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Better to have one and not need it than to not have one when you do need it. That being said, personal competence is a definite must

If you can afford it and can get it legally,I do not see why not. Better safe than sorry.

I am not getting one because:
1 it is banned
2 it is an ethnostate and no minorities near my living space
3 We are an agricultural country, food is the one thing we have and you can't loot the internet.
4 I fully expect martial law if riots happen, and few people are dumb enough to argue with an AK47. The ruling party's favourite is the upper class, so the looting's targets.
5 riots are unlikely. Also, how would people know if you got hoarded supplies, unless you are a tard and tell them? You do not tell people info about yourself. Communism teaches that.

Nah I decided I won't get one, because someone else might need it. >inb4 bike cuck comic
But really I want to save my money as much as I can; I talked to one of my neighbors the other day and they said they bought one just in case. If shit happens, I'll run to him in exchange of 1 bag of rice (which I'll cook with my Nippon white rice steamer, and teach him how to make weeb omelettes).
 
Rekieta Live is giving his hot take on Youtube right now. He is a Lolbertarain, and probably disappoint that the Dick Shows party is cancelled since he planned on going himself. I get his concern over giving over you rights to peaceful assembly and mistrust of the govt. But I haven't heard any good solutions coming from the Libertarian alarmists. Are all these shutdowns by the various local, state and federal gov't an overreach of power?


Discuss.
I'm a retarded Libertarian and I am willing to make exceptions for once-in-a-lifetime shitshows like we are currently mired in. Anyone still in denial is even stupider than me... and I'm a Libertarian.
 
UK Dailies

Tested 50,422 (+6337)

Positive 1,950 (+407)

Deaths directly related to Corona due to be released later today. (Confirmations needed).

I think it speaks of the terrifying weight lifting abilities of the NHS, for all its faults, when it can process so many tests unlike many other states.
 
Not important in this case - tweeter does not matter in the grand scale, since it is a nobody, I do not care about the tweeter personally. The only real danger was them deleting it out of embarrassment, thus making my post nonsensical and this was avoided by screenshot. Proving that they twatted it or I did not fake it, was never a requirement and satisfied my own goals in posting it. /pedantry
Well yeah, it's better if Twitter gets nuked.
No I don't mean the website. I mean their HQ.
 
It's not our fucking fault you left it till the MSM has to scream it from the rooftops
I was ready for this before it even started. Not deliberately, mind you. Just habitual.

I'm going to concede the point, though, because even though I believe I'm correct, I don't have the wherewithall to prove it. Or the time. Mostly the brain.
 
Wanna make a Spaniard/Portuguese mad. Tell them they have black blood in them. This also goes with the Caribbean, Brazil, Cuba, Puerto Rico, parts of South America. Anywhere the slave trades were established, or when the Moors and then later the Ottoman Empire were at there Zenith you have mix races of the darker skin. But colorism exists and people don't want to believe that they might have some other race within their veins.



Gook luck up there.



Yup. Speaking first hand about the fucking racism that goes in in Mehico. They do have a caste system and it is in all parts of their society. If you are a lighter skinned Mehican, and especially can prove that you have some Spaniard, French, or even German Blood in you, most likely you will have started in a higher wealth bracket and/or will have a better chance in getting jobs/work within their government. If you are from the original Native stock that were conquered by Spain to this day you are fucked. This is one of the reasons the Cartels can get so much man power to do their bidding.

Also this little fact since this is St paddy's day.
There was a time not to long ago when a I person such as myself could go down to TJ. Watch the fights, have some fun, make some money and enjoy what was down there. But since the rise of the Zeta's and with that the increase violence down in that region you are no longer safe to venture out and talk to the real people and the real culture. That's something I miss.



Oh the matrix soundtrack and the 1st movie was excellent.

But Mona Lisa overdrive is this.

Every true Cyber punker knows this :) You get brownie points if you ever played the original CyberPunk 2020. Moar Brownie points if you played Twilight 2000, Morrowwind Project, or the original Shadow Run.



