Lolcow Robert Paul Champagne / The Try it Out Guy

A little throwback, but this one in particular from earlier in the thread is remaining with me and despite its content I dare call it a favourite. I think the first 2 mins might be the most ideal intro to his style, short on intro ramble, it dives right into some very inventive and surreal banter. He's on the top of his form, launching into some William Shatner-style spoken word wank session with a freestyle of the most perverted train of thought food workplace allusions anybody has produced.

 
A little throwback, but this one in particular from earlier in the thread is remaining with me and despite its content I dare call it a favourite. I think the first 2 mins might be the most ideal intro to his style, short on intro ramble, it dives right into some very inventive and surreal banter. He's on the top of his form, launching into some William Shatner-style spoken word wank session with a freestyle of the most perverted train of thought food workplace allusions anybody has produced.

I love that he wrote his piss on me beat me speech on the crown for it. He did other burger king videos but he just had the regular crown. I should've archived all of the original videos when I had the chance, there were hundreds.
 
Here's my pick of RPC's latest videos:
A rant about HRN flexing his money online. RPC reckons he doesn't actually have any money.

RPC gives some life tips: guys don't take all your money out with you on a night out, keep some money in your shoe. Ladies, don't keep all your money in your handbag, keep some in your bra. Only tip at the end of the night. Don't wear elaborate jewelry on subways, you'll get robbed. Don't use your phone in the street and leave your laptops at home. If you ever find yourself lost in NYC give RPC a call, he'll come find you and get you where you need to be.

An ad for Lucifer's Lair where we get a look at his doll collection

Officer Cum Dump has been promoted to Sergeant.

Totes emosh because he was practicing singing some love songs for when he's doing karaoke. Alright story time: Got some crazy emails from a guy from Texas who is coming to New York soon, his partner is his uncle and they both want to come over and hog tie RPC and fuck him. They're white but he's okay with that. Says the uncle looks like Tom Segura.

Rant about HRN and a lot of celeb name dropping. He's still friends with Tom Selleck and Tom Selleck called HRN a big fat mess. John Travolta said he was ugly. RPC says he used to work for Howard Stern and knows for a fact that Howard Stern wants nothing to do with HRN. HRN has a small pee pee. RPC's mom used to collect rent for a landlord which is the same job that RPC says HRN does. Says HRN is messaging underage girls and boys. Calls HRN fat and criticizes his e-begging. Metrosexuals don't exist HRN is a gay. Tom Segura is better looking than HRN.

Tips on how to cheat on your wife. RPC's channel is not for kids. Anyone he finds watching his channel who is a minor gets blocked. No kids allowed, switch channels. I would say this has come up because YouTube sent out COPA questionnaires this week but RPC is very specific that his channel is for over 21's, he's brought it up in older videos too. Pierce him, tattoo him, mutilate him.

Talks about all his clothes and how he's got a bedroom that is basically a walk in wardrobe. Talks about some more products he's planning on shilling. Don't worry though he doesn't keep them all to himself, he brings all this stuff to Coney Island and shares it out among his friends. Cinnamon Cafe Amore is the best coffee and he's getting more Dutch Master cigars in soon. Says YMH wouldn't want anything more to do with HRN, Christina P is gorgeous and Tom Segura is successful, they don't need to associate with HRN.

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New character: Ship's Captain

New Character: Ghetto Thug (I think he's trying to act black, not sure if this is racist) Stops wanking halfway through to say that he's collecting toys for disadvantaged kids and food for the homeless for Thanksgiving and then goes back to wanking. Sounds like he's gonna die towards the end because his breathing is terrible. (No joke, I thought he was gonna collapse, someone get this man an inhaler)

(1st Video) Rant about HRN, says he's a liar and a fake German secret Arab. Rant about his ex-friend Richard Marino who apparently turned into an asshole after inheriting money when his mom died.

(2nd Video) Howard Stern doesn't like HRN, Daniel Tosh doesn't like HRN, stop copying me. Says HRN went to jail for card and car theft, pedophilia and kiddie porn. Says HRN was caught in a bathroom in Madison Square Garden's with an underage boy back when he used to wrestle wrestle. RPC hasn't started calling himself Hard Rock Bob because of HRN he used to be called Hard Rock Daddy when back in the day when he was big on the S&M scene and Tom Selleck told him to start using Hard Rock Bob on his YouTube channel.

