Containment Random Chris Updates

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

So we have chris sperging out about MLP and sonic. no big news there.

That bit with him seeing his dad's duck at an early age? a new bit of information. I think chris was one of those kids who refused to go to sleep and would run around the house making all manner of screeching noises. Presumably, this whole event would have been when he was a mute.

 

[A Grey Cat]

So we have chris sperging out about MLP and sonic. no big news there.

That bit with him seeing his dad's duck at an early age? a new bit of information. I think chris was one of those kids who refused to go to sleep and would run around the house making all manner of screeching noises. Presumably, this whole event would have been when he was a mute.

Turning 30 fucking 8 in a few days and yet still voices displeasure at a cartoon with poorly drawn pictures of his characters being loud mouth protesters. I know it's old hack to mention his age and how in spite of that he continues to think and act like a 14 year old with the brain of an 8 year old.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Slight theory but I’m not putting too much thought into it. Vamprosa, the evolution of Rosechu is supposed to be the dark and edgy one, and he thinks Silvana should be more like a spy or techie sort of character for whatever reason in his particular headcanon.

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

Hmm, that Ray the Flying Squirrel looks suspiciously like Sonichu.

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SONICHU’S. ARMS. ARE NOT. YELLOW!!!!

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Turning 30 fucking 8 in a few days and yet still voices displeasure at a cartoon with poorly drawn pictures of his characters being loud mouth protesters. I know it's old hack to mention his age and how in spite of that he continues to think and act like a 14 year old with the brain of an 8 year old.

Agreed. He does act like a 6-year-old. Only super young kids play pretend like he does. Remember when some little kid walked up to you or someone close to you with a toy and started babbling about it, expecting you to know what it was and the backstory the toy company made up to sell it? Chris is mentally THAT young.

Slight theory but I’m not putting too much thought into it. Vamprosa, the evolution of Rosechu is supposed to be the dark and edgy one, and he thinks Silvana should be more like a spy or techie sort of character for whatever reason in his particular headcanon.

eh, I'd be surprised if chris even remembers his supposed evolutions for sonichu and rosechu. I doubt he'd even use them when Sonichu's ultra form is more powerful, and in the canon of pokemon evolutions are permanent, and chris would hate having Sonichu's wife go from amy rose clone/stepford wife to vampire who spends all day in bed, because chris's sitcom poisoned mind believes that men can't take care of a household.

 

[Metatarsupial]

Hmm, that Ray the Flying Squirrel looks suspiciously like Sonichu.

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*Barely audible* awh meh gawd...

 

[averagejane]

It kind of tickles me how much Chris pines for courtneySNT's attention while simultaneously being passive aggressive towards her work. Like the ship card of SNT that subtly BEGONE THOTed her.

Does she acknowledge or interact with him anymore? I feel like she's too soft to tell him to stop like doopey did. Then again he hasn't been calling Courtney "endearing" terms. As far as I know.

 

[Mason Verger]

It kind of tickles me how much Chris pines for courtneySNT's attention while simultaneously being passive aggressive towards her work. Like the ship card of SNT that subtly BEGONE THOTed her.

Does she acknowledge or interact with him anymore? I feel like she's too soft to tell him to stop like doopey did. Then again he hasn't been calling Courtney "endearing" terms. As far as I know.

Classic negging. Devalue a girl if you can’t rise to her position. Chris is truly a pickup artist savant.

 

[troon patrol]

Chris keeps trying to get ProjectSNT's attention.
Doesn't like communism:

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I know chris doesn't under stand things like communism or socialism but, someone who's lived his entire life exploiting the SSDI system you'd think Karl Marx or Joseph Stalin would have made a cameo in cwcville by now. This twitter post genuinely made me lol.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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I know chris doesn't under stand things like communism or socialism but, someone who's lived his entire life exploiting the SSDI system you'd think Karl Marx or Joseph Stalin would have made a cameo in cwcville by now. This twitter post genuinely made me lol.

The thing is Communism was originally meant to be the party of the workers and was meant to grant equality of outcome to everyone in a classless system.

Basically the exact opposite of what Chris wants. He'll support a system that will let him be a lazy dumbass for his whole life but he tried this shit under any actual communist regime he'd be lucky to get shut up in a State home for the "insane." The real communists hated the intellectuals because they poked holes in the flaws of the system and challenged/questioned authority, but they hated the lazy and slothful just as much because they couldn't squeeze free labor out of them

 

[troon patrol]

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The thing is Communism was originally meant to be the party of the workers and was meant to grant equality of outcome to everyone in a classless system.

