Containment Random Chris Updates

Mason Verger said:
I looked it up and those coins are about $85 bucks a piece. So keep sending Chris money, he’s clearly so broke he can only afford two overpriced bits of realty show memorabilia. Remember: mommas starving.
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Daughter taking notes from mother. Ironic how Chris is spending money on collectible stuff that won't be worth much, but he was able to sell much more valuable stuff Bob left him.
 
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RebelRein1488x said:
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It's been proven that the show is indeed fake Chris. Not fake in a pre-produced "Catfish" way, but fake in a sense that they pre-book interesting guests with interesting finds. Just because the bald, fat guy on the coin looks like you doesn't mean anyone actually wants to buy that cheap, mass-produced junk. Anyone that's not aware of Christory anyway.

The Fool said:
I think he's just saying, he wants to do it, eventually. A bucket list item, so, something he'll never do, as per the definition of a bucket list.

Not sure why I didn't say he just astral projected there.
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So this means that having casual unpaid sex and not dying alone are also on Chris' bucket list? Also, Chris smells like the inside of an old bucket.
 
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Chris spending money on TV show memorabilia makes me sad, hopefully its real silver even then its only worth what like $35?

I think @Null has laid claim to it but, I would probably pay a couple of grand for the gun Barb allegedly threatened to shoot Cole with it. Rumor is it's some $150, .25acp, piece of shit, pocket gun like a Raven Arms or Lorcin but, I'd love to add that specific pistol to my collection. That would be the christory equivalent of the derringer John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln with.
 
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troon patrol said:
Chris spending money on TV show memorabilia makes me sad, hopefully its real silver even then its only worth what like $35?

I think @Null has laid claim to it but, I would probably pay a couple of grand for the gun Barb allegedly threatened to shoot Cole with it. Rumor is it's some $150, .25acp, piece of shit, pocket gun like a Raven Arms or Lorcin but, I'd love to add that specific pistol to my collection. That would be the christory equivalent of the derringer John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln with.
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Its sad that he didn't use eBay for those coins. the most rarest coin would be the 1955 double die. That's where the real money is at.
 
troon patrol said:
Chris spending money on TV show memorabilia makes me sad, hopefully its real silver even then its only worth what like $35?

I think @Null has laid claim to it but, I would probably pay a couple of grand for the gun Barb allegedly threatened to shoot Cole with it. Rumor is it's some $150, .25acp, piece of shit, pocket gun like a Raven Arms or Lorcin but, I'd love to add that specific pistol to my collection. That would be the christory equivalent of the derringer John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln with.
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I don't wanna backseat moderate but Null really fuckin hates being called to the Chris board, so I'd be careful throwing that @ around with him.
 
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Yeah I know Josh hates specifically talking about Chris but, I'm curious if he still wants Barb's favorite parenting tool. If Josh doesn't want it no joke that's one collectors item I want after the house goes to the bank. Not to mention Chris has no business handling/owning firearms.
 
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The Fool said:
I think he's just saying, he wants to do it, eventually. A bucket list item, so, something he'll never do, as per the definition of a bucket list.

Not sure why I didn't say he just astral projected there.
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He probably thought of it because Sonic made a Bucket list in the sonic movie.
 
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troon patrol said:
Chris spending money on TV show memorabilia makes me sad, hopefully its real silver even then its only worth what like $35?

I think @Null has laid claim to it but, I would probably pay a couple of grand for the gun Barb allegedly threatened to shoot Cole with it. Rumor is it's some $150, .25acp, piece of shit, pocket gun like a Raven Arms or Lorcin but, I'd love to add that specific pistol to my collection. That would be the christory equivalent of the derringer John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln with.
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Not to backseat moderate, but don't tag Null unless something specifically has to do with him.
 
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troon patrol said:
Yeah I know Josh hates specifically talking about Chris but, I'm curious if he still wants Barb's favorite parenting tool. If Josh doesn't want it no joke that's one collectors item I want after the house goes to the bank. Not to mention Chris has no business handling/owning firearms.
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I can only imagine Barb using a gun in front of Chris using the same scenario as she did with Cole.
I would not trust Chris with a gun either. He handled one in the form of a toy to shoot a mock representation of Adam Stackhouse. Chris was also going to do target practice on Snyder, if he successfully took his photo at the Game Place.

It's funny how one tends to teach normal kids that a gun isn't a toy. In Chris' case, he wouldn't know the difference, or he would be legit afraid to handle a real gun cause he knows it's real and would prefer a toy gun.
 
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The Fool said:
I think he's just saying, he wants to do it, eventually. A bucket list item, so, something he'll never do, as per the definition of a bucket list.

Not sure why I didn't say he just astral projected there.
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He brought up a bucket list because Sonic has a bucket list in the Sonic The Hedgehog movie. But instead of 'things to do before you die' its 'things he does before he leaves earth.' Just saw it today. Its a harmless kids film.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
He brought up a bucket list because Sonic has a bucket list in the Sonic The Hedgehog movie. But instead of 'things to do before you die' its 'things he does before he leaves earth.' Just saw it today. Its a harmless kids film.
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Looks like his fears of Blarms was over. Or he might still have it, and Chris was able to restrain himself cause someone was with him.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
It's been proven that the show is indeed fake Chris. Not fake in a pre-produced "Catfish" way, but fake in a sense that they pre-book interesting guests with interesting finds. Just because the bald, fat guy on the coin looks like you doesn't mean anyone actually wants to buy that cheap, mass-produced junk. Anyone that's not aware of Christory anyway.


So this means that having casual unpaid sex and not dying alone are also on Chris' bucket list? Also, Chris smells like the inside of an old bucket.
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They aren't even in the shop most of the time. They have other people run the shop for them and only show up rarely outside of filming days and special appearances. And it's been a long time since I've watched the show, but I don't even think Chumlee works there anymore. So Chris can forget about trying to get money from the Pawn Star stars for his worthless autograph from some PBS nobody. He'd be turned away by one of the peons that handle the day-to-day business at the shop.
 
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Only real "reality TV" show I'm aware of is the original "cops" running since 1989 or its spinoffs. Fun fact #1 part of "cops" success came from a writers strike in the 1980's where TV networks were working for shows with super low budgets and no writers. Fun fact #2 Josh's grandad was a cop and dragged a nigger down the street at a protest in DC when the nog somehow magaged to get his foot stuck in the motorcycle's footrest/clutch or something, lol whoops. Everything "reality TV" else, is staged scripted from a minor to patronizing amount.
 
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