Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I don't think she was ugly nor particularly beautiful she just looks like a kid to me. And for the most part, looking at this picture, I can tell someone was paying enough attention to her to paint her nails, her hair is washed and looks to be combed, and she isn't wearing filthy clothing. The thing that gets me though, is she doesn't seem to be reacting to her mother smiling at her and it could be that the photographer caught her off guard and she doesn't know what a camera is.... but, to me, she has that same frightened rabbit look that Fathering Autism's daughter has...and it could be she has empty eyes because...the only thing she knew at that time was someone being angry at her. A lot of children who have grownup in households where one or both of their parents were either drug addicts or alcoholics (note the empty bottle on the nightstand behind them) learn that the best thing you can do is be quiet and to fade into the background so as to not draw attention to yourself.

And thinking about that makes me sad (:_(. As stupid, cunty and obnoxious as she is now, she wasn't always that way...sometimes my imagination runs away with me and I see her toddler self cowering in a corner being yelled at because she was smiling or laughing and her drug addled parents took umbrage with the noise or even being verbally or physically abused and not being able to wrap her underdeveloped child mind around why its happening...I feel the same way thinking about Chris-Chan as a child too...and it drives me to drink sometimes.
 
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I suspect you're right. What she's forgetting is that most people are asleep that late & if they're working, they're not likely to be making time for her nonsense in the morning as they're rudhing to get ready for their day. By the time they're home, reaction channels are all over whatever she's posted.
 
I don't think she was ugly nor particularly beautiful she just looks like a kid to me. And for the most part, looking at this picture, I can tell someone was paying enough attention to her to paint her nails, her hair is washed and looks to be combed, and she isn't wearing filthy clothing. The thing that gets me though, is she doesn't seem to be reacting to her mother smiling at her and it could be that the photographer caught her off guard and she doesn't know what a camera is.... but, to me, she has that same frightened rabbit look that Fathering Autism's daughter has...and it could be she has empty eyes because...the only thing she knew at that time was someone being angry at her. A lot of children who have grownup in households where one or both of their parents were either drug addicts or alcoholics (note the empty bottle on the nightstand behind them) learn that the best thing you can do is be quiet and to fade into the background so as to not draw attention to yourself.

And thinking about that makes me sad (:_(. As stupid, cunty and obnoxious as she is now, she wasn't always that way...sometimes my imagination runs away with me and I see her toddler self cowering in a corner being yelled at because she was smiling or laughing and her drug addled parents took umbrage with the noise or even being verbally or physically abused and not being able to wrap her underdeveloped child mind around why its happening...I feel the same way thinking about Chris-Chan as a child too...and it drives me to drink sometimes.
Yeah I see what you mean but we don't really know how she grew up. She lies so much to get sympathy. I don't believe a word she says.
As for her at toddler age- well doesn't do any good to think of her that way now. We've all probably had shit happen in our childhoods- we didn't grow up to be a narcissistic, sped mentality, morbidly obese manipulator. She's reached the age of accountability. Her childhood doesn't really matter.
It may sound cold but she gets no sympathy from me. The girl has probably had emptiness in her her whole life. She's been obese since toddler age. She may have been an unruly demon child. We just have to go by what she is now.
 
Yeah I see what you mean but we don't really know how she grew up. She lies so much to get sympathy. I don't believe a word she says.

I think there's a certain amount of truth to what she says about her childhood. I don't think it was as bad as she describes but if she was lying about being in the foster care system, one of us would have found definitive proof of it by now.

I agree though - I don't feel too badly for her. You can only blame your childhood for so much for a certain amount of time. If she were 17 or 18 and it was fresh then maybe but an almost 30 year old woman blaming her current struggles on what her parents did/did not do when she was a child is pretty pathetic.
 
Yeah I see what you mean but we don't really know how she grew up. She lies so much to get sympathy. I don't believe a word she says.
As for her at toddler age- well doesn't do any good to think of her that way now. We've all probably had shit happen in our childhoods- we didn't grow up to be a narcissistic, sped mentality, morbidly obese manipulator. She's reached the age of accountability. Her childhood doesn't really matter.
It may sound cold but she gets no sympathy from me. The girl has probably had emptiness in her her whole life. She's been obese since toddler age. She may have been an unruly demon child. We just have to go by what she is now.

You're right of course, we don't know anything about her past, and she could by lying. But...I think there may be a grain of truth to what she is saying. People usually don't balloon up to 600 pounds if they are mentally healthy and as for being an obese toddler, someone was giving her that food she wasn't getting it herself.

