Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

klickitat said:
Problem is, he's somehow convinced he's an ultra desirable Adonis and shouldn't have to pay for it when he's more the kind of guy you'd see hanging out in an alleyway wearing dark sunglasses and yelling at passers by.

I'm not sure how he got it into his head that he's some kind of rare prize; he's rare all right, but sure as shit isn't a prize. Someone needs to teach him that just because something is one of a kind doesn't mean it's valuable or desirable.
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The simpsons predicted lucas's weightloss journey and subsequent attitude toward being an adonis


Rescuetoast said:
This motherfucker really watched a DARE PSA ad in 1987 and saw “high school girls love it when shady looking strangers offer them drugs in parks”
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Which is funny considering he is literally a walking stereotype of exactly the kind of person kids are told to stay away from in those kinds of videos
 
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Nasty on all levels, and not even remotely the fun kind of nasty.

For a self proclaimed feminist, he sure does openly view young women as chattel.

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Basically Lucas' standard creep level nasty. It's just more reason for women to avoid him, he screams creep and predator. Knowing Lucas he probably would want you to literally throw a child to him to molest in the park. I've heard deadass, and a few times okurt, but Lucas seems to be the only person who says oh jah, kinda disappointed zoomers haven't taken advantage of this and made Lucas parrot really dumb shit without realising it. It's pretty fucking creepy a 40 year old man trying to sound like a 16 year old. I wonder if he'll try getting a skateboard to impress the kids, then again I doubt one could support his weight.
klickitat said:
Nasty on all levels, and not even remotely the fun kind of nasty.

For a self proclaimed feminist, he sure does openly view young women as chattel.

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Lucas can refuse to be tested for autism all he wants, it still shows in his behaviour, and he's still as socially inept with or without the diagnosis
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
He's real proud of those ugly glasses. Also, "#pooping"?

WTF is wrong with him?
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Aren't all his clothes from homeless shelters? I've never seen Lucas change his clothing since following his activities around the time the video spams started, and he always seems to wear the same fat guy shirts and pants that are slightly big on him, despite how large he is. Wouldn't be surprised if he either left them in his old apartment with the board games, or just lost it.
Da Dude123 said:
He probably got those sunglasses out of the free clothing bin at the bum shelter. Haven't seen him wearing his woman's beanie recently.
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Lucas is now clearly angry and giving his angry war face


Yet another step on the path of regressing into an animal. He's acting more and more like a gorilla every day. Whats next? Breaking into sprints at random people in the park while beating his chest and to try to drive the flatbills away from their women in a show of dominance like an old silverback?
 
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Lucas has been pretty consistent with getting sores on his face, particularly around his mouth. Mrsa or herpes? Either way it's another red flag when he keeps getting these sores around his mouth
Trainwreck said:
I am wondering if that is a MRSA spot? I don't really know much about it but as an adult, especially male, its strange to get blemishes continuously in the same spot.
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Hasn't he already pounded his chest angrily in videos before?
WonderWino said:
Lucas is now clearly angry and giving his angry war face


Yet another step on the path of regressing into an animal. He's acting more and more like a gorilla every day. Whats next? Breaking into sprints at random people in the park while beating his chest and to try to drive the flatbills away from their women in a show of dominance like an old silverback?
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WonderWino said:
Lucas is now clearly angry and giving his angry war face


Yet another step on the path of regressing into an animal. He's acting more and more like a gorilla every day. Whats next? Breaking into sprints at random people in the park while beating his chest and to try to drive the flatbills away from their women in a show of dominance like an old silverback?
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Given his poop fixation I’ve been anticipating the moment he starts throwing it
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
He's aware enough to not do his creepy rants on the library floor with the other homeless folks. Another reason I doubt he's schizophrenic.
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He's diagnosed with it. And they don't keep you in a loony bin against your will for months because you're just kind of annoying. He was straight up psycho.
 
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AnOminous said:
He's diagnosed with it. And they don't keep you in a loony bin against your will for months because you're just kind of annoying. He was straight up psycho.
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There's plenty of bipolar folks in the loony bin. I don't know what he's diagnosed with, it doesn't really matter anyway. Lucas is kookoo bananas.
 
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lilindica said:
I'm slowly trying to gain his trust with talking about Dr. Phil. L O L. I want to leach off 400 bucks from the other side of the world for entertainment value since I can't get anywhere in the current lockdown.
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Yet another display of utter lack of self awareness. Aside from the fact he clearly misunderstood what his mother was saying about 'love finding you' (meaning it can happen when its unexpected sort of thing - and i'm being generous with that statement because we all know she flat out said it wasn't in the cards for him....so....another lucas retcon to try to make this 'teen girl' more sympathetic to him through lying?) his pizza analogy clearly means to say you aren't going to just have a pizza appear for you if you're hungry, you have to go out and get it yourself.....which he clearly acknowledges. Yet he doesn't seem to understand how the same applies to a girlfriend. He literally expects a girlfriend to just appear to him or be literally brought to him by someone else....which is essentially the same thing as he is admitting isn't going to happen with said pizza. That he can't see the logic between the two scenarios shows you just how much of a moron he truly is
 
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WonderWino said:
Yet another display of utter lack of self awareness. Aside from the fact he clearly misunderstood what his mother was saying about 'love finding you' (meaning it can happen when its unexpected sort of thing - and i'm being generous with that statement because we all know she flat out said it wasn't in the cards for him..
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Being psychotic or not, it's probably devastating if your own mother says that nobody will ever love you the way you need.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
There's plenty of bipolar folks in the loony bin. I don't know what he's diagnosed with, it doesn't really matter anyway. Lucas is kookoo bananas.
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can we not have this stupid discussion again? Lucas is schizotypal. He's admitted it himself. So has his mother.

Every dozen Pages or so, someone doesn't think Lucas is crazy enough to be schizophrenic. He is.

End of discussion? It's getting boring.
 
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