Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Particle Bored]

Lucas posting bible verses. Lol. Probably the only free book he’s had around since the library shut down.

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Hope he treats himself to a nice strong drink (or eight) and a hearty home cooked Chef Wern meal today.
I’d probably actually give him $3/month on Patreon if he made more mixology and cooking content.
I can picture him now- howling racial epithets at Gen Z girls, attempting to microwave random vegetables in ranch dressing while sipping a 50:50 cocktail of two buck chuck and Malibu rum.

But Lucas, you havent confessed your sins. You deny them profusely. Fucking hell, you literally check off every single deadly sin. (pride, envy, gluttony, greed, lust, sloth, and wrath)

"They learn to be idlers [aka jobless leeches]... Going from [halfway] house to house[less shelter]... And not only idlers... But also gossips and busybodies [who stick their MRSA-riddled noses into other tennants' business], saying what they should not [e.g. everything said by Lucas ever]."

P.S. US Xtian pop is 65% Lukey Luke.

 

[Wernology]

LOL at Lucas spamming Bible verses to feel superior - now he just needs a train obsession and he can be like Len Shaner (it was funny back in the summer of 2015)

I can guarantee that for every Bible verse he spams to feel better, there are at least a dozen that could be used against him. I'd go with Romans 1:18-32, which is about degenerates, for starters.

I love that he has the cognitive dissonance to not think he's an idler.

But Lucas, you havent confessed your sins. You deny them profusely. Fucking hell, you literally check off every single deadly sin. (pride, envy, gluttony, greed, lust, sloth, and wrath)

That might be his one real accomplishment in life: Managing to effortlessly tick off all deadly sins

 

[AmpleApricots]

gluttony even double, somehow

So Lucas is getting catfished again eh? Sometimes I wonder how he's even still alive.

 

[Rogowski]

I’d probably actually give him $3/month on Patreon if he made more mixology and cooking content.

This is one of many hilarious things of note about Lucas. He tries so hard to be an entertaining internet comedian but lacks the self awareness to do it right. Instead of being racist on the internet if he started a YouTube channel on cooking, mixology, and even surviving as a homeless person in Spokane and could do it while poking fun at himself and his past people would watch.

 

[mothman96]

What's he doing spending time posting bible verses. I thought by now he'd be all moved in with his 18 yr old Korean girlfriend, pissing in her kitchen sink, and getting busy impregnating her juicy womb.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

gluttony even double, somehow

So Lucas is getting catfished again eh? Sometimes I wonder how he's even still alive.

I'm pretty sure Lucas gets catfished every other month, he's so stupid and desperate it works every time. All the creeper's big talk about proof and how they need to declare their love, and he still gets tricked every time. I wish I could see what the conversations look like, if they are actually saying the same thing since he seems genuinely stupid enough to fall for the same pickup lines by a catfish

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Lucas would hate Tooter as he got the one thing Lucas has always wanted: underage poon. Even if that was a long time ago. Still, I'd pay to see them interact.

Damn, true enough. I forgot my own Tooter quote post:-
"child woman invited me into her bed..."

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/funny-tommy-tooter-quotes.50701/post-4075147

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Damn, true enough. I forgot my own Tooter quote post:-
"child woman invited me into her bed..."

Lucas is just a fat and unsuccessful Epstein. Hell, he even agrees with what he did and simply believes he was slightly too old due to his telomere eugenics, which by the time Lucas reaches his mid 50s will change anyway

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas is just a fat and unsuccessful Epstein. Hell, he even agrees with what he did and simply believes he was slightly too old due to his telomere eugenics, which by the time Lucas reaches his mid 50s will change anyway

If lucas were to survive to 80 and somehow got a job as a buzzfeed writer you'd start seeing articles saying 'we need to stop anyone under 80 from breeding with 15 year olds and here is why its a good thing'

As has been pointed out many times, his 'science' isn't about the science at all, nor is it about whats best for the population, its literally something he invented to justify his own pedo behavior and pretend he isn't a creep. 'it isn't me saying I have to fuck kids! its science! you have to let me!'

He is quickly approaching the point at which he has nothing more to lose by acting on his pedo impulses, it just hasn't sunk in for him yet. I wouldn't be the least be surprised if he deliberately goes after some kid and tries to do so in a way that would let him fuck a kid while arranging it to get himself declared mentally incompetent and thrown into the nuthouse for 6 months instead of jail.....only to have his plan backfire and get thrown in prison for 20 years as a sex offender instead. He's an idiot and desperate idiots come up with desperate idiot plans

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas is just a fat and unsuccessful Epstein. Hell, he even agrees with what he did and simply believes he was slightly too old due to his telomere eugenics, which by the time Lucas reaches his mid 50s will change anyway

No kidding.

When he says "child fuck island" with forced distaste, you can see the giddiness and jealousy in his eyes.

Cyael had it right. The glee in Lucas's eyes when he talks about all things antisocial is what makes him deserve his lot in life. He's so happy saying nigga, saying women don't expect respect, saying he might give you a handout if you don't beg.... He knows what he's saying is horrible, and he loves it.

