Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sissy Galvez]

I’m not a fascist! I’m not a fascist, screamed the increasingly overweight , diabetic thumb as he proudly exclaimed he would deny healthcare to his political opponents!!

What a dope, he’s a fat man with the empathy and iq of a kindergartener.

 

[The Nothingness]

LOL at Robert thinking that what he does is work. Imagine thinking that making boring reviews with laughably outdated production value and going on spergouts on Twitter constitutes as being work, let alone a valuable contribution to society.

Also, Robert has come up with a new insult for the evil mayonnaise ghouls:

Spoiler: Oxy-Goblins

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I can very much believe you're writing this. It's actually easier to believe THIS than it is that we elected him President... until you remember that we still use an electoral system that privileges the votes of illiterate Fox-addled Oxy-Goblins who regard this as cool and good...

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It might be just me but it seems like he wants Oxy-Goblins to be a play on OxyContin, the prescription drug that has led to the opioid epidemic. Classy.

 

[byuu]

Yeah, but how much popular Utopian science fiction from the 90's was made about exploring the oceans, friendo?

Was I the only one who watched SeaQuest DSV?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

It might be just me but it seems like he wants Oxy-Goblins to be a play on OxyContin, the prescription drug that has led to the opioid epidemic. Classy.

It's not just you. He's used various drug problems in rural America as a means to mock and bash the people living there before.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Robert has a wet dream
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Reminder this is a man who believed that we'd get to Star Trek levels of technology in 3 years if Hillary win.

 

[Adamska]

It's not just you. He's used various drug problems in rural America as a means to mock and bash the people living there before.

He really shouldn't throw that rock, given his clear fondness for the devil's drink and porn problem given how hard he thirsts and incels over women.

Reminder this is a man who believed that we'd get to Star Trek levels of technology in 3 years if Hillary win.

Don't forget his very few "ideas" for said future came from sitting in Tomorrowland and poorly remembering the ride as an adult too.

 

[cypocryphy]

If the views of Warren and Sanders were reversed all along Bob would still be for Warren. Same with Hillary and Sanders.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Bob thinks living on the moon leads to an Interplanetary United Nations, the same way someone would think going to the Harry Potter Theme Park is the first step towards becoming an actual wizard.

Bob did attend a theme park which made him a self proclaimed intellectual, so he would believe the same for harry Potter as well.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Surprising absolutely no one, Bob likes trannies, and Bob likes Hookers. I wonder if this is related to his practices of making a plate at a barbecue?

Also, Bob continues to try to sell tat he impulse bought. Such a thrifty and intelligent man

 

[Koby_Fish]

am I the only one who took one look at "Oxy-Goblins" and immediately thought of acne-riddled teens?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Surprising absolutely no one, Bob likes trannies, and Bob likes Hookers. I wonder if this is related to his practices of making a plate at a barbecue?

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Also, Bob continues to try to sell tat he impulse bought. Such a thrifty and intelligent man

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tfw you, a self proclaimed movie buff, have to re-auction off the UNOPENED movie memorabilia because no one bought it the first time.

I did a comparison and so far he's moved the Nutri-Slicer, the turntable, the mini-fridge, and the Metroid T-shirt. Assuming he sold them all at asking price and shipping was at cost then Bobbyboi's sitting on a nice $85.59 smakers! That'll buy him TWO plates at the cook out for someone else to make for him.

One last thing, ABSOLUTE LMAO! He lowered the price on the crock pot by $1.01 and then made the shipping $42.45! That's the way you move product in Drumpf's America, boys!

Spoiler: Crock pots are for closers

Dem shipping prices

 

[Quixotic Man]

tfw you, a self proclaimed movie buff, have to re-auction off the UNOPENED movie memorabilia because no one bought it the first time.
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I did a comparison and so far he's moved the Nutri-Slicer, the turntable, the mini-fridge, and the Metroid T-shirt. Assuming he sold them all at asking price and shipping was at cost then Bobbyboi's sitting on a nice $85.59 smakers! That'll buy him TWO plates at the cook out for someone else to make for him.

One last thing, ABSOLUTE LMAO! He lowered the price on the crock pot by $1.01 and then made the shipping $42.45! That's the way you move product in Drumpf's America, boys!