(3rd Video) He used to write for Howard Stern and still talks to him that's how he knows Stern thinks HRN is a pedo. Said HRN got fired from the Eagles Nest because he robbed cash from the bar. Goes on a big rant about how Tosh was laughing at HRN not with him while HRN was on Tosh.0 (I'm pretty sure that's what was happening when RPC was on YMH but okay). Says HRN made Kiddie porn.





 
The doll corner looks like something from the Curse of La Llorona :cryblood:
Even worse close up
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This Barbie has seen some shit.

They're antiques though, he's very worried about people stealing them and part of why he's looking for guys to move in is he wants someone to leave them to when he dies. I think he gave one to Christina P as a gift though because he loves her.
 
Some of last nights videos:

Alright story time: Talks about a guy who called over earlier and fucked him. Says the guy poured hot wax on him and it was super hot tells another story about an orgy he had.

Sargent Cum Dump has been demoted to officer.

Cowboy character - graphic cowboy fantasy

An explanation to Youtube that his previous video wasn't pornography it was historically accurate. PSA adopt a pet don't buy one. 'Be good to the homeless because they were once people too' (lol, I don't think that's what he meant to say). He's doing a toy drive for kids, he's gonna rent a hotel room and charge guys to use and abuse him, all donations will e used to buy toys for children.

He used to write country music, once wrote a great song but gave it to the wrong guy and they made a disco song out of it and screwed him over. RPC has a sneezing fit.

Some of RPC's hopes and dreams. (wholesome :feels: )His nice 'family' of guys who just wanna have fun, Lucifers Lair bar, Thugs Live porn podcast/ show. 'Sex is okay, we're not gonna murder anyone':O

Hollywood is keeping independent artists down. Hollywood YouTube is a bad idea and it will be the downfall of YouTube. (I agree) YouTube is gonna be like TV, all news and Hollywood, Facebook is gonna die soon and same with Instagram because of censorship. People love YouTube because it's people doing their own thing.
A very animated ad. The internet is gone crazy. Had some 16 year old kids prank calling him, RPC called their parents because he is not for under 21s. Parents were very understanding and now the kids don't contact him anymore. Recites a poem at the end.

Gay bars are trying to stop YouTube and other media which people use to meet other people. They tried to stop the chat lines and now they're after social media. All because people aren't spending money at gay bars. (I am loving this new Robert Paul Conspiracy content).
 
A very animated ad. The internet is gone crazy. Had some 16 year old kids prank calling him, RPC called their parents because he is not for under 21s. Parents were very understanding and now the kids don't contact him anymore. Recites a poem at the end.
This is one of the things I love about this guy. He comes out with some of the sickest things about being pissed on, beat me, massive gay orgies etc, yet if he thinks kids are watching he'll tell their parents. And the guy wants to raise money for sick kids too.

He's a such a wholesome cow, in a weird way. Wish there was still a bear scene for him to fit into. :(
 
This is one of the things I love about this guy. He comes out with some of the sickest things about being pissed on, beat me, massive gay orgies etc, yet if he thinks kids are watching he'll tell their parents. And the guy wants to raise money for sick kids too.

He's a such a wholesome cow, in a weird way. Wish there was still a bear scene for him to fit into. :(
I kinda want him to succeed and find a few guys to live with him. The wholesome v degenerate thing cracks me up.
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Here's my picks of last night videos:
Rant about HRN, says he used to steak credit cards and that he has been recently spotted in multiple gay bars. He's a secret gay and wears womens lingerie. HRN is a bottom, with a small pee pee and he's also impotent. At the 5 minute song he sings a song about HRN. (It's quite catchy). He robbed from the bar he worked in (Eagles Nest) and the reason he has tattoos is that his skin is scaly because he has HIV.

Alright story time: This morning he met a mechanic called Chuck who invited him into the back of hiss garage where there were 2 black homeless guys and all 3 of them took turns on RPC. They were tearing up his throat and asshole at the same time. One of them pee'd in his butt. They were all very impressed at RPC's lack of gag reflex. 2nd video is the same story with some different details and a better camera.


Another HRN rant. Reacting to one of HRN's videos where he was talking about the new YouTube TOS. Says HRN pays for male prostitutes. Says he looks like an old age drag queen with a beard. HRN stole guns, cigars and leather goods from a bar. HRN physically assaulted his handicapped mother and stole from her.


This is the stream he was reacting to. HRN is really aggressive to the chat and comes across as really unlikable. Seems convinced that Joe Rogan only won't have his on JRE because he has daughters, LOL Rogan doesn't even know who he is. Name drops a ,load of other comedians and bitches about them not having him on their shows. A person called Jai Haze dropped him $500 in superchats.
RPC left him some comments
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Wanking video fyi he also has a gift shop in his apartment so you can purchase a souvenir after you drop over to fuck him.