This could be real fucking bad depending where it was reported. They of course had their Carnaval' recently.... In San Paulo??? Yea they are fucked. The slums over there are.. Deadly... yea deadly is a nice word for now.

I feel you, buddy. You also do not want to mistake a greek for a turk. They look alike though, but never make that mistake. It is fighting words!

We mostly escaped the turkroach darkening because they simply killed/abducted almost everybody under their dominion with a result of 90% population loss.
But do not worry we got gypsy to compensate for it.



Apparently scientists have isolated the virus and are making vaccine.

The article is hasty and the language is subtle.
They say "For the first time scientists have isolated the virus and are making a vaccine."
I think they mean first in Hungary, not the world.
 
I was ready for this before it even started. Not deliberately, mind you. Just habitual.

I'm going to concede the point, though, because even though I believe I'm correct, I don't have the wherewithall to prove it. Or the time. Mostly the brain.

Have a feels rating.

Could you imagine a Chinese style response in the UK?

"Righto chaps. We found corona at the old folks home, so here's some steel plate and this is dazza with his welding torch."
 
The ones in Wuhan can try my home brew solution, it's a traditional Chinese herbal cure that I obtained from constantly extracting the refined oil out of superfoods, which are apple seeds, peach cores, and cherry cores. It's 100% natural and effective in neutralising the virus, those who don't trust me are reeeee racists.

Sounds safe and all natural to me! :suffering:
 
For all the "it's just a flu, bro. Only fatal if over 70" talk my biggest concern on catching it is the rumours of sterilization. Lung damage blows but I can live with but would be my luck to go infertile when I got married, a house and got the implant removed from my wife just because some dumbass figured it was no big deal and didn't cover their mouth when coughing.

Yes, Corona makes your balls fall off and your dick flies straight out of your pants into the sky and is rotating around the sun forever.
 
I'm not licensed so I bought a fucking bow. Like the full setup with arrows and the glove and shit. I feel like a goddamn knob.

To be fair. I'm fairly sure a bow and arrow would be far more effective at making most people run away screaming incoherently. I mean. A gun is scary, but everyone expects a gun. Nobody expects some crazy motherfucker with a full competitive bow and arrow setup to just drop by out of nowhere. Bonus if they're wearing nothing but the glove and gas mask. I may consider sneaking up on a gun owner I would not try my luck with that guy.

But Mama Merkel country would never lie...

Edit: Also, what is with this American hate? We have a clear fucking villain here (China) but the western world continues to suck China's baby dick while lecturing America about how horrible it is. WHY make a fucking article like this when China lying to the western world and this possibly being a bioweapon is knocking at your fucking door. Fuck China.

Oh noes, I said it.

If china collapses the EU oligarchs loose a fuckton of money as they loose their cheap slave labor. If the USA collapses the EU oligarchs make a fuckton of money as they loose their biggest competitor. Hence muricahate.

Perhaps America should demonstrate some of those "safer" means of enforcing a quarantine then. I'm sure the authorities will have no difficulty getting the famously docile African American population to comply.

And why is it justified? Well, the Chinese, with their quirky Confucian ideals, take the view that the minor inconvenience of having to stay at home for a month or two is a price worth paying if it means that millions of lives can be saved and untold suffering can be prevented.

Chinese confucian solidarity:
-no one even tries to help their neighbors.
-the government bars people home with giant metalic stocks.
-the hospitals crowd with uneducated morons thinking only about themselves and putting everyone in danger seeking testing that can't be done.
-the government only cares about its image and lets people die trying to get out of home for basic food through the window in desperation.

South european catholic solidarity:
-neighborhoods coordinate, make groups to check up on everyone, organize and ensure basic needs for everyone in them
-the government puts basic fines for not staying home and that's enough for most people to obey without doubt even 3 days before the fining could legally start just because people recognize the need to protect themselves and everyone around them.
-the hospitals are organized and enhanced and only recieve minor moron panick which is promptly shamed by everyone else as they are told to take it to the emergency number instead
-the government organizes extensive wmergency plans and even then we give them piles of shit for at this point refusing to test, the first selfish act they've commited, not because of any need to test for treatment (there is none as treatment is unspecific and symptomatic) but because testing is needed to ensure proper information for future similar events, specially by those yet to be infected.