Spoiler: Crock pots are for closers

Dem shipping prices
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What a deal. That same crock-pot is an astounding $40 dollars (currently $33) on Walmart.com. (And with free shipping if you spend at least $35!)
And the golf course is $30 (with FREE shipping) on Amazon!
And the tabletop games set is such an exclusive, high quality item, that I can't even find it for sale online!

Bob is a fucking business genius!

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

tfw you, a self proclaimed movie buff, have to re-auction off the UNOPENED movie memorabilia because no one bought it the first time.
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I did a comparison and so far he's moved the Nutri-Slicer, the turntable, the mini-fridge, and the Metroid T-shirt. Assuming he sold them all at asking price and shipping was at cost then Bobbyboi's sitting on a nice $85.59 smakers! That'll buy him TWO plates at the cook out for someone else to make for him.

One last thing, ABSOLUTE LMAO! He lowered the price on the crock pot by $1.01 and then made the shipping $42.45! That's the way you move product in Drumpf's America, boys!

Spoiler: Crock pots are for closers

Dem shipping prices
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Why's this grown-ass, childless man got a Disney Princess golf course?

 

[cypocryphy]

 

[Sissy Galvez]

tfw you, a self proclaimed movie buff, have to re-auction off the UNOPENED movie memorabilia because no one bought it the first time.
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I did a comparison and so far he's moved the Nutri-Slicer, the turntable, the mini-fridge, and the Metroid T-shirt. Assuming he sold them all at asking price and shipping was at cost then Bobbyboi's sitting on a nice $85.59 smakers! That'll buy him TWO plates at the cook out for someone else to make for him.

One last thing, ABSOLUTE LMAO! He lowered the price on the crock pot by $1.01 and then made the shipping $42.45! That's the way you move product in Drumpf's America, boys!

Spoiler: Crock pots are for closers

Dem shipping prices
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Is he trying to raise funds for his brother? Remember all those gifts he bought for Christmas and acted like he was daddy warbucks? Probably should have banked it for a rainy day, no surprise Robert is bad with money much like he’s bad at making videos.

 

[Bolo]

Nice shop, but I remeber that tweet and it was middles aged blond women with the Trump.

Robert may have this nastiness when women do things he doesn't aprove, but he doesn't have the balls to say so when it is a minority.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

tfw you, a self proclaimed movie buff, have to re-auction off the UNOPENED movie memorabilia because no one bought it the first time.
View attachment 1100382

I did a comparison and so far he's moved the Nutri-Slicer, the turntable, the mini-fridge, and the Metroid T-shirt. Assuming he sold them all at asking price and shipping was at cost then Bobbyboi's sitting on a nice $85.59 smakers! That'll buy him TWO plates at the cook out for someone else to make for him.

One last thing, ABSOLUTE LMAO! He lowered the price on the crock pot by $1.01 and then made the shipping $42.45! That's the way you move product in Drumpf's America, boys!

Spoiler: Crock pots are for closers

Dem shipping prices
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I'm tempted to get on Ebay and ask him if he offers shipping to obsolete Oxy-Goblin lands, but I feel like that's a bridge too far. Also I think it's a good idea not to eat anything that comes from that crockpot, given what we know about Bob's previous culinary creations.

Nice shop, but I remeber that tweet and it was middles aged blond women with the Trump.

Robert may have this nastiness when women do things he doesn't aprove, but he doesn't have the balls to say so when it is a minority.

Oh yeah, you're right. Also if you look towards the middle of the left edge of the picture the image of Trump and the women (I think they're called Diamond and Silk) doesn't line up with the line that frames the tweet Bob is retweeting like how it does on the right side.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I'm guessing that his brother asked Bob, "Hey, can you help me sell some of my stuff? You have a bigger audience than I do." and Bob agreed. His loyalty to his brother and niece is his only redeeming quality.

 

[Mola Ram]

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Ok, seriously, I know Bob has the progressive Ring of Protection around his twitter feed, but how the fuck does this not qualify as blatantly racist, especially by the fragile standards of the shrieking SJW legions? He is literally calling a pair of black women a different species. Unreal.

 

[אΩ+1]

So does anyone think that bob has an OK Cupid account?