Basically the exact opposite of what Chris wants. He'll support a system that will let him be a lazy dumbass for his whole life but he tried this shit under any actual communist regime he'd be lucky to get shut up in a State home for the "insane." The real communists hated the intellectuals because they poked holes in the flaws of the system and challenged/questioned authority, but they hated the lazy and slothful just as much because they couldn't squeeze free labor out of them

Without getting too off topic, I'm well aware Communism/socialism in theory vs practice are two entirely different things. My point was communism/socialism as its known today has a very strong emphasis on social programs for the disabled/economically disadvantaged which, is being exploited by people, people like Chris who don't feel like working and have no care its at the cost of of people who do work (Kacy explained this to him very directly, he is aware his lifestyle is at the cost of other people who do work). In addition the SJW/troon crowds tend to love communism/socialism, if nothing else I wouldn't be surprised if Chris made a "chu guevara" character just because other troons and LGBTOMGWTFBBQ people had Che Guvara bumper stickers.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Eh fair enough personally and...as you said not to go too far off topic like Chris I've tried going on similar programs to his SSDI and all all but the thing is I WANT to work but need money to support myself in between working which is what these programs are meant for in theory. Everytime I tried to apply I was either turned down or never heard back. And yet here's chris, 38 years old been getting a tugboat for 20 years, and hasn't worked a day in his life. I've been screwed over by these same so called social programs before, so why should I believe some whiny buck toothed twat or salty old crab when they say they'll promise everybody will get an income for doing nothing if we "embrace they're neuvo Socialism"

In certain states an unemployed or underemployed woman cannot get Medicaid if she does not have any minor children. You aren't cranking them out? Fuck you. I have no idea what strings Bob pulled. Maybe it's different if you're a tard.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

In certain states an unemployed or underemployed woman cannot get Medicaid if she does not have any minor children. You aren't cranking them out? Fuck you. I have no idea what strings Bob pulled. Maybe it's different if you're a tard.

Chris gets Medicare and the tugboat through Bob's work credits.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

It's just that Chris has boasted about this netting him more than some full-time jobs. That's what really pisses me off. Politically, I lean towards the left myself, but that sort of abuse of a system does irk me. He could do a full-time job, a menial one certainly, as has been said before. He's not missing limbs or hopelessly brain-damaged. He's just a jerk with all the necessary basic motor skills to do a basic, full-time job. Get him breaking rocks or sewing mailbags.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[that last requirement]

*imaginary marriages to hedgehogs and/or pokemon do not count

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Chris gets Medicare and the tugboat through Bob's work credits.

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So if he ever did get married (obvs won't happen) his poor fucking wife would be expected to foot the bill for everything. This is why women don't want men on tugboats, among other reasons. It guarantees a life of poverty and basically indentured servitude to the fat fuck living in the couch. And from Chris' recorded conversations he doesn't even know the rules to this. He thought his tugboat would be his part of the family income.

 

[4Macie]

So if he ever did get married (obvs won't happen) his poor fucking wife would be expected to foot the bill for everything. This is why women don't want men on tugboats, among other reasons. It guarantees a life of poverty and basically indentured servitude to the fat fuck living in the couch. And from Chris' recorded conversations he doesn't even know the rules to this. He thought his tugboat would be his part of the family income.

I don’t know if Chris thought that far. He’s been pretty open about the fact that he wants to be a stay at home husband.
Back in the day he said he wanted an office job that he could work. And I think anyone could agree that “an office job” is probably the best Chris could hope for. Then he got it into his head that he could be the at home dad. Take care of the kids, play video game’s all day, and then have a wife who works, cleans, cooks, and fucks.

People tried to tell him this was not how it works and said it was a little sexist, but he just assumed everyone else was bigoted about how stay-at-home dads work. Kinda like how he assumed Megan was upset about the shecameforcwc because she didn’t like porn...

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I don’t know if Chris thought that far. He’s been pretty open about the fact that he wants to be a stay at home husband.
Back in the day he said he wanted an office job that he could work. And I think anyone could agree that “an office job” is probably the best Chris could hope for. Then he got it into his head that he could be the at home dad. Take care of the kids, play video game’s all day, and then have a wife who works, cleans, cooks, and fucks.

People tried to tell him this was not how it works and said it was a little sexist, but he just assumed everyone else was bigoted about how stay-at-home dads work. Kinda like how he assumed Megan was upset about the shecameforcwc because she didn’t like porn...

OK when we go back to the "father call" with Kacey and the father says "well how are you going to support my daughter then" he brings up the tugboat. This shows that he didn't realize the tugboat would stop docking if he got married. That's what I'm getting at.

I wonder if he ever actually thought he'd have an office job or if it was just something he said to get people off his back.

 

[Rupin]

It's just that Chris has boasted about this netting him more than some full-time jobs. That's what really pisses me off. Politically, I lean towards the left myself, but that sort of abuse of a system does irk me. He could do a full-time job, a menial one certainly, as has been said before. He's not missing limbs or hopelessly brain-damaged. He's just a jerk with all the necessary basic motor skills to do a basic, full-time job. Get him breaking rocks or sewing mailbags.

If i were Chris, I‘d be doing livestreams all of the time and squeezing my paypiggies out for every cent they are worth through superchats.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

OK when we go back to the "father call" with Kacey and the father says "well how are you going to support my daughter then" he brings up the tugboat. This shows that he didn't realize the tugboat would stop docking if he got married. That's what I'm getting at.

I wonder if he ever actually thought he'd have an office job or if it was just something he said to get people off his back.

If Chris thought he'd have an office job, in his mind it would be at the executive level. From what TV has taught him, people who work at an office automatically went up to CEO status without knowing the work that come to obtaining that rank. Chris was just saying that to deflect the question.

If i were Chris, I‘d be doing livestreams all of the time and squeezing my paypiggies out for every cent they are worth through superchats.

He could go the OnlyFans route. But Chris would have to schedule how the content rolls out. Unless he just does a 24/7 nonstop stream.

That would be Truman Show-esque.