He's also started marking his videos on his second channel with 'adults only' (he doesn't put any description or titles on the other channel.

Here's the Tosh.0 video of HRN for some context. It is very stupid and he doesn't realize Tosh is trolling him.
 
I kinda want him to succeed and find a few guys to live with him. The wholesome v degenerate thing cracks me up.
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Hopefully nobody takes him up on the whole mutilation fetish thing. He’s legit the most wholesome and weirdly charming creep on this site and that would be super sad.
 
Hopefully nobody takes him up on the whole mutilation fetish thing. He’s legit the most wholesome and weirdly charming creep on this site and that would be super sad.
Thankfully he's toned that down the last few days and gone back to piss on me beat me and concentrating on his charity ideas.
 
Does he tend to get racier the more he wanks? It's tough to work out how far his fetishes extend into reality - I'd be more worried if he was talking about the mutilation while sitting normally or walking around.

I do hope he gets out and about and meet people even if it's not fuck partners. Plenty of actual gay charities he could hang around in NY. Idk how he is on the loneliness scale, and whether his hookup fantasies are an element of that.
 
Does he tend to get racier the more he wanks? It's tough to work out how far his fetishes extend into reality - I'd be more worried if he was talking about the mutilation while sitting normally or walking around.

I do hope he gets out and about and meet people even if it's not fuck partners. Plenty of actual gay charities he could hang around in NY. Idk how he is on the loneliness scale, and whether his hookup fantasies are an element of that.
No he just switched it up a few weeks ago and every wanking video included mutilation. Glad he's stopped it now. I've noticed though that if he does a couple of wanking videos in a row he becomes less coherent.

In some of his vlog type videos he comes across as being very lonely, his mom died December last year and that's when he started uploading his ad, she was probably all he had. He's mentioned being invited out with friends recently but didn't go because he didn't want to be a third wheel
 
Here's my pick of last night's videos:
Okay so he's back to the mutilate me stuff again. Doing his ad, if you're heading over, pick up a homeless guy on your way over. Don't prank phone call, no point in calling if you live in California. Perspective Jamacian caller whose into rape so looking forward to him dropping by with his friend. Not sure if it was a prank call or not. Doesn't want to live alone. (Emotional rollercoaster)

Jeffrey Starr and James Charles video: Jeffrey is a mess, why would women think that thing is beautiful? James Charles looks like a mutilated man - lose the make up. Jeffrey Starr looks like a person strung on crack (Keeps saying thing) James Charles is like someone put Ken's head on Barbies body. Ladies, take your beauty tips from a biological woman. RPC wouldn't give either of them money and has no interest in watching them argue. Jeffrey Starr looks like a thing that came up from the ocean. Jeffrey Starr is creepy and he wouldn't trust either of them in a room with him (WOW) Folks like these two is why he stopped going to the village. Real men don't wear make up.

Missed an appointment because he was putting so much thought and passion into his 'youtubes' , got it rescheduled so it's okay. Just for his yearly check up but it's rescheduled so it's okay. His new appointment is 11/20/19 at 13:30. Don't give HRN money, he's not a podcast person like Joe Rogan or YMH. (I wonder did he watch JRE when they played his video below).


Robin Byrd is his inspiration for his YouTube channel, he wants to be the male version of her. Someone is meant to come over later or tomorrow with his friend, can't remember which day. They are soldiers, he's doing his part for the country.



Ungrateful children just break toys. Gave a doll he made to a child once and in less than a half hour the child destroyed it and the grandmother didn't care. He designs Barbie clothes but won't put it on YouTube because he doesn't want to attract kids to his channel. Smack your kids, then they'll learn how to act. Rant about HRN being taken off Cameo because he's a nobody. HRN shouldn't ebeg because he's offering no product to people. RPC advertising cigars and the dollar store is different because he donates the items. YouTube started to go shit when HRN joined, must be his fault.

I'm uploading this purely because of the mask

3:53 Remember the village people and how cool they were? He wants to make macho men a thing again. (Don't we all?)

He used to do a chat line called 'the Manhole'. Talks about Dr. Drew and Dr. Ruth. Wants to start doing vlogs about working out and relationships too. Fantasies are a good thing, he's a very strong person so it's releasing for him to have someone dominate him. Can't blame YouTube for having to abide with COPA. The toy stores have closed down and circuses aren't really a thing now. Kids have to learn about the world, when he was a kid his mam and step father had pornographic material lying around the house. His mom read some to him when he was 8 and his stepfather took him to see a porno when he was 15. (I guess this explains why he is the way he is). Why are parents worried about what's on YouTube when they've got Trannies reading fairytales to their kids and teachers teaching made up gay history in school.

