Containment Random Chris Updates

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Too bad South America didn't get the anchuent prophecy memo, poor niggas probably don't know about the merge and millions of them will die due to not having personal imaginary hedgehogs when dimensions collide.
 
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With the way Chris drew that map, it's hard to say if they're the Falklands or the Canary Islands. It also wouldn't surprise me if Chris believes in Atlantis or something.
 
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Thank you Walmart and Target for having no stock of such toys and thank you ToysRUs for closing down. Hopefully he won't reach for Amazon
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I know Chris watched Emgo (toy review youtuber), there's a chance that he'll watch it.
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Missed opportunity for lulz

Chris was claiming earlier this year about being able to astral project, run to California in Magichan’s body, etc.

Here you have Chris’ full attention and begging for a toy to “examine” (aka add to the horde). Should have told Chris to run on over/astral project/send Magichan to collect it and then watch Chris backpedal on his bullshit.
 
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SOFA-KING RAAAAAA said:
What the fuck is between America and Africa? oversized Falkland islands??
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Say whatever you want about Virginia mental healthcaresystem, thank god we live in a world that has allowed us to have a spectacle to view like chris chan. In china he would've been disappeared and had his organs harvested a long time ago.
 
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Floop said:
God damn it I go days without checking this thread and I keep getting frustrated. How do these people live with themselves enabling the delusions of someone who’s mentally unstable? Like, why??? Fucking why do they do this???
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Because it's Chris Chan and they'll be down in Christory! :biggrin:
I hope furthering a mentally-ill man's decay of mind is worth your 15 seconds of fame and Kiwi post, selfish fucks. *sigh*
 
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Kuchipatchi said:
Because it's Chris Chan and they'll be down in Christory! :biggrin:
I hope furthering a mentally-ill man's decay of mind is worth your 15 seconds of fame and Kiwi post, selfish fucks. *sigh*
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Even worse is it’s more like 3 seconds of “fame” these days. I’ve seen lots of fools put in stupid amounts of time, money and effort into Chris just so they can be a vague footnote in the CWCki at best. In most instances they’re completely forgotten in a week, by us AND Chris.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Even worse is it’s more like 3 seconds of “fame” these days. I’ve seen lots of fools put in stupid amounts of time, money and effort into Chris just so they can be a vague footnote in the CWCki at best. In most instances they’re completely forgotten in a week, by us AND Chris.
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Lololol and I'm sure it stings even extra when you get fucking doxed & even then no one cares enough to fuck with you.

Not even a pineapple & sardine pizza. :(
 
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