give the worlds most sarcastic slowclap to all of the teachers at Manchester High who gave Chris passable grades despite knowing he’s a tard, because aww, poor little autist!

That sure worked out juuust swell!

Would you have wanted to deal with that idiot longer than you had to?

 

[King Kiwi]

Wait...wait.
Chris really believes the Merge is real?

Shit, he is crazy.

I'm not sure how Sockness being a manipulator is a big reveal, however, all these yahoos are in one way or another.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Also, let’s give the worlds most sarcastic slowclap to all of the teachers at Manchester High who gave Chris passable grades despite knowing he’s a tard, because aww, poor little autist!

Don’t blame the teachers. If adult Chris still wanted/needed his parents to intervene for him with both the Game Place and PVCC, you don’t think Borb would have come down with great vengeance and furious anger on any teacher who dared keep Chris off the honor roll? Come to think of it, it was probably Borb who ensured that Chris had the six vidya consoles you previously mentioned.

As with so much else, the core of Chris’s problems stem from piss-poor parenting. Heck, I doubt Chris came up with the idea of Kick The Autistic being America’s favorite game on his own.

 

[FF 215]

This is some deviant shit.
Imagine being so crazy that you want to starfuck/hatefuck Chris.
F.

 

[CraBman]

Motherfucker played us all.

 

[RogerSpanderbilt]

This is bad. Im starting to think we owe the idea guys an apology. Anything, even the CWCVille Schutzstaffel would be better than this. Chris is gonna end up in a dumpster with his Sonichu medallion where his testicles used to be.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Wait...wait.
Chris really believes the Merge is real?

Shit, he is crazy.

I'm not sure how Sockness being a manipulator is a big reveal, however, all these yahoos are in one way or another.

nigga where have you been?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

This is too autistic for me nigga I'm out

 

[JULAY]

How does Chris keep getting manipulated by people more autistic than him?!

He's a fat moron with the IQ of a potted plant whose basic philosophy can be summed up as follows:

Spoiler

 

[King Kiwi]

nigga where have you been?

Double over time. Where have you been?