 

[AbraCadaver]

If lucas were to survive to 80 and somehow got a job as a buzzfeed writer you'd start seeing articles saying 'we need to stop anyone under 80 from breeding with 15 year olds and here is why its a good thing'

As has been pointed out many times, his 'science' isn't about the science at all, nor is it about whats best for the population, its literally something he invented to justify his own pedo behavior and pretend he isn't a creep. 'it isn't me saying I have to fuck kids! its science! you have to let me!'

He is quickly approaching the point at which he has nothing more to lose by acting on his pedo impulses, it just hasn't sunk in for him yet. I wouldn't be the least be surprised if he deliberately goes after some kid and tries to do so in a way that would let him fuck a kid while arranging it to get himself declared mentally incompetent and thrown into the nuthouse for 6 months instead of jail.....only to have his plan backfire and get thrown in prison for 20 years as a sex offender instead. He's an idiot and desperate idiots come up with desperate idiot plans

I mean tbf we DO need to stop anyone under 80 from breeding with 15 yr olds. Also anyone over 80. Just not for the reasons he thinks.

 

[mothman96]

No kidding.

When he says "child fuck island" with forced distaste, you can see the giddiness and jealousy in his eyes.

Cyael had it right. The glee in Lucas's eyes when he talks about all things antisocial is what makes him deserve his lot in life. He's so happy saying nigga, saying women don't expect respect, saying he might give you a handout if you don't beg.... He knows what he's saying is horrible, and he loves it.

Of course he loves being a POS. He admitted it makes him happy. He can't be no other way. There is only one Lucas, and he's not good or neutral.

I'll Do As I Do:
"Nobody I want to be my girl, wants to be my girl. It does not matter if I'm good, bad, or neutral. So I'm just going to say and do whatever the hell I want because it makes me happy".

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

The problem is saying and doing whatever he wants made him lose his room and forced him out on the streets. He's anti-social enough that no one wants anything to do with him, but he's not bad enough to be forced into jail or a mental hospital yet, although that could change soon.

It's all about pleasing himself in the short term - whether that means sexual gratification, eating, or feeling smug and superior to other people.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

He's homeless now due to reckless behavior and has been brandishing weapons on Youtube. He's mental hospital worthy already.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

He is quickly approaching the point at which he has nothing more to lose by acting on his pedo impulses, it just hasn't sunk in for him yet. I wouldn't be the least be surprised if he deliberately goes after some kid and tries to do so in a way that would let him fuck a kid while arranging it to get himself declared mentally incompetent and thrown into the nuthouse for 6 months instead of jail.....only to have his plan backfire and get thrown in prison for 20 years as a sex offender instead. He's an idiot and desperate idiots come up with desperate idiot plans

God I wish he would try, I'd love to see Lucas on a sex offender list. Thankfully he's too stupid and incompetent for him to actually be any real threat, but he's stupid enough to try and fail and get caught. The videos where he tries to explain this one away and how he's still a catch would be amazing

He's homeless now due to reckless behavior and has been brandishing weapons on Youtube. He's mental hospital worthy already.

Give it a few months, Lucas always manages somehow to do even more dumb shit than before

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I don't know the mental health laws in detail, but I thought the cops would need to be called on him for homicidal or suicidal behavior to get committed.

Yeah, his behavior is reckless and disturbing, and it's been that way for at least several weeks. He's been documenting it in his YouTube videos.

 

[WonderWino]

I think I found someone lucas could be compatible with on youtube. Remember cheesy cukes? I present to you.....cheesy corn

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

To be locked up for your own safety nowadays, you need to be either be incapacitated (pants-shittingly intellectually disabled), or reckless enough to approach people constantly and pose a sustained physical threat. Lucas's cowardice and fear of others shows far too much self-control for him to ever be sectioned for more than a few days at a time, whereupon he will show some signs of 'recovery' and be kicked out as the system is designed to do. He will die on the streets in one way or another.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

I don't know the mental health laws in detail, but I thought the cops would need to be called on him for homicidal or suicidal behavior to get committed.

Yeah, his behavior is reckless and disturbing, and it's been that way for at least several weeks. He's been documenting it in his YouTube videos.

He's handled being homeless better than I would have expected. Though since he ate at homeless shelters even when he had an apartment not much has really changed for his diet. He's also sleeping in filth the same as he did in his apartment, so little has changed there, aside from him having a room to himself. It's also likely he's still in a denial stage of believing the government is going to hook him up with a new place within a few week

 

[WonderWino]

He's handled being homeless better than I would have expected. Though since he ate at homeless shelters even when he had an apartment not much has really changed for his diet. He's also sleeping in filth the same as he did in his apartment, so little has changed there, aside from him having a room to himself. It's also likely he's still in a denial stage of believing the government is going to hook him up with a new place within a few week

Indeed. Give it a month and it'll start sinking in that he's on his own for housing and even the shelter won't let him stick around forever as a permanent solution. Thats ignoring the fact he is openly hostile to the people that run it (he calls everyone else hypocrites but isn't above using the very people he hates when it serves his purpose to do so) so that will inevitably lead to issues as well. I mean he couldn't even conform to the very lax rules of his fartbox, shelters have very low tolerance for harassment or shit behavior and he already got banned from there once

He'll be truly homeless before too long, its inevitable, just a question of how he manages to piss them off and when