Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
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Was reading the comments under the vid, saw this one. Socialists not want to claim him. And the part where Lucas probably end up in a state-run mental hospital.

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BIG CATS said:
You know that old saying- “When in doubt, take it up with Bernie Sanders”

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"Bernie Sanders upon you, Bernie Sanders upon you, Bernie Sanders upon you!"
Now he's lost telomeres, and Bernie Sanders as an excuse to date zoomers. I'm curious how the creep of Spokane will justify his fetish now that it appears the majority of zoomers are not in fact socialists like he fantasises. Guess he'll just have to fall back on "I have an EBT card, where the women at?!"

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Nevermind, he just posted another rant on Instagram about how woe is me I'm a gen x, pls date me zoomers
 
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First off, holy fuck that lighting makes him look utterly horrific

'Gen X has a grasp of sarcasm cause we didn't do it all the time!' says the guy who uses it constantly, from a generation literally famous for using sarcasm to the point is a famous meme for Gen X. Even the simpsons trolled the fuck out of Gen X for it. Watch that episode where homer tours getting that cannon shot into his gut

'We grew up in a time where everyone earned a living to survive' says the guy who hasn't worked in decades and couldn't handle working at mcdonalds without nearly having a psychotic breakdown

Claims the only way to be well off is to either be born rich/inherit money or 'exploit the american worker who works harder and makes less than you do!' which shows how little he understands how businesses work. Bosses work a hell of alot harder than their employees do in many businesses, especially smaller ones and startups. Also claims that the bosses 'do the brain work...which is mostly sitting around' LOL never met an engineer, programmer or anyone running literally any other business then I take it

'The christians are the problem with this country!' (ask the atheist soviets or the non christian indians and chinese about that, their countries are not christian and they are way worse off than the US)

He appears to be haunting one of his usual creeper spots in a parking lot

'Your boyfriends all have more money than me!' its called having literally any job whatsoever to have more money than him

At this rate he will be getting a prepaid visa to flash around as his credit card and then lose his shit when that doesn't work either

He talks like he takes credit for the achievements of Gen X as if he is some kind of paragon of his generation. It reminds me exactly how how the stormfront types take credit for everything anybody who happened to be white did, especially in terms of inventions and stuff like that ('i'm superior cause a WHITE guy invented X!' vs 'i'm a paragon of sarcasm cause Gen X is so great at using it!'...even though they're not and lucas never uses it properly)

'I'm very sincere to her! I say things that are very nice when I meet a woman!' aka 'i'm saying what I think you want to hear to get into your pants and manipulate her' as proven by him losing his shit at her when it doesn't work. Just like an incel and PUA

He at least admits he doesn't know if korea chan is real 'because the corona virus means we can't meet!' so at least he has enough braincells to at least consider questioning the catfish...not that it isn't blatantly obvious she is a catfish

'The chicks talk to me on the street but they never make eye contact with me' (how exactly do you talk to someone on the street without looking at someone? or is this a 'get the fuck away from me perv!' while running the other direction?)

'They only talk to me when they have boyfriends! they say bigoted things to me like 'hi atheist!' (i'll take shit that never happened for $500)
 
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WonderWino said:

First off, holy fuck that lighting makes him look utterly horrific

'Gen X has a grasp of sarcasm cause we didn't do it all the time!' says the guy who uses it constantly, from a generation literally famous for using sarcasm to the point is a famous meme for Gen X. Even the simpsons trolled the fuck out of Gen X for it. Watch that episode where homer tours getting that cannon shot into his gut

'We grew up in a time where everyone earned a living to survive' says the guy who hasn't worked in decades and couldn't handle working at mcdonalds without nearly having a psychotic breakdown

Claims the only way to be well off is to either be born rich/inherit money or 'exploit the american worker who works harder and makes less than you do!' which shows how little he understands how businesses work. Bosses work a hell of alot harder than their employees do in many businesses, especially smaller ones and startups. Also claims that the bosses 'do the brain work...which is mostly sitting around' LOL never met an engineer, programmer or anyone running literally any other business then I take it

'The christians are the problem with this country!' (ask the atheist soviets or the non christian indians and chinese about that, their countries are not christian and they are way worse off than the US)

He appears to be haunting one of his usual creeper spots in a parking lot

'Your boyfriends all have more money than me!' its called having literally any job whatsoever to have more money than him

At this rate he will be getting a prepaid visa to flash around as his credit card and then lose his shit when that doesn't work either