Alright story time: Went out to see a guy called Andre and his friends for a birthday sex party. It was so hot and they really pounded him hard. Kind of disappointed that they didn't have any spray paint to paint him but otherwise very good night. No teens or kids, stay away form his channel he doesn't like either.
 
RPC posted his videos early today so this is last night's and todays videos:

Holiday hacks: buy your Christmas gifts on the 26th December and give them to your friends and family then, he calls it 'I love you day' people think it's sweet so it works for him. If you get depressed around the holidays buy some plants, they will cheer you up. Another rant about parents letting their kids run wild and that YouTube should be adults only, it would be much more fun.

Hopes & dreams: He wants to do interviews with people he knows from Coney Island and film some of the shows that happen there and make it into a YouTube mini series. No one he suggested it to was interested though. Talking about what his bar would be like if he ever got to open it. Some tips for keeping your skin looking great. Some diet tips.

Ad for Lucifer's Lair - filming his altar. The sparkly crown on the skull is a nice touch.

Another rant about Jeffrey Starr, he's a lot more sympathetic to Starr in this video, says they had similar childhoods, his father used to beat him all the time (not sure if real dad or step-dad). Thinks his boyfriend is only using him for his money. Starr should be skeptical that his boyfriend is bringing women home, they are manipulative, it would be different if he was bringing men home. RPC smokes weed but only mixed with his cigars. Suggests James Charles does a bit of a documentary so we can see if he's full of shit like HRN.
Sexy Outlaw Cowboy character - Getting raped by Mexicans fantasy. (He keeps doing a terrible Mexican accent)
 
Here's my pick of RPC's latest videos. His uploading schedule is all over the place right now:

1st video: Not happy about drag kids or drag queens reading to kids. Story about working with gay teens and meeting a kid who was abused. Desmond is probably being abused. Story about a guy from Kentucky who phoned him and was telling him he was having sex in front of his 5 year old son. RPC reported him to the cops straight away. (He mentioned this call in passing before but didn't say what actually happened). He starts crying.
2nd video: Gay people got their rights, lets plateau, drag kids is too far, probably lots of pedos involved. Wait until their 21 and then let them do as they please. Non gender people is a mental illness, if you can't deal with it at home send your kids to military school. Says he has trans friends who think the same way as him (sure Jan). Doesn't want kids to go through what his generation went through with all the anti-gay hate crimes and murders.



Alright story time: Met a hot black security guard at the hospital when he was in the bathroom. The guy noticed him checking him out so he showed him his dick. Got his number and he's gonna drop by with his friend after work. RPC picked up some massage oil. Talks about his charity idea (charging guys to fuck him to buy toys for tots). If you're looking for a beautiful Barbie doll to give as a gift let him know and he will let you take one of his. Question for Jeffrey Staff: Does he have make up for men that is light/nude? Still wants guys to come over and bang the shit out of him. Will do a review of James Charles. His check up went well.

Very upset about Desmond is Amazing. Not right for a kid to be doing what he's doing, he should be taken off his parents. RuPaul etc. is fine because they're adults. Reckons by the time Desmond is 21 he'll be strung out in drugs, depressed and riddled with HIV. The club he was filmed performing at should be investigated. If you people out with their kids dressed in drag call CPS, those parents are unfit. Shame on you Rupaul. Got his sweater from a deceased race car driver.

Trying out a new style, might go Blonde for real. Rant about COPA and how it's not fair for creators that don't want to make child friendly content. Responsibility should be with the parents to make sure children don't have access to adult content. His channel is for adult men only. (or me and the 8 mommies who watch all his videos lol). Jeffrey Starr is better than HRN because he sells his own make up not other people's products. RPC used to do make up professionally too. (Perhaps he'll start doing tutorials for us).
Alright story time: Two guys (Dan and Frederick) dropped over earlier and banged him for a buck. They are janitors in the building. It was super hot, they just left now. His room is too bright which is why he's wearing sunglasses. Looking for someone to kidnap him. It's okay if you want to castrate him, he's down for anything.
 
I just found this thread, and I really like this guy. Like everyone keeps saying, he just seems so wholesome, so likable. Most of the cows around here are truly vile people, and this guy just wants to help the homeless and kids!

I hope he starts posting somewhere that doesn't keep shutting him down.
 
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