Here's my pick of RPC's latest videos:
A rant about HRN flexing his money online. RPC reckons he doesn't actually have any money.
RPC gives some life tips: guys don't take all your money out with you on a night out, keep some money in your shoe. Ladies, don't keep all your money in your handbag, keep some in your bra. Only tip at the end of the night. Don't wear elaborate jewelry on subways, you'll get robbed. Don't use your phone in the street and leave your laptops at home. If you ever find yourself lost in NYC give RPC a call, he'll come find you and get you where you need to be.
An ad for Lucifer's Lair where we get a look at his doll collection
Officer Cum Dump has been promoted to Sergeant.
Totes emosh because he was practicing singing some love songs for when he's doing karaoke. Alright story time: Got some crazy emails from a guy from Texas who is coming to New York soon, his partner is his uncle and they both want to come over and hog tie RPC and fuck him. They're white but he's okay with that. Says the uncle looks like Tom Segura.
Rant about HRN and a lot of celeb name dropping. He's still friends with Tom Selleck and Tom Selleck called HRN a big fat mess. John Travolta said he was ugly. RPC says he used to work for Howard Stern and knows for a fact that Howard Stern wants nothing to do with HRN. HRN has a small pee pee. RPC's mom used to collect rent for a landlord which is the same job that RPC says HRN does. Says HRN is messaging underage girls and boys. Calls HRN fat and criticizes his e-begging. Metrosexuals don't exist HRN is a gay. Tom Segura is better looking than HRN.
Tips on how to cheat on your wife. RPC's channel is not for kids. Anyone he finds watching his channel who is a minor gets blocked. No kids allowed, switch channels. I would say this has come up because YouTube sent out COPA questionnaires this week but RPC is very specific that his channel is for over 21's, he's brought it up in older videos too. Pierce him, tattoo him, mutilate him.
Talks about all his clothes and how he's got a bedroom that is basically a walk in wardrobe. Talks about some more products he's planning on shilling. Don't worry though he doesn't keep them all to himself, he brings all this stuff to Coney Island and shares it out among his friends. Cinnamon Cafe Amore is the best coffee and he's getting more Dutch Master cigars in soon. Says YMH wouldn't want anything more to do with HRN, Christina P is gorgeous and Tom Segura is successful, they don't need to associate with HRN.
Testing
New character: Ship's Captain
New Character: Ghetto Thug (I think he's trying to act black, not sure if this is racist) Stops wanking halfway through to say that he's collecting toys for disadvantaged kids and food for the homeless for Thanksgiving and then goes back to wanking. Sounds like he's gonna die towards the end because his breathing is terrible. (No joke, I thought he was gonna collapse, someone get this man an inhaler)
(1st Video) Rant about HRN, says he's a liar and a fake German secret Arab. Rant about his ex-friend Richard Marino who apparently turned into an asshole after inheriting money when his mom died.
(2nd Video) Howard Stern doesn't like HRN, Daniel Tosh doesn't like HRN, stop copying me. Says HRN went to jail for card and car theft, pedophilia and kiddie porn. Says HRN was caught in a bathroom in Madison Square Garden's with an underage boy back when he used to wrestle wrestle. RPC hasn't started calling himself Hard Rock Bob because of HRN he used to be called Hard Rock Daddy when back in the day when he was big on the S&M scene and Tom Selleck told him to start using Hard Rock Bob on his YouTube channel.
(3rd Video) He used to write for Howard Stern and still talks to him that's how he knows Stern thinks HRN is a pedo. Said HRN got fired from the Eagles Nest because he robbed cash from the bar. Goes on a big rant about how Tosh was laughing at HRN not with him while HRN was on Tosh.0 (I'm pretty sure that's what was happening when RPC was on YMH but okay). Says HRN made Kiddie porn.
