Containment What If?

Replicant Sasquatch said:
What if Chris forged in secret a master ring, to control all others?
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He would forge it out of Crayola Model Magic and ruin another carpet spray-painting it in fosforescent pink paint, while getting fingerprints, pubes and pet hair stuck under the paint.

And since he is incapable of doing anything right, it would actually make him the other rings' bitch and degrade him into a Gollum-like state in a matter of hours, instead of centuries (at least he would lose weight).
 
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AnOminous said:
What if Chris actually had a fish?
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He would try to make a wish with it, but when that wouldn’t pan out, he’d forget about it. It would eventually become a snack for one of the feral cats. Whether this would happen before or after it died of starvation, I’ll leave it up for you to decide.
 
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Cedric_Eff said:
Huh, I thought he already seen it. I guess I’m thinking of someone else.
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Ivy made him watch EoE with the rationale being that it would give him some inspiration for Sonichu 9. He liked the sex scene with Misato and Kaji and how he could relate to Shinji’s internal struggles. Other than that it was too depressing for him and all of the symbolism went over his head. He also had a Rei soap dish at one point, but that was probably an impulse buy at an anime convention without actually knowing who the character was.
 
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