He talks like he takes credit for the achievements of Gen X as if he is some kind of paragon of his generation. It reminds me exactly how how the stormfront types take credit for everything anybody who happened to be white did, especially in terms of inventions and stuff like that ('i'm superior cause a WHITE guy invented X!' vs 'i'm a paragon of sarcasm cause Gen X is so great at using it!'...even though they're not and lucas never uses it properly)

'I'm very sincere to her! I say things that are very nice when I meet a woman!' aka 'i'm saying what I think you want to hear to get into your pants and manipulate her' as proven by him losing his shit at her when it doesn't work. Just like an incel and PUA

He at least admits he doesn't know if korea chan is real 'because the corona virus means we can't meet!' so at least he has enough braincells to at least consider questioning the catfish...not that it isn't blatantly obvious she is a catfish

'The chicks talk to me on the street but they never make eye contact with me' (how exactly do you talk to someone on the street without looking at someone? or is this a 'get the fuck away from me perv!' while running the other direction?)

'They only talk to me when they have boyfriends! they say bigoted things to me like 'hi atheist!' (i'll take shit that never happened for $500)
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I seriously doubt Lucas even worked at McDonalds, he seems far too repulsive even in the few younger photos I've seen to be able to pass a job interview, even for fast food

Yes Lucas, Jeff Bezos is a cunt and should pay taxes, this does not mean every boss is like a Hollywood villain

"The Christians are the problem with this country"
must be weird having this edgelord mentality as a 40 year old 'man'

Hopefully not a parking lot near any schools

"Your boyfriends all have more money than me!" I mean that's because they're not homeless and living on welfare, while wasting all their money on board games that ended up getting thrown out

Every race takes credit for what members do, can't say I agree with it but it's a universal thing sadly. But I've never seen someone take credit for a generation, guess taking credit for race wasn't enough to satisfy Lucas' ego

He has said multiple times he'll say or do whatever women want if they have sex with him. He's incredibly obvious when it comes to how desperate and disingenuous he is.

He questions it, but he also acts like if someone tells him they're an atheist they must be trustworthy because only Christians are evil and lie and if they're catfishing him they must just be Christians

Probably a symptom of his refusal to take medication for the voices in his head. If I kept hearing people talk to me on the streets without ever looking at me, I'd probably see that as something to look into getting help for if it continues

They only talk to him when they have someone they believe could reasonably physically restrain him in case he gets violently, Lucas being the incel with a criminal record of violence towards women, and multiple no contact orders never puts the dots together on that one

Army Burger said:
When does the shotgun mouthwash happen in Lucas' case?
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Lucas doesn't have it in him to end himself, as much as he likes to threaten women with suicide if they don't date him. Like he did with Lacie
 
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At 8:50 in his soloist vid the mask slips, fucking disgusting incest pedo Lucas mode kicks in. Starts comparing his hypothetical teen children to the same teens he wants to fist.


“if I had daughters when I was young they’d now be preppy, juicy-wombed cheerleaders wearing Bernie Sanders shirts”

The preppy bit kills me. Doesn’t he hate everything about rich WASPs?
 
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I am so, so glad he never fathered a daughter when he was young and will never father a daughter.
BIG CATS said:
At 8:50 in his soloist vid the mask slips, fucking disgusting incest pedo Lucas mode kicks in. Starts comparing his hypothetical teen children to the same teens he wants to fist.


“if I had daughters when I was young they’d now be preppy, juicy-wombed cheerleaders wearing Bernie Sanders shirts”

The preppy bit kills me. Doesn’t he hate everything about rich WASPs?
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They'd be "groomed" preppy, juicy-wombed cheerleaders for himself. The mother would already be past the "juicy womb" stage for Lucas, but he'd have his "groomed" daughter(s) in the queue since birth.
I am so, so glad girls have been running away from the insane incestous pedo creep from the time he was young.
 
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mothman96 said:
I am so, so glad he never fathered a daughter when he was young and will never father a daughter.

They'd be "groomed" preppy, juicy-wombed cheerleaders for himself. The mother would already be past the "juicy womb" stage for Lucas, but he'd have his "groomed" daughter(s) in the queue since birth.
I am so, so glad girls have been running away from the insane incestous pedo creep from the time he was young.
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I love that he doesn't get that his videos, along with his behaviour irl, and Facebook posts, are keeping all the women in Spokane away from him. If he deleted his YouTube channels and Facebook, he'd probably have a slightly better chance at finding a girlfriend, albeit his own age which he hates since he can't manipulate them as easily
 
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