Tell me again about how righteus you humanoid cockroaches are.

Nice video there. Chinese love to talk about subversiveness coming from Murica. I've always been saying that it goes both ways and neither should practice it. The cultural centres, so called, in Australia talk about voting certain ways and certain interests. Nigga what country do you think you're in?

I'd give Winnie a pass. Let's test the vaccine on the politicians of Hubei. The ones in Wuhan can try my home brew solution, it's a traditional Chinese herbal cure that I obtained from constantly extracting the refined oil out of superfoods, which are apple seeds, peach cores, and cherry cores. It's 100% natural and effective in neutralising the virus, those who don't trust me are reeeee racists.
Apple seeds, peach cores, and cherry cores contain small amounts of cyanide.

Worst part is, that's already part of some branches of TCM. Quick explanation for those uninformed.

What's in the seeds technically isn't cyanide. It's laetrille. Thing is when exposed to ANY oxidizing or even slightly acidic medium (aka EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BODILY FLUID) Laetrille breaks into cyanide.

Laetrille was rebranded as "vitamin B17" by the alt med croud and touted as a cancer cure. And of course if you know TCM you know most of its branches are quite happy to integrate every alt med trend they can get their grubby little hands on. Hence... yep.

Let's please remember the WHO told us all to take TCM multiple times.

For those of you hoping for a quick vaccine, let Crazy Uncle Johnny tell you a fucking tale...

See, Crazy Uncle Johnny took a few TBI's working for Uncle Sugar when he was younger. Now, this particular employer of mine, who goes by the initials DOD and DOA, selected Johnny for a few tests a few times.

One of which was a fucking vaccine.

Now, back in the day, Uncle Johnny was a tough motherfucker. A fucking street machine with a bloody grin, if you know what I mean. I was goddamn invincible.

I got told I could dodge an Article-15 if I "volunteered" for special duty. My number got picked and I was told to show up, sign these forms or else, and go get my new vaccine. I was told that 20% of us would only be getting a placebo. Welp, despite hunting all over post for a virgin, I wasn't able to sacrifice one and I didn't end up in the 20% bracket.

I got fucking sick. We're not talking Influenza sick, or fucking measles sick, radiation poisoning, or fucking malaria sick, I've been those sick.

We're talking SICK. My bones felt like they made out of glass, my fucking bone marrow ached and burned. My skin felt like it was peeling off and cracking. I couldn't get enough to drink or eat but so much as cracker dust left me spewing chunky liquid and foam from both ends that contained stuff I didn't remember eating. Then I got the fever. Holy shit. My brain started to fucking cook and I went to the ER with a fever high enough one of the medic girls in the barracks thought I was going to die and drug me into a cold shower while we were waiting for the ambulance. Unfortunately for the ER docs at the medical center, Uncle Johnny liked to lift iron plates in his spare time and liked to fight with other exceptional individuals for fun.

That fucking vaccine fucked me up. I mean, fucked me up hard. I was a tough motherfucker, one of those hyperactive bastards who tear through sickness in like no time with an immune system built for fucking speed that you can only get growing up in a 1970's trailer park and playing in the nearby junkyard till you were 10 to avoid your anti-vax hippy parents, but this shit fucked me up so bad it took me nearly two months to recover, to the point that the unit I was in put me on a desk job. I'd wake up with the shakes worse than when I tried to quit drinking after 2 years trying to drown myself in German booze and pussy. I'd lose my balance and fall down. I lost sixty fucking pounds. I couldn't keep half the food I ate down and would randomly puke it up. I'd go fucking randomly deaf in one ear.

Was it all for the common good?

Nope. The vaccine trials turned out to be a fucking failure, but they didn't find out until after the human trials. It was promising in animals. The first diluted tests works and showed no harm done. But the actual full strength vaccine?

