Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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A statistician compiling all sorts of data regarding the epidemic in Poland posted an exponential forecast recently, which predicted 86 new detections today, so 61 might mean we're at least not on course for total disaster, but I'm not sure if extrapolating is of much use this early. I've already heard all sorts of stuff today though, like people claiming the growth is worse than Italy's (how? Italy quadrupled their numbers in four days at the same stage) or a major journalist wondering why the cabinet won't all gather in one place after one minister tested positive (gee, I really wonder why). I'm not sure if I should be angry or jealous about political journos like that. Who wouldn't want to get paid for having bullshit opinions?
 
over at a Central FL Wendys, getting some medicinal spicy nugs and burgers, walk-in open, drive thru open, no exceptions for bicycle fags for drive thru, but some manager fag who reeked of "I'm still trying to not get a haircut different from high school but I'm willing to compromise" brought the fucking thunder down on some mexican or whatever who dared to sit while waiting for his to-go burger.
Like IMMEDIATELY rushing out to tell him he can't even sit for a moment lol.

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1700+ confirmed infections in NYS. Current hospitalization rate is 19 percent.

That sounds about right. Wasnt it being said last month that 20 percent would get it bad. Now we get to see if the second part was right, that out of that 20 percent of them about sixty percent would die.
 
over at a Central FL Wendys, getting some medicinal spicy nugs and burgers, walk-in open, drive thru open, no exceptions for bicycle fags for drive thru, but some manager fag who reeked of "I'm still trying to not get a haircut different from high school bit I'm willing to compromise" brought the fucking thunder down on some mexican or whatever who dared to sit while waiting for his to-go burger.
Like IMMEDIATELY rushing out to tell him he can't even sit for a moment lol.
If it was the SOB Trail it would probably be a heroin addicted stabby Puerto Rican.
 
over at a Central FL Wendys, getting some medicinal spicy nugs and burgers, walk-in open, drive thru open, no exceptions for bicycle fags for drive thru, but some manager fag who reeked of "I'm still trying to not get a haircut different from high school bit I'm willing to compromise" brought the fucking thunder down on some mexican or whatever who dared to sit while waiting for his to-go burger.
Like IMMEDIATELY rushing out to tell him he can't even sit for a moment lol.
Now that I'll concede is insane. If they're not licking their hands and rubbing them all over surfaces let a person rest for three minutes.
 
>translated from another paper
>Doctor Someguy from Foreign says look at me I mean oh man it's scary

well shit guess there goes humanity
If i catch it i'm fucking dead, i'm in a fairly good health overall but i allways have that yearly bad asthmathic bronchitis in the winter / cold humid climate that is restricting so much of my lung capacity and shortening breath / tightening my respiratory ways... Oh well.
 
If it was the SOB Trail it would probably be a heroin addicted stabby Puerto Rican.
nah I only get random gunfire through my windows on the holidays like New Years, nothing drastic like OBT
If i catch it i'm fucking dead, i'm in a fairly good health overall but i allways have that yearly bad asthmathic bronchitis in the winter / cold humid climate that is restricting so much of my lung capacity and shortening breath / tightening my respiratory ways... Oh well.
if you lived through the last half-dozen DEATH PLAGUES you'll be fine
 
I'd expect this from Commiefornia but as for anyone else doing this, why? No seriously, why? What possible good whatsoever could come from unleashing packs of criminals onto a panicked and shut down world that's basically PRIMED for a crime spree? And then you couple that with all the police departments turning into timid schoolgirls politely asking "All bad guys, please do not go and commit crimes during this period of civil unrest and unbridled chaos. Thank you."

If corona-chan spreads into prisons, oh-fuckity-well. Let her clean them out instead of going the extra mile of exceptionalism and letting a bunch of crooks loose you absolute fucking morons.

Timcast vlogged about this.

I agree with that Youtuber.

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This is why the Second Amendment is so important to protect your family!
 