I have to, however, respectfully disagree that her childhood doesn't matter, whether we want to believe it or not we are shaped by our childhoods to a certain degree, of course that doesn't necessarily mean that someone who had a bad childhood grows up to be a shit person or vice-versa. But the way in which we grow up, the environment we are in the people that we are around does have an effect on who we become.

Now, as an adult, she doesn't get any sympathy from me, she is a grownup and therefore needs to be held accountable for her actions. Though it seems that no one has ever loved her enough to do that, and in turn "they" have done a huge disservice to her as a person. Being held accountable usually starts at an early age, as does getting reprimanded for lying, having an attitude etc. It seems to me that Amber gives no fucks about what kind of attention she gets, whether its positive or negative, as long as it is attention.

In my opinion, Amber is a perfect example of someone who was left entirely to their own devices through critical stages of emotional and behavior growth, and that's not fair to do to a child who knows fuck all about the world. And yes I know life is a crap-shoot and you mostly have to play the shitty hand your dealt and either keep playing or tap out, but the doesn't negate the fact that something like that happening to a kid is fucked-up and more often than not produces fucked-up results.

Amber as a child has my sympathy because there is very little she could have done to change the situation that she was in. And look at the results, she has a brother who is a fucked up wacked-out drug addict who lives in his car, and Amber, a god damn sideshow of freakish proportions, who is slowly digging her grave with a knife and fork. Probably the only one from that household...trailerhouse hold? that escaped completely unscathed was her little brother who got adopted. (And I am morbidly curious to see how he turned out)

That being said not all children who are completely ignored/ abused by their parents or society turn out to be giant useless pant loads, but I will say that these individuals, the ones who manage to claw their way up from the cesspit they were dumped in, tend to have a certain amount of awareness and therefore a higher intelligence, intelligence defined as being able to predict what the outcome of their actions will be in the future. And I think that is something Amberlynn is lacking.

The fact that she lives in a household of spineless pussies who, selfishly, would rather not have to shell out rent and give no shits about the person slowly committing suicide in front of them is sickening and makes me wonder just how they became so fucked up.

edit:apologies I didnt realize it was such a huge text wall I often forget how retardedly huge my computer screen is. Thank you @Slappy McGherkin for pointing that out :)
 
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What's wrong with this bitch.

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This whole 2020 Edition of Phase One Amber can be summed up with, "You guys, I have a confession to make...I'm really fat."

Stop acting brand new, Ham. Everyone's been telling her she's dying and bedbound for years now. God, the gaslighting is soaking wet with desperation.
 
What's wrong with this bitch.

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Lets reflect on this post in a month or 2 when shes maintained the weight with multiple vlogs of her eating out and pulling the anxiety and depression card. She needs to be monitored and not in a environment where the second she craves reeses, she cant text Becky to go get 8 of them.
 
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New WL Instagram post!
This looks... somewhat edible???
 
Kentucky is in a state of emergency over one case of corona virus? Seems kind of like an overreaction. Now if that one case was Al, maybe it would warrant such a panic.

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New WL Instagram post!
This looks... somewhat edible???
Edible, sure, but it looks pretty dull too. Only soy sauce, garlic, and pepper? Unless she used some sesame oil to stir fry it, it probably has no flavor.
 
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There's one now, there will be more, it's only a matter of time.

Along with Norma Jean (and also in Kentucky), Amy and Tammy Slaton should be worried. None of them will have a good time if they catch it.
 
Yup - a case in Lexington, currently in isolation in hospital. I couldn't find details but didn't try too hard. And yes, if there's 1 case, there are more. Corona is out of the bag & spreading; well beyond containment at this point but there was never really any hope of containing it.

This virus hits the lower lungs; most common respiratory viruses stay in the upper areas. Anyone lacking the ability to breathe deeply, in order to clear crap out of their lungs is at risk, not to mention anyone with pre-existing conditions.

This SHOULD be a Come to Jesus moment for anyone obese - their risk is amped up for many medical reasons & once this really gains traction, as well as a higher rate of death among the elderly, the morbidly obese younger folk will start impacting the stats.
 
I feel like an idiot for believing Hamber lost any weight in February after people pointed out that she didn't

She already gained a few lbs back after her January weigh-in and the only thing she did in February was lose all those fucking lbs she gained but didn't also fucking say how much weight she gained

The amount of manipulation this woman can do is staggering
 
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