I literally wished I was fucking dead. And I'd been scraped up with a spatula twice.

I was the only motherfucker in that control group of full strength vaccine that stayed in service.

How bad was it? The VA gave me rating just because I was given it. Not a big one, but for the VA to give some dipshit like me any rating? Yeah, they gave it to me without even arguing, just went "Oh shit, here, have some percentage, my dude!". They gave me a higher rating for that fucking vaccine then they did the TBI that wiped out some of my fucking memories.

Until the first wave of fucking tests go through and the first wave of civilians and civilian political leaders get it, I wouldn't get your hopes up.

Yep. For the record, here in spain the news has already mentioned human testing has already started for multiple drugs which had been tested on humans for other ailments before and have now been efficient against SARS. Mostly antiinflamatories and shit like that, so it seems what every other country is saying is true. I haven't bothered updating y'all about it because the chance of any of them working for SARS-Cov2 (coronachan) and finishing the tests before other country gets their version running is as always slim. And in the best case scenario by the time they're publicly available it's likely to be 3 months from now at least. So, really, even if they succeed I'll update you then 'cause it's gonna be a while before you can get it anyway.

All countries are rushing this shit. But all scientists know better than to rush it too much. We learned from events like the one described. There really is no point in getting your hopes up.
 
https://nextshark.com/sams-club-man-arrested-charged/

Lol some spic stabbed 4 people.

1 Burmese man, his younger son, a shop employee, and another child.
Not sure how this will circulate Chinanet. Chinanet tards think there's only niggers, slants, "lesser-than-us" aka gooks, and whitey. Most lump Arabic, Chosenites and Hispanic into whitey.

Luckily none seem to be in critical condition. People who stab children should be hung.
 
As it's evident we're going to have a lot of free time, I'm using this to chart our first week's movie playlist.

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On that note; I've heard rumors that some rural IPs have turned off their artificial bandwidth chokes.... which might account for my baud-rate being faster than it's been since 2003.
 
https://nextshark.com/sams-club-man-arrested-charged/

Lol some spic stabbed 4 people.

1 Burmese man, his younger son, a shop employee, and another child.
Not sure how this will circulate Chinanet. Chinanet tards think there's only niggas, slants, "lesser-than-us" aka gooks, and whitey. Most lump Arabic, Chosenites and Hispanic into whitey.

Luckily none seem to be in critical condition. People who stab children should be hung.
this would be an absolutely perfect time to commit a crime.

Police are going to be wary of coming into your home. People are going to be shut in, and it's not weird if you don't hear from them for days.
 
This thread is a wild ride. Especially interesting is that chinese shills are jumping on tolerance bandwagon to do damage control (remember to eat your bat soup or you're racist). Hell, chinese shills even found out about this thread, this is a testament to how much data they're crunching in their sweatshops to make the world forget that it is CHINESE, WUHAN coronavirus. Not just covid-19. This came from China. Because chinese either put weird shit into their mouths or tried to make bio shit in their virology institutes. You won't be able to pull this bullshit with the world, Winnie, better get your ass ready because it's going to hand out reparations in foreseeable future.
 
As it's evident we're going to have a lot of free time, I'm using this to chart our first week's movie playlist.

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On that note; I've heard rumors that some rural IPs have turned off their artificial bandwidth chokes.... which might account for my baud-rate being faster than it's been since 2003.

I don't see the great French/Czech animation, "Fantastic Planet," on that list.

 
For all the "it's just a flu, bro. Only fatal if over 70" talk my biggest concern on catching it is the rumours of sterilization. Lung damage blows but I can live with but would be my luck to go infertile when I got married, a house and got the implant removed from my wife just because some dumbass figured it was no big deal and didn't cover their mouth when coughing.
Freeze your sperm.
The thing that worries me about the over 70 part is yes, most boomers get it but there's also numerous reports of young, healthy 20 year olds getting them too, to the point where doctors were genuinely surprised to see so many young people (like the Italy leak and the recent Seattle report). And there's talk about Iran of kids getting it
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