Reporting in from Puyallup, WA, ended up going on a run with my mom to our local Costco a little bit after they opened. Traffic on the way was clear, the parking lot was about half filled. They were letting people enter in waves and waiting for people to leave so it wasn't too busy inside, there were limits of 1/2 on most of the basic essentials and we managed to get a one of the last packs of lysol aerosol (something that's evaded us ever since panic buying started, same with isopropyl). The only thing they were out of was TP. We've been stocking food and general medicine for a couple weeks now and aside from no guns we're good to live inside for at least a month so long as none of the utilities ever goes out.

I've been feeling progressively worse over the last week, around this time is when my yearly allergies hit like a truck. Problem is all the main symptoms except fever are what I normally get anyway so who knows if we already got the virus. The past three days I've effectively coofed everything out of my throat, but now I have this persistent dry, rough, cough. Tastes metallic, like blood, but there wasn't anything in my mucus indicating any blood. The coughing does get much, much, worse at night like the rest of my allergy shenanigans so I'm trying to be optimistic that I'll be okay for now. I'm much more worried about most of my extended family, everybody is either old, have other major health issues, smoke heavily, or all three. Thankfully my parents are relatively young without much health problems, and all my brothers are healthy.

Now, I'm not so scared of the virus so much as I am what will happen when it spreads into Tacoma. Shit's basically a mini detriot with more spics sprinkled all over. Tons of homeless camping major intersections for hand outs. Seattle is far enough that I don't think it will blow down here, but downtown Tacoma is less than a 20 minute drive away and considering peoples reactions so far, it's gonna be wild.

I'll try to keep my phone handy so if any fun happens I can throw it on here, but just in case I die... Thanks for all the tard cum, don't think I could find anywhere else quite like this, I've spent many nights falling asleep reading these threads. Stay safe Kiwi's, and Null too you fuckin' feeder.

God I hope this all blows over, but I think it won't. This is just the beginning. Fuck corona, fuck China, and fuck the faggot that sucked bat ass for breakfast.
 
I'd expect this from Commiefornia but as for anyone else doing this, why? No seriously, why? What possible good whatsoever could come from unleashing packs of criminals onto a panicked and shut down world that's basically PRIMED for a crime spree? And then you couple that with all the police departments turning into timid schoolgirls politely asking "All bad guys, please do not go and commit crimes during this period of civil unrest and unbridled chaos. Thank you."

If corona-chan spreads into prisons, oh-fuckity-well. Let her clean them out instead of going the extra mile of exceptionalism and letting a bunch of crooks loose you absolute fucking morons.

People put in prison aren't supposed to be there for a death sentence by dying in a plague-house. The US prison system is massively distorted already by the fact they have a private prison industrial complex that influences laws and judges. Through in a highly contagious, dangerous virus and they're a timebomb waiting to go off. Society hasn't decided that these people should be locked in an infection box even if you have.
 
People put in prison aren't supposed to be there for a death sentence by dying in a plague-house. The US prison system is massively distorted already by the fact they have a private prison industrial complex that influences laws and judges. Through in a highly contagious, dangerous virus and they're a timebomb waiting to go off. Society hasn't decided that these people should be locked in an infection box even if you have.
So law-abiding citizens have to go through lockdown and aren't allowed to leave their homes (granted not the case everywhere, yet), yet prisoners are allowed to roam free?
 
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Why is student loan cancellation such a big issue? Albeit, most colleges are overpriced, but canceling student loans right now would just ruin the banks. Banks make money off of loans. The best thing we can do right now are loan freezes and zero interest rates for the time being. Thank goodness Pocahontas isn’t in charge of this.
 
People in germany in my region are treating this as holidays. They haven't gotten the message that the schools were closed down in order to inhibit a spread and for the kids to stay at home. Groups of kids outside everywhere, as the weather is good. They'll infect each other, then go home and infect their parents. Lots of groups of people in parks and such. Young people doing so-called "corona parties" I shit you not. I can only imagine the number of people outside will increase as all non-essential businesses close tomorrow. I saw something in my street that looked suspiciously like testing for corona this evening.

My guess is that there will be a curfew before the week is over, but latest the next week. Officals kept repeating that curfews are possible if people aren't taking this seriously. My guess is they already guessed that people won't and give it a few days so that the curfews don't seem too dramatic or uncalled for and they can later claim "well we warned you to not go outside".
 
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